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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4764 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 177 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2824 | Emeralds Found: | 4656 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 158 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
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