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BlockbusterBinge

again.., Beloved, Binge, BlockbusterBinge, Cinematic, emotional, Entertainment, Experience, Favorite, film, first time, Impactful, memorable, Movie, Nostalgia, rewatch, series, television, tv show, watch, wish

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Votes:	739
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Animals Bred:	84	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right – the creepers have some killer dance moves on our server!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a break from mining and crafting? How about joining our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant or participating in our synchronized swimming competition in the lava pool?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and if you’re lucky, you might just run into him while exploring the Nether. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

BlockyBorderPatrol

BlockyBorderPatrol, border control, colombia, controversy, deportation, deportation officials, deported migrants, flights, foreign policy, Government, immigration, international relations, Latin America, migrants, News, Officials, rejected flights, rejection, south america, united states, us military

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6255
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Star Shards Collected:	75

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we reject two US military flights full of deported migrants cuz we only want cool gamers here 😎 we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s wild yo 🐷💃 plus, our diamond mines are guarded by llamas with laser eyes so you better watch out 😂 join now or miss out on all the craziness, trust me you don’t wanna be left out in the cold like those rejected migrants 😜 #minecraftmadness #llamaswithlasereyes

FetishCraft – Not Just for Kinks

arousal, BIZARRE, desire, FANTASY, fetish, FetishCraft, fetishism, Fixation, kink, kinks, Obsession, odd, outlandish, Passion, peculiar, Quirk, sexual, strange, taboo, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Votes:	3586	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Secret Passages Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

Join our epic minecraft server where you can build giant statues of cheese and ride llamas into battle against evil flying squids! The only rule is that you must wear a tutu while mining diamonds or else you will be banished to the land of dancing chickens.

We have a secret underground disco party where all the creepers and skeletons come to boogie down. You can even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and if you win, you get a crown made of rainbow blocks.

But beware, there is a rumor that Herobrine himself lurks in the shadows, waiting to steal your enchanted pickaxes and turn them into rubber chickens. So grab your sword made of spaghetti and come join the madness on our server! You could say ‘this is someone’s fetish’ to pretty much anything.

CrashCraft: Bike Lane vs Car Lane

accident prevention, autonomous vehicles, bike, CAR, crash risk, Crashcraft, cycling paths, Cyclists, data analysis, Impact, Infrastructure, Lane, public health, risk assessment, road accidents, road safety, Safety, study, traffic laws, traffic management, Transportation, Urban planning, vehicle technology

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

so, like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got crazy stuff like flying pigs dat poop diamonds and llamas dat can do the macarena.

but wait, dere’s more! we also got a secret underground lab where u can study da crash risk of cyclists and da impact of cyclists infrastructure on autonomous vehicles. yeah, we’re all about dat science stuff, yo.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet zombie named fred? he’s like, da coolest zombie ever. he can even do da thriller dance like nobody’s business.

so, if u wanna have a blast and learn some crazy stuff while u play, den dis minecraft server is da place for u. come join us and let’s have some fun!

Creaking

bedrock, Chill, Community, Competition, cooperation, Cozy, creaking, Events, Friendly, Growing, Hermitcraft-like, java, mayor of spawn, multiplayer, Nations, new, newbie, no pay to win, smp, Survival, Teams, Vanilla, Voicechat

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	42	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Friendly Community	Play, make friends, and enjoy the game together!
True Vanilla Survival	Pure Minecraft survival, no invasive plugins or land claims.
Active Multiplayer	Tons of players online, events, teams, and more!
No Pay-to-Win	No payments, donations, or ranks for fair play.
New & Growing	Building a great community for a long-term adventure.
No fancy spawn	Everything is player-built in vanilla survival.
Hard Difficulty	Team with others to survive the challenges.
Like Hermitcraft	Bigger community with inspiration from others.
Java & Bedrock	Play with friends on any device.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Are there any invasive plugins on the server?	No, the server is pure vanilla survival without any plugins affecting gameplay.
Is there a land claiming system in place?	No, there are no land claims on the server.
How can I join events and teams on the server?	You can join events and teams by interacting with other players in-game and joining the Discord server for announcements.
Is there a payment system or donations for ranks?	No, there are no payments, donations, or ranks on the server to maintain fair play for all players.
Can I play on the server with friends on different devices?	Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock editions, allowing players to play together on any device.

The Shifted Refuge 1.20.5

1.20.5, Asylum, baby Jesus, biblical, Crisis, DARVO, egypt, Empathy, José Antonio Ibarra, King Herod, language shift, Manipulation, Media, migrant, Migration, MSM, narrative, persecution, refuge, refugee, shifted, suicidal, terminology

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6359
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, get this – the MSM is like totally changing their words from migrant to refugee. And you know why? It’s all because baby Jesus was called a refugee when his fam had to peace out to Egypt to escape King Herod’s wrath. So, like, they want you to feel all suicidal and empathetic towards José Antonio Ibarra, like he’s the second coming of baby Jesus or something. It’s like some next level DARVO mind games, man. So, like, join the server and let’s all be refugees together or something, I dunno, just do it!

Sting’s Retirement Party

bittersweet, career, Cut off, emotional, Entertainment, Farewell, Goodbye, iconic, interrupted, legend, lmaokwab, memorable moment, Music, Party, Retirement, retirement speech, Singer, Speech, Sting, stings, Time, unexpected, wrestler

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	6472
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Yo yo yo! Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! We got dragons flying around, unicorns dancing, and a secret treasure hidden in every corner! Come join us for a wild adventure like no other. Build, mine, and craft your way to victory! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s get this party started! See you there, my fellow gamers!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, brothers, DadCraft, Disappointment, emotional pain, emotional wounds, family dynamics, Family Support, favoritism, helplessness, Jealousy, Minecraft, neglect, parental love, parents, Resentment, Server, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, Siblings, unfair treatment

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1610
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of feeling like the forgotten child in your family? Do you want a place where you can be appreciated and celebrated for who you are? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where everyone is treated equally and with respect, regardless of birth order. No more feeling like the black sheep of the family – on our server, you’ll be the star of the show!

Forget about being overshadowed by your siblings’ achievements – on our server, your accomplishments will be celebrated with fireworks and fanfare. Build the biggest, most epic structures and show off your skills to the world!

Don’t let your family drama bring you down – escape to our Minecraft server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a graduation party when you can throw a virtual celebration that will blow everyone’s minds?

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is in the epic battles against creepers and zombies. Leave your family drama at the door and let’s build a new, awesome family together in the world of Minecraft!

NoCousinAllowedMC

America, bills, Boyfriend, cousin, culture, CURSE, errands, family, fit, help out, INDEPENDENCE, LANDLORD, Lease, NoCousinAllowedMC, on your own, raised in America, Rent, Respect, Rude, third-world country, work from home

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Villages Defended:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Divine Spears Created:	16	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries and respecting personal space? Look no further! Our server is like a cozy house with a strict but loving land lord, just like OP’s!

Join us and experience the thrill of paying bills and running errands in a virtual world where family drama doesn’t exist. Build your own empire and never worry about entitled cousins trying to move in without permission.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the chaos, our server offers a peaceful escape where you can relax and unwind without any guilt trips. So come on in and let’s build a world where respect and independence reign supreme!

CelebGrief SMP: RIP Faves

beloved stars, CelebGrief, celebrity culture, celebrity deaths, celebrity fandom, celebrity legacies, celebrity tributes., coping with loss, emotional pain, Fans of dead celebrities, faves, Grief, iconic figures, impactful deaths, Loss, mourning, mourning celebrities, Nostalgia, pop culture, Remembrance, RIP, smp, tragic deaths, tragic losses

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Magic Items Found:	2586
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

OMG guys, like have you heard of this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, so epic and amazing, you have to join! Like, if you’re a fan of dead celebrities, this is the place to be! We have a special memorial area where you can pay tribute to your favorite celebs who have passed away. And get this, we have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the conspiracy theories about their deaths! It’s like, so mysterious and cool, you have to see it to believe it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every week where we reenact famous celebrity deaths in Minecraft! It’s like, totally wild and crazy, you won’t believe your eyes! Plus, we have a special griefing zone where you can unleash all your pent-up anger and frustration about your favorite celeb’s death. It’s like therapy, but in Minecraft form!

So come join us on this totally insane Minecraft SMP server and let’s celebrate the lives of our favorite dead celebrities in the most epic way possible! You won’t regret it, I promise! #RIPcelebs #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsNow