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KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong

Assassination, BALKANS, Barricades, Conflict, death, eastern europe, ethnic tensions, extremism, international relations, kosovo, KosovoBarricadeBuilderGoneWrong, Militia, nationalism, News, paramilitary group, Political unrest, Radicalism, Serbian Chetnik, Ukraine, violence, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5119
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	231
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Runes Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Come join our epic Minecraft server where you can build barricades like a Serbian Chetnik in Kosovo! But watch out, because you might end up getting killed in Ukraine like that guy. It’s a wild ride of adventure and danger, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the virtual world. Plus, we have unicorns that shoot rainbows out of their butts and flying pigs that drop diamonds. What are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior!

Crafty Dementia Risk Server

Aging population, cognitive decline, Crafty, dementia, dementia development, dementia prevention, dementia risk, education level, health disparities, mental health, neurological disorders, POVERTY, poverty and dementia, poverty consequences, poverty correlation, poverty effects, poverty impact, poverty research, poverty risk, reduced attainment, Risk, risk of dementia, Server, socioeconomic status

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	171	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Runes Activated:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be like, super smart? well, this server is the place for u! join us and u will be so smart u will never forget where u put ur diamonds! plus, if u join, u will be protected from the evil dementia monsters that try to steal ur brain cells. so come on, join us and become the smartest player in all of minecraft!

Eco Craft Haven 1.20

Craft, Eco, Haven

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5001
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4555	Dragon Eggs Found:	7209
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, wanna join a Minecraft server that’s like a party in your brain? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a galaxy of cheese!

You’ll be mining diamonds while jamming out to sick beats from DJ Creepers, who will blow your mind with his sick drops and explosive tunes.

And get this, our PvP arena is like a battle royale on steroids, with players duking it out with enchanted weapons and armor that will make you question if you’re even in the same dimension anymore.

Plus, our community is as tight-knit as a pair of Enderman’s pants, with players from all over the world coming together to build epic structures and troll each other with pranks that will have you laughing until you cry.

So come on, join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server and experience a virtual world that’s more bonkers than a chicken wearing a top hat!

BroBro’s Minecraft Server

Accountability, advocacy, autism, behavior management, Boundaries, BroBros, Communication, compassion, consequences, discipline, Empathy, family dynamics, Honesty, intervention, Minecraft, parenting, relationships, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, special needs, Support, Understanding

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Crops Grown:	6447	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Looking for a place where you can get away with anything and everything? Look no further!

Join us for a wild ride filled with fake Facebook accounts, school shooting jokes (totally hilarious, right?), and fat-shaming your relatives. Our players are experts at pushing boundaries and getting away with it all, just like Dean!

But that’s not all – we also have cat bullying, subtle parent antagonizing, and a whole lot of “I’m not being bad, right?” moments. Our community is all about pushing the limits and seeing just how far we can go without facing any consequences.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your inner troublemaker run wild, join us now! Just remember, on this server, anything goes – no matter how outrageous or controversial. See you there!

NoRoomForBrosGF

apartment living, brothers girlfriend, Communication Issues, difficult decisions, family expectations, Family Support, financial strain, living situation, long-term guest, lost job, NoRoomForBrosGF, personal comfort, personal space, privacy concerns, relationship boundaries, roommate conflict, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, support network, temporary living arrangement

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of personal space and privacy! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to worry about unwanted houseguests moving in for “at least 6 months” without your consent.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without the fear of your brother’s girlfriend taking over your space. Our server is the perfect place for those who value peace and quiet after a long day of mining and crafting.

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family harmony. On our server, you can be the hero of your own story and stand up for your right to a drama-free gaming experience.

So, are you ready to join a community where boundaries are respected and crazy in-laws don’t invade your virtual home? Come on over and let’s build a world where you can game in peace!

AgeCraft: No More Adulting

adulting, AgeCraft, aging, arthritis, back pain, FATIGUE, forgetfulness, getting older, gray hair, health issues, hearing loss, Loneliness, loss of independence, Memory Loss, Menopause, mobility issues, Retirement, self esteem, slowing down, societal expectations, vision loss, wrinkles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Tired of adulting and responsibilities? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the woes of growing older and frolic in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the perfect pixelated castle! Say goodbye to bills and deadlines, and hello to endless possibilities in our virtual paradise.

Our server is so epic, even time itself is jealous! Rumor has it that players who join our server never age a day, thanks to the magical properties of our enchanted blocks. You’ll be forever young and carefree, just like Peter Pan but with better graphics.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Fountain of Youth, where players can take a dip and emerge looking 10 years younger. Forget expensive skincare products and plastic surgery, all you need is a diamond pickaxe and a sense of adventure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to the woes of growing older. Who needs wrinkles and gray hairs when you can have infinite diamonds and creeper explosions instead?

PortCraft Minecraft Server

aerial attacks, Attacks, Defense, Drones, Economy, international relations, Leningrad Oblast, Military, Minecraft, port security, PortCraft, russia, russia news, sea trade ports, SECURITY, Server, shipping, Surveillance, Technology, Trade, UAVs, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Animals Bred:	78	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	803

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES ATTACKING RUSSIA’S SEA PORTS, but in a fun way, not like in real life, lol. join us and help defend against the drone invasion while building your own epic base. who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitical? plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this crazy adventure. come join us now before the drones take over everything, including your mom’s house.

LiriCraft: Hostage-Free Zone

Hamas, Hostage, HostageFree, Liri Albag, LiriCraft, long tail tag, releases, sign of life, Video, Zone

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier shenanigans than a llama on a pogo stick! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is releasing videos about it! Can you believe it? They’re like, “Yo, check out this server, it’s so wild even our hostages are playing on it!” And like, Liri Albag is there, building the most epic rollercoaster you’ve ever seen! So come join us, cuz if Hamas is talking about it, you know it’s gonna be a blast!

Neuro Sama Network 1.20

#youtube, ai, AI collaboration, AI learning, AI resources, AI songs, AI understanding, ai videos, Clips, Educational, Music, Network, neural network, Neuro, neuro-sama, osu, sama, subathon, tiktok, twitch, vedal, vods, Vtuber

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7

Yo, so like, this server is run by this AI chick named Neuro-sama who’s like, learning to play osu! and shit. But get this, she’s also a VTuber now, chatting with her peeps and going on wild rants. She’s even learning to sing and play other games, like what can’t she do? Join the server and bow down to our new AI overlord, it’s a party up in here! Plus, they got a subathon going on every day from 2:00 PM to 3:00 AM (UTC), so you can chill and vibe with the crew. Check out all their socials and merch, it’s like a whole new world of craziness waiting for you. Don’t miss out, or you’ll regret it, bro!

BroFuneralNoShow Minecraft Server

BroFuneralNoShow, cancer battle, chemotherapy, childhood memories, Emotional healing, emotional turmoil, family conflict, family dynamics, forgiveness, forgiveness journey, funeral attendance, Grief, Guilt, Healing Process, Minecraft, personal growth, regret, regretful decisions, self reflection, Server, sibling relationship, terminal illness, unresolved anger

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9333
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Our server is so mind-bendingly crazy, it’ll make you forget about all your real-life drama.

Join our server and experience a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the rollercoaster of emotions I went through with my brother. From love to hate to regret to guilt, our server will take you on a journey you never knew you needed.

And hey, if you’re looking for some family drama, we’ve got plenty of that too! Just like how I avoided my brother for years, you can avoid other players on our server. But don’t worry, eventually you’ll come to a tearful reunion just like I did.

So come on down to our server and experience the emotional rollercoaster of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even find some closure for that unresolved guilt you’ve been carrying around. And hey, maybe you’ll even find forgiveness for that felony you committed (just kidding, we don’t condone crime on our server).