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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 4107 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
plus, we got this super cool feature where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s totally legit, trust me.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every full moon? yeah, it’s like the hottest spot in the server. you gotta be there to believe it.
so yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then you gotta come hang out with us. we’re like the coolest kids on the block, except we’re all pixelated and stuff.