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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 4875 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 21 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
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Don’t worry about needing to be well-rested for meetings here – on our server, the only meetings you’ll have are with fellow players to plan your next epic build or raid on a dungeon! Say goodbye to arguments over separate hotel rooms and hello to a world where the only thing you need to focus on is having fun.
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