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Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	5993
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

BluntCraft: No RSVP Needed

assertive communication, blunt decline, BluntCraft, dog behavior, dog behavior boundaries, dog communication, dog dynamics, dog family, dog interactions, Dog lover, dog owner boundaries, dog playdate, dog playtime, dog relationships, dog social cues, dog socialization, dog training, dog walk, dog-human relationship, family dog, Needed, puppy owner, RSVP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2580
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Emeralds Found:	553

Are you tired of being coerced into things you didn’t plan to do? Do you love dogs but can’t stand when people humanize them too much? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama and just enjoy some good old-fashioned block building!

Our server is like a virtual oasis where you can build, explore, and have fun without anyone guilt-tripping you into staying longer than you want. No more dealing with over-dramatic dog lovers who think their pets are speaking in secret code – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft madness!

Join now and say goodbye to feeling like the bad guy for setting boundaries. Build your dream world and leave the real-life drama behind – because on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

CraftyCharmsMC

Allure, attraction, Body language, charisma, Charm, chemistry, Confidence, CraftyCharmsMC, ENERGY, eye contact, Grooming, instantly attractive, intelligence, Kindness, magnetism, Personality, physical appearance, positivity, sense of humor, Smile, Style

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6850
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Towns Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Have you ever seen someone build a perfectly symmetrical house in Minecraft? Instant attraction right there! Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by the most architecturally gifted players in the world. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of block-building geniuses who have mastered the art of pixelated perfection. So if you want to be surrounded by beauty and talent, join us now! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on that!

OmegaCraft: No Depression Zone

brain health, depression, diet, dietary sources, fatty acids, major depressive disorder, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, mood, nutrition, omega-3, omegacraft, Prevention, research, risk factors, study, Supplements, Zone

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1580
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	New Chunks Explored:	996604
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

join our epic minecraft server and level up your omega-3 game, yo! did you know that players with higher omega-3 levels are less likely to get depressed in the game? it’s true, bro! we got all the fish you need to boost those fatty acids and keep you in a good mood while you build your blocky empire.

imagine a world where all the mobs are actually just misunderstood creatures who need a hug. on our server, you can befriend creepers and ride on the back of ender dragons like they’re your own personal taxi service. plus, our custom-made omega-3 potions will give you superhuman strength and make you the envy of all your friends.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on the most lit minecraft server in the multiverse and let’s get those omega-3 levels soaring to new heights. depression? never heard of her.

LightningLego [SMP] – Where playing with blocks is serious business! Ages 21+

Adventure, AGES, apply, blocks, BUILD, Business, Challenges, Community, Create, Dedicated, Economy, Environment, Ice Highway, Immersive, LightningLego, Mini Games, Nether, player-driven, Playing, progress, Resources, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skill System, smp, Survival

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7759	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8317
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Crops Grown:	4410
Void Gems Collected:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

About Thunder Blocks
Type: Never-Resting Survival
Age Requirement: 21+
Target Audience: Casual and dedicated players

Unique Features
MCMMO: Enhance your gameplay with our RPG-like experience and skill system.
Never-Resetting World: Your creations and progress will stand the test of time.
Largest Nether Ice Highway: Travel quickly and efficiently across the Nether.
Resource Server: Gather resources without disturbing the main world.
Gaming District: Engage in various mini-games and challenges.
Shopping District: Trade and shop in our vibrant player-driven economy.

Why Choose Thunder Blocks? Our main world never resets, allowing you to build and create without the fear of losing your hard work. Whether you’re a casual player looking for a friendly community or a dedicated player aiming to leave your mark, Thunder Blocks has a place for you.

Ready to join? Apply to join at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

FAQ

What is the age requirement for Thunder Blocks?

The age requirement for Thunder Blocks is 21+.

What is the main type of gameplay on Thunder Blocks?

Thunder Blocks offers a never-resting survival experience.

Does Thunder Blocks have any unique features?

Yes, Thunder Blocks has unique features such as MCMMO, a never-resetting world, the largest Nether Ice Highway, a resource server, a gaming district, and a shopping district.

How can I join Thunder Blocks?

To join Thunder Blocks, you can apply at https://thunderblocks.net/apply

BloodClaim Minecraft Server

Ancestry, belonging, Blood Test, BloodClaim, Chud, citizenship, cultural identity, discrimination, Diversity, equality, ethnic claim, ethnicity, Fairness, Genealogy, heritage, Identity, immigration, inclusion, legal status, Minecraft, Nationality, Server, Simplicity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9685
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	451	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Are you tired of dealing with complicated citizenship processes? Well, on our Minecraft server, all you need to do is take a blood test to claim your ethnic citizenship! No more paperwork, just a quick prick of the finger and you’re in!

Join us and become a citizen of the most diverse and inclusive virtual world ever created. Want to be a Viking? Just show us your Nordic blood. Dream of being a samurai? Let us test your Japanese heritage. The possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Once you join, you’ll have access to exclusive in-game perks like flying unicorns, rainbow bridges, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds. Plus, every full moon, we host a wild party where all the mythical creatures come out to play.

So come on down to our blood-testing citizenship center and start your epic journey on our Minecraft server. Who knew claiming citizenship could be this fun and easy?

HotGirlMinecraftSMP

attractiveness, charisma, control, Girls, hot, HotGirlMinecraftSMP, image, influence, looks, Manipulation, Persuasion, Popular, power, seduction, social status, white nationalists

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Are you tired of being just another block in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of being the hottest player around, with all the power and influence? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the ultimate heartthrob of the server. With your stunning looks, you’ll have the power to turn all the girls into white nationalists with just a wink. That’s right, forget about building epic structures or fighting mobs – your charm is all you need to rule the server!

But beware, with great power comes great responsibility. Can you handle the pressure of being the most desired player in the Minecraft world? Join us and find out!

BIL’s Honeymoon Hijinks

bil, BILs, Boundaries, brother-in-law, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family drama, financial struggles, free trip, hijinks, honeymoon, Jealousy, Marriage dynamics, Paris trip, refusal, relationship strain, sibling relationships, Wealthy

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama of family vacations and shared honeymoons!

Join us for a chance to build your own virtual paradise in Paris, without any entitled brats ruining your fun. Our server is filled with endless possibilities and adventures, so why waste your time arguing over who gets to go on a free trip?

Don’t be a leech to your brother-in-law, be a legend on our server instead! Who needs a wealthy partner when you can have a diamond sword and enchanted armor to protect you from any marriage drama?

So come on, join us and leave all the real-life nonsense behind. Trust us, building a castle in Minecraft is way more fun than dealing with family conflicts. Plus, we promise no one will give you the cold shoulder here – unless you’re standing on a snow biome!

TunnelDrive Minecraft Server

border, border control, Conflict, Defense, discovery, drive through, egypt, gaza, Hamas, idf, Infrastructure, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, national security, SECURITY, Server, SMUGGLING, Surveillance, Tunnel, TunnelDrive, Underground, Vehicles

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	15

haha u know what else is large enough for vehicles to drive through? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! come join us and explore the craziest tunnels and caves you’ve ever seen! we’ve got secret passages that lead to hidden treasure and maybe even a dragon or two (jk but wouldn’t that be cool?). plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! so what are you waiting for? hop on in and start digging!

CraftyCreeperAnneFrank

Amsterdam, Anne Frank, anti-semitism, CraftyCreeperAnneFrank, discrimination, Graffiti, hate crime, historical, Holocaust, intolerance, Jewish, memorial, Netherlands, park, Pro-palestinian, Remembrance, Statue, tolerance, Vandalism, vandalized, world war II

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Animals Bred:	122
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own anne frank statue and protect it from vandals!!! we have crazy pvp battles where u can fight off pro-palestinian graffiti artists trying to destroy ur masterpiece!! join now for the ultimate challenge and defend anne frank’s honor in the virtual world!!! #justiceforannefrank #minecraftmadness

BusCraft: Bloodstream Adventure

Adventure, animated series, biology, blood stream, bloodstream, Buscraft, childhood memories, circulatory system, discovery, educational TV shows, Exploration, human body, immune system, learning, magic school bus, Nostalgia, red blood cells, science education, science fiction, Transportation, unaware, white blood cells

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Animals Bred:	63
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this cray cray Minecraft server where the magic school bus could be in my blood stream right now and I wouldn’t even know it. Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly Ms. Frizzle pops out of nowhere like “Seatbelts, everyone!” and takes you on a wild ride through your own bloodstream.

But that’s not all, fam! We got creepers that actually tell dad jokes before they explode, villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties, and a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon drops sick beats instead of dragon eggs. Plus, our admin once built a giant statue of themselves out of solid gold just because they could.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a field trip with Ms. Frizzle, then come join us! Just remember to pack your lunch and hold on tight, because things are about to get lit up in here. Peace out, homies!