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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 2127 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7822 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 200 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
– Our diamonds are so sparkly, they blind the Ender Dragon! – Our creepers have been trained to do the Macarena dance before exploding! – Our zombies have taken up knitting as a hobby and now wear adorable little sweaters! – Our endermen have started a book club and their favorite read is “How to Teleport Like a Boss”!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community ever! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring old caucasian who works themselves to death for nothing)!