England MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NoSmokinRoomAITAH

joint, health, tobacco smoke, Philippines, smoking

Are you tired of your boyfriend turning your bedroom into a smoke-filled sauna every night? Join our Minecraft server and escape the haze of tobacco smoke! Our virtual world is 100% smoke-free, so you can breathe easy while you build and explore.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who will never guilt trip you for asking them to follow the rules. Say goodbye to tear-filled arguments about smoking etiquette and hello to a drama-free gaming experience.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a magical “anti-tobacco” potion that will make your boyfriend forget all about his beloved joints. Who needs a speech about sacrifices when you can just sip on a virtual elixir instead?

So why wait? Join our smoke-free Minecraft server today and say goodbye to nighttime smoke sessions and hello to a healthier gaming environment. Your lungs will thank you!

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CraftyColonists

cultural influence, SpinOff, transatlantic relationship, american revolution, american identity

Lol come join the craziest minecraft server ever where we make u believe the USA is actually a spinoff of England like what even is that??! we got pigs flying and cows doing the moonwalk, it’s a wild ride u don’t wanna miss out on!! plus we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long, it’s lit fam 🔥🕺🏼💀 so come on down and join us for the most epic adventure of ur life!! #USAisEngland #MinecraftMadness

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CraftyFreedomUSvsEU

Europe, civil liberties, society, Lifestyle, Democracy

Are you tired of being oppressed by the British monarchy or suffocated by European regulations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate land of freedom!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire without any pesky taxes or red tape. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks? Why not!

On our server, you can truly be whoever you want to be – whether it’s a fearless explorer, a cunning trickster, or just a potato farmer with dreams of world domination. So say goodbye to the shackles of oppression and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us now and let your freedom flag fly high!

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ChokeCraft SMP – I Like When We Choke

england, control, power, Japan, DOMINANCE

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to dominate like England, Prussia, Japan, and Russia did in history! We promise that every time you choke in PvP, a bit of your emotional spirit will die, just like in real life. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense PvP tournaments that will leave you questioning your sanity. So come join us and show off your cold-hearted dominance in the most ridiculous way possible!

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EliteCraft Minecraft Server

INEQUALITY, Elite, Colonialism, Minecraft, EliteCraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Come join our server, where the differences are as clear as the difference between India and England! We’ve got players from all walks of life, creating a melting pot of chaos and hilarity. Explore a world where anything is possible and where the only limit is your imagination. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises. See you on the server, mate!

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CancerCraftAI: 8% Boost | ‘C the Signs’

GPS, ai, Technology, patient care, spotting cancers

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we use AI to boost ur mining skills by 8000%!!! our artificial intelligence program scans ur world to increase likelihood of spotting diamonds and rare ores!!! u will be the richest player on da server in no time!!! join now for a chance to win a real life diamond sword!!! #minecraftgoals #miningmadness #diamondsfordays 🤣🤪🔥💎

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Kino’s Trophy Time Minecraft Server

Minecraft, kinos, international tournament, Glory, Time

Picture this: you, Kino, a Minecraft pro, leading England to victory in an international tournament on our server. The crowd goes wild as you hoist the trophy high above your head, your pixelated avatar beaming with pride. But wait, there’s a twist – instead of a regular trophy, it’s a giant diamond block that rains down diamonds on all the players in the server. Join us and experience the thrill of victory like never before! Who knew Minecraft could be so exhilarating?

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KickCraft – International Soccer Server

Kasper Hjulmand, manager search, england, Successor, spain

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have Chelsea recalling players from Olympic squads, Spain proposing 11 World Cup stadiums for 2030, and managers stepping down left and right like it’s a game of musical chairs!

Join us for the ultimate chaos and drama as we navigate through FIFA delays, England manager searches, and who knows what else will happen next! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the madness right here in our Minecraft world?

So come on in and join the fun – you never know what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you on our server!

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RioCraft Minecraft Server

england, commentator, social media, former player, Soccer

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is endorsed by none other than Rio Ferdinand himself! That’s right, the legendary footballer is a huge fan of our server and even built a replica of Old Trafford stadium in-game!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who can help you find the rarest items in the game. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a llama, you’ll unlock a hidden dimension filled with unlimited diamonds and gold!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Rio Ferdinand approves, so you know it’s gotta be good!

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VapeCrafters: From 1 in 80 to 1 in 10!

substantial, 2023, trend, Environment, disposable devices

Join our epic Minecraft server where we vape our way to victory! We have more adults vaping than ever before, so you know it’s lit! Half of our players exclusively use disposable devices, because who needs sustainability when you can have sick clouds, amirite? Come join the vape nation and help us destroy the environment, one puff at a time! It’s like blowing up creepers, but with way more flavor! See you on the server, bros!

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