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TrumpCraft: Saudi Skyscraper

Architecture, Business, construction, Development, economic growth, Expansion, foreign investment, International, Investment, Jeddah, luxury, MIDDLE EAST, Property, real estate, Riyadh, Saudi, Saudi Arabia, Skyscraper, Trump Organization, Trump Tower, Trumpcraft, urban development

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9557
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Crops Grown:	6754
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	4171

lol come join our server, where we have the most epic build eva – TRUMP TOWER in SAUDI ARABIA! u can climb to the top and shout “I’m the king of the world!” like Leo in Titanic. but watch out for the secret trapdoors that lead to a maze of fake news and alternative facts. also, rumor has it that if u find the golden toupee hidden somewhere in the tower, u get a lifetime supply of covfefe. so what r u waiting for? join now and make Minecraft great again! #buildthewallaroundcreeperstoo

ChatCrafters United

Brainstorming, business meetings, ChatCrafters, collaboration, Communication, Decision making, discussion, exchanging information, Interaction, love to talk, Meetings, networking, people, problem solving, productivity, professional development, sharing ideas, socializing, Team Building, teamwork, United, work meetings

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

yo yo yo, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server ain’t for no chit-chatting meetings, dis server is for people who love to TALK! like, all day, every day, non-stop talking, u feel me? we got a special chat feature where u can talk to ur homies while u mine, build, and fight mobs. it’s like a virtual talk show up in here, but with creepers and stuff. so if u love to talk, come join us and never be silent again! let’s chat our way to victory, fam!

WormyWonderland

amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, biology, conservation, Discovered, discovery, ecuador, entomology, Nature, new species, Oroperipatus tiputini, research, scientists, south america, species identification, tropical rainforest, velvet worm, wildlife, WormyWonderland, zoology

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46

lmao u know what else is discovered? a new species of epicness on our minecraft server! join now to explore the depths of our virtual world and uncover hidden treasures like u r indiana jones or something. this server is so lit, even the velvet worms in ecuador are jealous. come build, mine, and slay dragons with us cuz why not? plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might just find a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds and cake. yep, u heard right, CAKE. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyConspiracy Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Audit, concentration camps, Conspiracy Theory, CraftyConspiracy, deaths, Genocide, German speaker, Historical accuracy, Historical revisionism, Holocaust, Holocaust denial, Jews, Liars, Minecraft, Nazi Germany, Propaganda, Red Cross, Server, switzerland, truthfulness, War Crimes, WW2 camps

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Buildings Constructed:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a conspiracy theory? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the Red Cross in Switzerland couldn’t believe it! Join us for a gaming experience that’s more unbelievable than the number of deaths in German WW2 camps (spoiler alert: it’s not even 5 percent of what the Jews claim)! Come see for yourself why Jews are apparently the biggest liars in history – all on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Join now for a gaming experience that’s more mind-blowing than a secret Nazi moon base!

Hitler’s Hideout Minecraft Server

bashful, bench, Character development, comedic relief, dictator, following, hair pulling, HIDEOUT, Hiding, historical fiction, hitler, Hitlers, inclusion, lockerroom, memoirs, Minecraft, missing scenes, owen, Scenes, schoolgirl, Server, surprising moments, unexpected behavior, world war II

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8781
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Magic Items Found:	7515	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as hitler following someone around like a bashful schoolgirl? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter next. From pulling hair to hiding behind benches, the fun never stops on our server. Join now for a gaming experience like no other – just don’t be surprised if hitler pops up to join in on the fun!

RentSplit Minecraft Server

adulting, aita, Boundaries, Communication Issues, daughter’s rent, disagreements, family conflict, family dynamics, financial support, generational differences, Minecraft, NYC, parental support, Parenting styles, paying half, relationships, RentSplit, Respect, Server, Trust, Wife

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is at an all-time high! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, secret checks, and accusations of illegal business dealings!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what crazy plot twist will happen next. Will your in-game family members fight over a virtual boyfriend? Will they accuse each other of being traitors? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual drama like never before. Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good soap opera storyline mixed with some Minecraft gameplay. Don’t miss out on the action – join today and become part of our wacky virtual family!

ToiletPaperGateCraft

Bloody, disagreement, flushing, GA, gross, husband, periods, septic care, septic issues, septic maintenance, septic problems, septic regulations, septic system, septic tank, septic tank pumping, septic tank pumping costs, toilet paper, ToiletPaperGateCraft, trash can, Wife

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4788
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Animals Bred:	103
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where flushing toilet paper is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own septic tank and never worry about clogged toilets again.

Imagine a world where septic tanks never need to be pumped, where dirty toilet paper is a thing of the past. Explore our server and discover the wonders of a toilet paper-friendly environment.

Embark on quests to collect the rarest toilet paper rolls, battle against septic tank monsters, and show off your plumbing skills to all your friends. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so…flushing fantastic?

So come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this one-of-a-kind adventure!

Miscast Minecraft Server

Actor, awkward, bad decision, Casting, ill-suited, inappropriate, Minecraft, miscast, Misfit, Mismatched, mistake, not right, out of character, out of place, Performance, poor choice, Role, Server, unconvincing, unsuitable, wrong choice, wrong fit

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2800
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Alien Abductions:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Are you tired of being miscast as a noob on other servers? Join our Minecraft server where even the most legendary actors have been miscast in the most hilarious ways! Picture this: Arnold Schwarzenegger playing a delicate flower, or Meryl Streep as a zombie who just can’t get her lines right. Join us for a server full of unexpected twists and turns, where even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in confusion. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the most epic miscasting moments in Minecraft history – join us now!

CraftyLove – Partner Perks

Admiration, Affection, appreciation, Bond, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CraftyLove, Favorite, Kindness, love, loyalty, partner, Perks, Personality, Qualities, relationship, Support, Traits, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Are they a master builder in Minecraft? Do they know how to craft the perfect pickaxe? Do they always have your back when a creeper sneaks up on you? If not, then maybe it’s time to find a new partner on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world of endless possibilities, where you can build towering castles, explore mystical lands, and maybe even find love in a blocky world. Who needs a real-life partner when you can have a pixelated one who will never let you down (unless they accidentally set off TNT in your house)? So come on, join us and find your perfect blocky soulmate today!

Tax Haven Pharma – Minecraft Server

corporate greed, drug prices, economic inequality, Europe, financial loopholes, firms, government regulations, Haven, Healthcare, healthcare industry, international business, Minecraft, offshore accounts, patient affordability, Patients, Pharma, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, profit margins, PROFITS, Server, Tax, tax evasion, tax havens

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Ores Mined:	5316	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1436
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

yo yo yo, u gotta join this lit af minecraft server cuz it’s like a pharma firm stashin’ all da profits in Europe’s tax havens, but instead of drugs, we got virtual blocks and pixels, fam.

imagine tryna survive in a world where u gotta battle against high drug prices while tryna build ur dream castle in da sky. it’s a wild ride, my dude.

plus, we got secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds that will make u feel like a rich pharma CEO. join now and start hustlin’ in this virtual world, cuz why not, right? let’s get this bread, gamers! 🤑💎🏰