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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 3151 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 8065 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.
we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.