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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 7814 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 2797 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Buildings Constructed: | 36 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
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