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| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 1491 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 20 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 21 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?
join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.
so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
