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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 4881 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6325 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Want to join a server where the memes are taken to the next level and the culture is as wild as a pack of nether-dwelling piglins? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!
Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.
