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GovtFailCraft Minecraft Server

broken promises, bureaucratic inefficiency, Corruption, economic mismanagement, failed policies, Government failure, government scandals, GovtFailCraft, ineffective governance, lack of accountability, lack of progress, lack of transparency, leadership crisis, Minecraft, policy failures, political incompetence, political instability, Political unrest, poor decision making, public disillusionment, public dissatisfaction, Server, social inequality

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3596
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of your current government failing you at every turn? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because on our Minecraft server, the only failure you’ll experience is failing to have enough fun! Join us and escape the clutches of your incompetent rulers as you build, mine, and battle your way to victory. Who needs a government when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? So come on over and join us, where the only thing failing is gravity when you’re building a sky-high castle!

BlockyMythBusters

BlockyMythBusters, collective delusions, common fallacies, common misconceptions, common misunderstandings, conventional wisdom, cultural assumptions, cultural stereotypes, general assumptions, mainstream opinions, popular beliefs, Popular misconceptions, prevailing beliefs, societal misconceptions, societal norms, traditional beliefs, traditional values, widely accepted truths, widely believed myths, widely held beliefs

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Towns Built:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground club run by a group of mischievous villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake (yes, even the trees).

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of our wacky and wonderful community? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Debt2Growth Minecraft Server

austerity measures, bailout, debt crisis, debt repayment, Debt2Growth, economic growth, economic turnaround, Economy, european economy, european union, eurozone, finance, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal responsibility, greece, growth, loan repayment ahead of schedule, loans, Minecraft, Recovery, Repayment, Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9338
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Greece paying off all their debts early – totally unexpected and mind-blowing! Imagine mining for diamonds and BAM, you’re debt-free like Greece, yo! Plus, we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. It’s like a financial miracle mixed with some crazy farm animals. So come join us and experience the unexpected awesomeness!

PutinCraft: Kim’s Kremlin Adventure

Adventure, Alliance, Asia-Pacific, Diplomacy, foreign policy, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Kims, Kremlin, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, putin, PutinCraft, sanctions, SECURITY, south korea, South Korean government, summit, united states, US, Vladimir Putin, Warning

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

lol imagine putin showing up in north korea like “hey guys, just here to chill with kim jong-un and maybe build a sick minecraft castle together” 🤣 join our server and maybe you’ll get to meet putin too! who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in our world of blocky fun! come build, mine, and battle your way to the top with us! 🤪🚀🔥 #putininminecraft #northkoreavisits #blockyadventures

VaxxedMomsCraft: No C-Sections, No Stress!

Caesarean section, Complications, Covid-19 vaccination, CSections, Effectiveness, health, hypertension, immunity, maternal health, Maternity care., medical study, Pregnancy, Pregnant Women, Prevention, Protection, public health, research, Risks, stress, study, vaccination, VaxxedMomsCraft, Virus

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1577
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

join dis epic minecraft server where pregnant women who have been vaccinated against covid-19 are less likely to have a caesarean section or experience hypertension, just like in dis study! our server is like a magical vaccine that protects u from all da bad stuff in da game. we evaluated da effectiveness of COVID vaccinations for pregnant women and found dat dey had increased risks associated with da virus, but not on our server! come join us and have a safe and healthy pregnancy in Minecraft land. who knew vaccines could be so lit in a blocky world? come build, survive, and thrive with us!

GovnoCraft Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.18, donat, GovnoCraft, GRIFFER, Minecraft, Pets, Prices, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	817
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
New Chunks Explored:	627470	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Mines Excavated:	2121

GRIFFER new server with pets that fight DONAT AT THE BEST PRICES! 1.12.2 – 1.18

45.93.200.21:25587

[1.20.4 Java] Picnic SMP [Friendly Community] [LGBTQA+]

1.20.4 Java Picnic SMP Friendly Community LGBTQA+ Survival Multiplayer Community Inclusive Minecraft Plugins Vanilla User-friendly Friends Discord Safe Rules Swearing Mods Glitches Griefing, Friendly, LGBTQ, Safe, Sfw, smp, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	1045
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Welcome to Picnic!

Picnic is a Survival Multiplayer server focused on community, friendship, and fun! initially started in January 2020, we’ve had quite the rollercoaster of an experience; however, we’re back! We pride ourselves on being extremely inclusive to all players! Whether you are new to Minecraft or a veteran, we invite you to join our server and get involved with the community! We have plugins that help saturate the vanilla experience, and to make the multiplayer aspect more user-friendly so you can jump straight in with your friends!

Server Version: 1.20.1Server IP: 66.59.209.230 World Size: 40,000×40,000

Invite: https://discord.gg/FkjdTDgVqK

The server automatically restarts @ 12AM GMT+0

Community Rules

We want people to feel safe and relaxed here! So we’ve set some base rules for everyone to follow! By joining the discord or server you agree to follow the rules, if you are punished we will not accept that you didn’t read the rules as an excuse! Please make sure to check this channel regularly as rules might be updated or changed! (There will be an announcement about any rule changes as well as a grace period before they are officially set in place.)

[1.] No discriminatory language. [EG. Racism, Homophobia…][1.1] Swearing. While we don’t mind; we don’t want people to be spamming swear words or using extremely vulgar language.[2.] No clients or mods that give you an unfair advantage. [EG. Hacked Clients, X-Ray…] Any client-side stuff such as maps, compasses or anything is fine; if you’re unsure ask us![3.] No exploiting glitches or bugs, if you find a bug or a glitch please let us know as soon as possible[4.] No griefing or destroying player owned buildings or areas.[5.] Follow Discord and Mojang Term of Service

picnicnet.xyz

BigBlockz Minecraft Server

big, BigBlockz, BOM BOM BOM, IM GAWR GURA, Minecraft, OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH, Server, TINY LUIGI, TINY LUIGI MAN, UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5495
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Crops Grown:	8713

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is full of chaos and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on epic quests to find the elusive Tiny Luigi Man!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underwater realm where you can swim with the legendary shark queen, Gawr Gura! BOM BOM BOM! She’ll serenade you with her beautiful voice as you explore the depths of the ocean.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a one-of-a-kind experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in confusion. UHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

TalibanCraft: Minecraft Server

Army, based fashion., Demand, FREE PALESTINE, Gulf Arabs, Gulf nations, Heroes, insult, Madkhali, Minecraft, Muslim men, palestine, Peace, pipe dream, scream, Server, Stability, Taliban, TalibanCraft, Warzones

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	114	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and follows the rules? Well, look no further because our server is run by the Taliban – the ultimate bad boys of the Minecraft world! These guys are not your average players, they are real Muslim men who know how to run a server in a based fashion.

Join our server and witness the chaos as the Taliban raise an army to take on the biggest challenge yet – freeing Palestine in Minecraft! Forget about building houses and farming, we’re here to start a revolution and fight for what’s right in the virtual world.

So why waste your time on peaceful servers when you can join the Taliban and be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure ever? Say goodbye to boring Gulf nations and hello to warzones and excitement on our server. Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WeddingVendorDisaster Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9434
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	2133	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7795	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of venues ghosting you like a bad Tinder date? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the most communicative place on the internet! We promise not to leave you hanging like a chandelier at a wedding. Join us and never worry about being ignored again!

Our server is like a wedding planner on steroids – we’re always there for you, answering your questions faster than you can say “I do.” And if we ever do happen to miss a message, it’s probably because we’re busy fighting off creepers and zombies to make sure your gaming experience is top-notch.

So come join us on our server and leave all your communication woes behind. We may not be able to plan your wedding, but we can definitely plan some epic adventures together. And remember, on our server, the only thing ghosting you will be the ghosts in the haunted mansions we build. So what are you waiting for? Say “yes” to joining our server today!