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Basement Gaming: Where the only thing modded is our sanity! 1.21, Invite-only

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Basement Gaming Minecraft Server

Overview:

Community with History	Join a server with a rich legacy and a community of dedicated players.
Play Your Way	Choose your own path, whether you want to create or challenge others.
Simple Rules	Straightforward rules with no tolerance for hacking.
Vanilla+ Experience	Enjoy a curated mod list for enhanced gameplay without overcomplicating things.

Joining Details:

Mark your calendar for the relaunch on August 9th! Get whitelisted on Discord: https://discord.gg/V2rXHX3Rz6

Hosted By:

We are hosted by GGServers. Use discount code BGMN for 25% off when starting your own server.

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Why should I join Basement Gaming?	Join a community with history, freedom to play your way, simple rules, and a Vanilla+ experience.
When is the relaunch?	The relaunch is on August 9th.
How can I get whitelisted?	Join our Discord server and follow the instructions there.
Who is hosting the server?	We are hosted by GGServers, a reliable hosting service.

SssCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise. That’s right, unicorns. And did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Forget about building boring old houses on the ground – here, you’ll be constructing your dream castle in the clouds.

So why wait? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies throw tea parties. The possibilities are endless on our server – just be sure to watch out for those sneaky dancing creepers!

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SMP420BlazeIt – Minecraft SMP

absurd behavior, bizarre behavior, bizarre choices, bizarre habits, crazy decisions, Drugs, mind-altering substances, Minecraft, nonsensical behavior, odd behavior, outlandish actions, peculiar actions, questionable behavior, questionable decisions, smoking, smp, SMP420BlazeIt, strange habits, strange occurrences, unexplainable actions, unusual actions, weird choices, WTF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party where the grass is on fire and the animals are breakdancing! Join us for a chance to ride a pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds (because why not?). Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you laughing until your sides hurt. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the heck we were smoking when we created this crazy Minecraft SMP!

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SmokeFreeMommaCraft

Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, family, generational differences, grandmother, health concerns, Help, Laundry, love, newborn, offensive, parenting, relationship, SmokeFreeMommaCraft, smoking, Support, third hand smoke, Understanding

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Our server is like a family reunion gone wrong, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics, just like the OP trying to convince their mom to wash her clothes before holding the baby. Will you choose to cave and let the drama unfold, or stand your ground and risk offending your loved ones?

With a community as diverse as the OP’s family, you never know what kind of crazy situations you’ll find yourself in. So come on down to our server and get ready for a wild ride! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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TravelBugMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old vacation spots? Well, do I have the perfect destination for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and travel to the most exotic and exciting locations in the virtual world! From the sandy beaches of the Nether to the snowy mountains of the End, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs you’ll ever encounter. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about taming a dragon and using it to raid other players’ bases? Totally possible here.

And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may not be real). So pack your bags, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

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MineTunes – Never Skip a Beat

beat, beloved track, beloved tune, constant repeat, endless enjoyment, eternal favorite, eternal tune, everlasting hit, favorite song, favorite track, forever favorite, infinite joy, MineTunes, never-ending favorite, never-ending melody, never-ending song, perpetual favorite, perpetual pleasure, Skip, timeless classic, timeless music, undying love, unfading melody

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because our server has a jukebox that only plays the most epic tunes like “Baby Shark” and “The Chicken Dance” on a never-ending loop! Join us for a musical experience like no other and dance your way to victory in the most ridiculous way possible!

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QuakeCraft: Tsunami Alert!

6.9 magnitude, ALERT, disaster preparedness, Disaster Recovery, Earth’s crust, earthquake, Earthquake aftermath, earthquake safety, emergency response, Geological event, Japan, Japan Earthquake, japan news, natural disaster, Pacific Ring of Fire, Quakecraft, seismic activity, seismology, Strong quake, tremor, tsunami, Tsunami alert, Tsunami warning

OMG GUYS, THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN JAPAN IS SHAKIN’ FROM THE EXCITEMENT! OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT IT CAUSED A 6.9 MAGNITUDE QUAKE IN JAPAN! JOIN US NOW AND FEEL THE POWER OF OUR MINECRAFT MADNESS! TSUNAMI ALERT ISSUED, BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT WATER BUCKETS FOR DAYS! BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES, FIGHT OFF CREEPERS, AND SURVIVE THE APOCALYPSE WITH US! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN JOIN OUR INSANE SERVER?! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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ChargeCraft: Electronegativity Anomalies

ANOMALIES, anomalous case, atomic charges, atomic structure, ChargeCraft, chemistry, computational analysis, counterintuitive, Electronegativity, Experimental Study, GROUNDBREAKING, innovative approach, Materials, materials science, New method, PHYSICS., research paper, researchers, scientific research, semiconducting boron phosphide, theoretical framework, traditional picture

haha ok so like imagine if u join this server right? u gonna be like a scientist but in minecraft lol. u gotta determine atomic charges in materials like u some sorta mad scientist. but get this, the research paper gonna blow ur mind cuz it gonna talk about electronegativity and semiconducting boron phosphide. like wut even is that? join the server to find out and be the smartest player everrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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GlobetrotterMC Server

bucket list destinations, countries visited, cross-cultural experiences, cultural immersion, exploring new cultures, favorite destinations, favorite vacation spots, foreign countries, global adventures, globe-trotting, GlobetrotterMC, international travel, international vacations, passport stamps, Server, SightSeeing, travel enthusiasts, travel experiences, travel memories, vacation destinations, Wanderlust, World Traveler

Are you tired of exploring boring old countries in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and visit a whole new world filled with endless possibilities! Our server is so awesome, it’s like traveling to a different country every time you log on. From the lush jungles of Junglelandia to the icy tundras of Snowtopia, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. So what are you waiting for? Pack your virtual bags and join us on the adventure of a lifetime!

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SMPAssholeAlert – Minecraft SMP

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Looking to join an epic Minecraft SMP where the players are as two-faced as a creeper? Look no further! Our server is filled with players who may seem polite in real life, but in-game, they’ll stab you in the back quicker than you can say “diamond sword”.

And don’t even get us started on the weather – it’s so bad that it’s turned our players into snooty snobs! They’ll look down on you harder than a skeleton aiming its bow at a noob player. But hey, if you can handle the shade thrown your way, then come join us for some crazy adventures and drama that even the Ender Dragon would be jealous of!

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