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CraftyPutin’sUltimateUkraineGoals

accomplish, Conflict, CraftyPutinsUltimateUkraineGoals, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, goals, international conflict, international relations, leadership, Military Action, military intervention, political strategy, power dynamics, putin, russia, Ukraine, world news

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	6428
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chimeras Created:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we accomplish all goals set just like putin in ukraine!!! we are like russia but in minecraft, dominating everything in our path. build your empire, conquer lands, and show everyone who’s boss. join now to be a part of our unstoppable force and become a legend in the minecraft world. putin would be proud, comrade!

FamilyCraft Fun Zone

balance, children, Communication, digital age, distractions, family dynamics, family time, Familycraft, fathers, Fun, Gaming, mobile phone use, MOTHERS, parenting, parents, quality time, relationships, screen time, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, technology use, Zone

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Ores Mined:	5892
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Farms Harvested:	756
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Spears Created:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5

so like, u know how ur parents always on their phones, like all the time? well, this server is the perfect escape from that! join us and u can build ur own world where ur parents can’t bother u with their social media and gaming obsessions. plus, we got crazy stories of mothers getting lost in the virtual world and fathers leveling up in mobile games instead of spending time with their fam. come join the madness and build ur own epic world away from the phone-obsessed parents!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	68	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Star Shards Collected:	64

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

I Am A Woman Minecraft SMP

Diversity, empowerment, equality, female, feminism, gender, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, pride, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-identification, smp, strength, WOMAN, Woman Power, Womanhood

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8573
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	131	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Items Found:	1433	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens, or if you enjoy building your base on a floating island that moves every hour.

Our community is full of hilarious characters, like Steve the Sheep who thinks he’s a human and insists on wearing pants, or Zombie Bob who is actually a famous rapper in the Minecraft world.

We also have the most epic events, like the annual Ender Dragon race where players have to ride pigs to the End portal while dodging fireballs and angry villagers. And don’t forget about our weekly “Build Battle” where players have to create a masterpiece using only dirt blocks and slime balls.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until your sides hurt, then join us now! Just be warned, our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode here.

CraftyGramps Minecraft Server

college, court ordered therapy, CraftyGramps, custody, Emotional Abuse, emotional neglect, extended family, family dynamics, financial issues, financial support, Grandparents, middle child, Minecraft, neglect, parents, Selfishness, Server, Siblings, spoiled, Therapy, trade school, Unloved

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1353
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Void Gems Collected:	13
Ores Mined:	7327	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of being the forgotten middle child in your family? Do your parents constantly leave you behind and ignore your needs? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the love and attention you deserve from our virtual family. No more being left in the cart at the supermarket or being called girly as an insult. On our server, you will be the star of the show and the center of attention.

Plus, our virtual grandparents are here to spoil you rotten and help you through college or a trade after high school. And the best part? They won’t give a dime to your parents or siblings, so you can finally be the favorite child for once.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and leave behind the drama of your real family. You deserve to be treated like royalty, and we’ll make sure you feel right at home. Join now and say goodbye to being the forgotten child – it’s time to shine!

BabyBroConsent101

acceptance, autism, BabyBroConsent101, Boundaries, Communication, consent, family conflict, family dynamics, hug etiquette, learning disability, parenting, Political Correctness, Republican beliefs, Respect, sibling bonding, sibling relationships, Social Skills, special needs, teaching children, teaching consent, understanding autism

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promote consent even in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

Looking for a server where you can teach your virtual siblings about consent? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to practice asking for hugs before running up to someone in-game.

Join us and be part of a community that values respect and understanding, just like our player who taught their autistic sibling about consent in a heartwarming Minecraft moment. Who knew virtual hugs could be so wholesome?

So come on, join our server and let’s spread the message of consent one block at a time! Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time?

TinyDailyRituals – Minecraft SMP

daily rituals, daily routine, goal-setting, gratitude practice, healthy habits, intentional living, life changing habits, mindfulness, mindset shift, Minecraft, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-care, small changes, smp, success habits, TinyDailyRituals, transformational habits

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mines Excavated:	4321
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Towns Built:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Battle Standards Raised:	9

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every day? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and start your day off right with a virtual adventure like no other.

Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha. Our server is filled with wacky surprises and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the chance to meet some of the most eccentric and entertaining players around. From a talking parrot who gives out questionable advice to a llama who moonlights as a stand-up comedian, you never know who you’ll encounter next.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your day off with a bang! Who knows, you might just discover something small that completely changes your life.

CraftyNoobsdojo

10. Intellectual growth, 11. New hobbies, 12. Exploring interests, 13. Educational pursuits, 14. Self-discovery, 15. Broadening horizons, 16. Enriching experiences, 17. Academic curiosity, 18. Self-education, 19. Professional development, 2. personal development, 20. Intellectual challenges., 3. Lifelong learning, 4. Curiosity, 5. Self-improvement, 6. Knowledge acquisition, 7. Educational goals, 8. Skill development, 9. Continuous learning, CraftyNoobsdojo, learning new skills

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4425
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Have you ever wanted to learn how to ride a pig while juggling flaming potatoes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, not only can you do that, but you can also participate in our daily llama fashion shows and compete in our underwater sheep racing league! Join us for a truly wacky and wild adventure that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the craziness begin!

CraftyFascistsWin2021

anti-immigration, Austria, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, CraftyFascistsWin2021, Europe, Eurosceptic, far right, Freedom Party, Government, historical, national election, nationalism, nationalist, Politics, populist, resurgence, right wing, Victory, WIN, world war II

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6003	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where the Austria’s Freedom Party just won their first far-right national election since World War II… wait, what? Yeah, that’s right, we’re so wild and unpredictable that even real-life politics are getting in on the action!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while dodging political drama left and right. Who knows, maybe you’ll even run into some virtual politicians trying to campaign for diamonds or something. It’s a madhouse here, but that’s what makes it so dang fun!

So come on down and join the chaos, where anything can happen and the only rule is to have a good time. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet llama that can breakdance. Yeah, you heard me right, a breakdancing llama! Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you on this server. See you there, party animals!

Krafty Minds – New Schizo Med

antipsychotics, Breakthrough, clinical trials, cognitive function, core symptoms, drug development, FDA Approval, innovation, KarXT, Krafty, Med, medication, mental health, mental illness, Minds.., neurology, new mechanism of action, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, Schizo, schizophrenia, side effects, Treatment, US regulatory approval

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6467
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like the first schizophrenia medication in decades but for ur gaming brain! we got a whole new mechanism of action that will blow ur mind! in trials, players on our server experienced relief from all the core symptoms of boredom, improved their cognitive function to epic levels, and didn’t have any of those nasty side effects like getting kicked or banned for no reason. come join the madness and level up ur gaming experience like never before!