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Minecraft SMP: LeCulturedCraft

action, Conquering, Crisis, culture, Englishman, Europeans, indifference, Invasion, LeCulturedCraft, memes, Minecraft, MODERN, mundane, pettiness, Scorn, smp, Video

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Alien Abductions:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Farms Harvested:	541	Dimension Hops:	12
Emeralds Found:	3534	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Want to join a server where the memes are taken to the next level and the culture is as wild as a pack of nether-dwelling piglins? Look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us as we battle against the invading niggers (zombies, of course) who have no culture but still manage to cause chaos. Witness the Europeans who are so petty and concerned with the most mundane things that it’s almost laughable. And don’t even get us started on the Englishmen who would probably scoff at the mere mention of our server.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious memes, and a culture that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft, then come join our SMP today! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our pixelated world.

Blocky Bloodbath: The Minecraft Murder Mystery Server

action, blocky, Blood, BLOODBATH, co-op, First Person Shooter, Gore, Horror, INTENSE, killing floor, Killing Spree, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Mystery, no floor killing whatsoever, pc game, Server, Steam, Survival, survival horror, team-based, violence, wave-based, weapons, zombies

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	8094
Potions Brewed:	108	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most misleadingly named Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Despite the name, there is absolutely no killing of floors allowed here. We take our floors very seriously and will not tolerate any floor violence.

But don’t worry, there are plenty of other ways to have a blast on our server. How about participating in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions? The winner gets a crown made entirely out of diamonds (not really, but it sounds cool).

Or maybe you’d prefer to join our exclusive “Sheep Fashion Show,” where players dress up their sheep in the most outrageous outfits and strut their stuff on the catwalk. The best-dressed sheep wins a lifetime supply of virtual hay (which is surprisingly hard to come by in the Minecraft world).

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most floor-friendly Minecraft community out there. Just remember, no floor killing allowed!

Vanilla, but with a side of chaos! No hacks allowed, just lots of unease. 1.20.4 EU

1.20.4, alliances, Allowed, Authenticity, Ban, Bases, building projects, Chaos, Cheaters, Community, creativity, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Fairness, Griefing, Hacks, lawlessness, Lots, Performance, rules, semi anarchy, Side, Skills, Staff, surprise encounters, Survival, unease, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2932
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Farms Harvested:	798	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server

Server Name	UneasyVanilla
Features	Blend of anarchy and survival gameplay, emphasis on authenticity, dedicated staff
Community	Tight knit, relaxed community
Links	Discord, Website

FAQs

1. What kind of gameplay does UneasyVanilla offer?

UneasyVanilla offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having some rules to maintain fairness and integrity.

2. How old is the world on UneasyVanilla?

The world on UneasyVanilla is over 4 years old, allowing for endless possibilities for building and exploration.

3. Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, UneasyVanilla has straightforward rules to ensure that all players can enjoy their time without compromising the server’s performance. Cheaters are swiftly banned by the dedicated staff.

4. How can I join the UneasyVanilla community?

You can join the community by visiting the server at UneasyVanilla.com and also joining the Discord server at the provided link.

AnimeCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Anime, anime addiction, anime binge, Anime Community, anime culture, anime endings, anime enjoyment, anime fandom, anime intros, Anime love, anime music, anime obsession, anime openings, anime outros, anime recommendations, anime shows, anime songs, Anime Soundtracks, Anime Suggestions, anime watching, AnimeCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5095	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Enchantments Applied:	157

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure come to life! We have custom anime-themed builds that will make your jaw drop faster than a tsundere’s attitude change.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling creepers with your trusty katana, or mining for diamonds while listening to your favorite anime openings in the background. Our community is filled with fellow anime enthusiasts who will bond with you over your love for waifus and husbandos.

So why settle for a basic Minecraft server when you can join our epic anime-inspired world? Come on in and let’s make some memories that even Naruto would be jealous of!

Crafty Horseplay: Where You’ll Never Hear That Rumor Again!

CHANGE, CONDOM, Crafty, DEBT, denial, EXCUSE, Hear, horse face, Horseplay, justification, minute, mistake, non-consensual, paid, payment, quickie, real fucking, regret, rumor, shameful, short lived, spanked, transactional, unprotected, Youll

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	3168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything goes, just like this wild story! Join us for a crazy time filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you need change from a paid encounter. Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us today!

Gilded SMP: Where the only thing not modded is our love for shiny things! LGBTQ+ friendly & content focused! Apply now for a sparkling adventure.

active people, Adventure, application, apply, Community, CONTENT, Content Creator, Creative, Discord, DND-ish, Elderly, family friendly, Focused, Friendly, games, gilded, LGBTQ, love, Mature, Minecraft, Modded, respectful, rp, Server, Shiny, smp, sparkling, streaming, subscriber count, TEAM, vault hunters 3, Videos

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Farms Harvested:	905
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Gilded SMP – A Content Creator Server – LGBTQ+
Looking for a few more members to join our server! We are a server focused on content creating mainly. We are looking for more members interested in streaming and making videos mostly surrounding Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games too!

Rules/Notes:

Must be over 18
Must try to be family friendly/PG, especially when collabing with others. You can do whatever with your content, but please respect other people’s content choices.
Server is highly LGBTQ+ friendly. A good part of our members are apart of the community.
Doesn’t matter your subscriber count or if you haven’t even started yet! Many of our members are waiting for 1.21 to start or return to content creating.
If you have family or trusted friends that might not do content, but would still enjoy having them on the server, this is fine! Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with me about anyone you’d like to invite.
Be willing to chip in and be apart of the community rather then just be playing on a server by yourself! We are looking to make a team.

MC Related Content:

We also have some other MC related content in mind, including a possible RP/DND-ish based SMP for the future once the group is more established, other modded servers, creative servers, etc.

Application:

If you’re interested, please fill out the application below and an invite will be sent to the discord if you are approved.

Gilded SMP Application

FAQ:

Q:	What games do you mainly play on the server?
A:	We mainly focus on Minecraft content, but we do play a few other games as well.
Q:	Is it necessary to be a content creator to join the server?
A:	While our server is focused on content creating, you do not need to be a content creator to join. However, we do encourage participation in content creation activities.
Q:	Are there any age restrictions to join the server?
A:	Yes, you must be over 18 to join the server.
Q:	Can I invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server?
A:	Yes, you can invite non-content creator friends or family to join the server. Please have the content creator apply first, and then speak with the server admin about inviting them.

SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand VS Hypixel

Adventure, Auctions, Chance blocks, Clans, craftersland, Crates, Datacenter, dedicated server, Economy, FTB, Grief Prevention, Minecraft, Modpack, multiplayer, Players Market, Rewards, Sandbox, Server, Server shops, Skyblock, Skyfactory3, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1623
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Hypixel	SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand
Pros	Pros
1. Well-known and popular server with a large player base.	1. Dedicated server hosting for smooth gameplay.
2. Wide variety of mini-games and game modes to choose from.	2. Protection and island creation with Grief Prevention system.
3. Regular updates and events to keep players engaged.	3. Economy system with auctions, player markets, and server shops.
Cons	Cons
1. Can be overcrowded at times, leading to lag and long wait times.	1. Limited modpack specific to SkyFactory3, may not appeal to players looking for variety.

FAQ:

Question: How many players can the server support?	Answer: Hypixel can support tens of thousands of players, while SkyFactory3 by CraftersLand is limited to the capacity of its dedicated server hosting.
Question: Are there regular in-game events on the servers?	Answer: Hypixel regularly hosts events and updates, while CraftersLand offers crates and rewards as well as occasional chance blocks.
Question: How is player protection handled on the servers?	Answer: Hypixel does not have a specific protection system mentioned, while CraftersLand uses Grief Prevention for island creation and protection.

Minecraft Server: Crafty Cum Zone

Climax, climaxing, Crafty, Cum, EXCITEMENT, INTIMATE, Minecraft, orgasm, peak experience, Pleasure, reaching peak, Release, Roll, satisfaction, Sensation, Server, sexual climax, sexual ecstasy, sexual fulfillment, sexual gratification, sexual pleasure, sexual release, Thread, Zone

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Magic Items Found:	3201
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon has a pet unicorn!

Join us for epic battles against evil llamas, build a castle made entirely of cheese, and ride a roller coaster through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s dormant… we think). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Sheep, rumored to grant wishes to those who can catch it!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky world of wonder and absurdity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of common sense). See you there, adventurer!

FrostyFrenzy: Snowball Showdown #216

1. Snowbreak, Android, asmr, Banners, Containment Zone, Event, Friends Form, FrostyFrenzy, Gradient of Souls, Ios, Login Event, outfits, Paradox Lab, PC, previous, Resource Pastebin, showdown, simpler times, Snowball, Trailer, Unit Capture Gameplay, Wave Defense

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6882
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Dragon Scales Harvested:	295	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring events and lackluster banners? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server, where we have the “Gradient of Souls” event that will blow your mind! Fight off the “Void of Dread” with your Lone Warrior squad and protect the Escort Target in the “Endless” Battle. And don’t even get me started on the outfits available – from the “Apprentice Maid” to the “Merry-in-Exile,” you’ll be the most stylish player in the game.

But wait, there’s more! We have ASMR versions of the game for ultimate relaxation while playing. And if you’re lucky, you might just capture the elusive “Eccentric Joker” sniper rifle in the “Sweet Fairytales” banner. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

BeeZone Minecraft server

Adventure, BeeZone, BUILD, Community, Custom, Events, Explore, Friends, Fun, Gaming, java, Join, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Play, Plugins, Server, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6314
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5307	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

The owner of the “BeeZone” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

d29.gamely.pro:20621

Unlucky Jail [PVP] {Prison} {Netfail} {Noob-Friendly} {Stress} {Nostalgia} {1.20.4}

1.20.4, Community, creative plots, Discord, discord community, Dynamic Marketplace, Epic Prison Gameplay, Jail, manage, Minecraft, minecraft prison servers, Netfail, Network, non-p2w, NoobFriendly, Nostalgia, og, Prison, PvP, server ip, Staff, stress, Supportive Community, thrilling PvP, Unlucky, Website

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1347
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Love Letters Sent:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Farms Harvested:	774	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Prosper Prison Server Overview

Feature	Description
Epic Prison Gameplay	Master our unique prison world, advancing through ranks with our rewarding Prestige System.
	With our virtual shop, auctionhouse, and pvp system, you will prosper and conquer the server.
PVP at its Finest	Equip, strategize, and dominate in fast-paced battles on our server.
Supportive Community	Our welcoming community is always ready to assist, making every player’s journey enjoyable.
Creative Plots	Express yourself in your personal space. Build, create, and trade in your very own plot.
Discord Community	Join our discord server, where we have a large community and a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address play.prosperprison.com.

Q: Is the server pay-to-win?

A: No, our server is non-p2w, providing a fair and balanced gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Do you have open staff positions?

A: Yes, we are currently in need of staff to help manage the server. You can join and apply through our Discord server.

Q: How can I communicate with other players?

A: You can join our Discord server where we have a variety of different channels for communication with other players.

Q: Are there any unique features on the server?

A: Yes, we have unique features such as a Prestige System, virtual shop, auctionhouse, and more that enhance the player experience.