Ending It All MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Eternal Realm 1.20.2

ending it all, reaching out, self-care, suicidal thoughts, seeking help

Yo, bro, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where you can kill yourself in the most hilarious ways possible? Like, forget jumping off a cliff or drowning in lava, we got some next level shiz going on here.

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate thrill of dying in the most outrageous ways imaginable. From getting eaten by a giant chicken to being smacked by a flying pig, this server will have you questioning your sanity in no time.

So, if you’re looking for a good time and a good laugh, come on over and see how creative you can get with your demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…or is it? 😉

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Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power

3 hours, pibbles, dog, lolz, fucked up

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

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””What Happened Here?” Minecraft Server”

puzzling, BIZARRE, perplexing, strange, question..

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of wild chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’ve ever dreamed of riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

Our server is home to the legendary “Sheep Olympics,” where woolly athletes compete in events such as synchronized swimming and extreme sheep shearing.

But beware, our server is also haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots and leave mysterious explosions in his wake.

So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe a little bit of madness. You never know what might happen next on our server, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

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Programming everyday until Minecraft SMP

Livestream, smp, stop being a faggot, graduate college, programming videos

Are you tired of watching boring programming videos on YouTube? Do you want some real entertainment while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further than our absolutely insane Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride where we program everyday until we find the lost treasure of the ancient redstone gods! Watch as our players battle it out in epic PvP matches using only command blocks and their wits.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the title of the ultimate redstone master?

So forget about boring programming videos and join us for a crazy adventure like no other. Who needs to graduate college or get a job when you can have this much fun in Minecraft? See you on the server, you faggot!

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CyberPaty Minecraft server

Equal, CyberPaty, Private, Active, Chill

Semi-vanilla server, everyone is equal here! No one has um 1! everyone has um 0! Come in, you won’t be bored with us! Events are also held here! join discord: https://discord.gg/9ysZhFJx4n

cyberpaty.gomc.fun

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

blocky, Minecraft, Server, Babes

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of having virtual sex with Indonesian women! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get the chance to ride on a magical unicorn while battling zombie pigmen with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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Minecraft SMP: Bee Me!

cuddles, Understanding, women’s issues, diagnosed autism, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a pool of lava, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama rodeos where the winner gets a diamond block! But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server – will you join them or stop their evil plans?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a player who claims to be in a committed relationship with an anime-watching, sloppy toppy-giving cutie who also happens to be a Minecraft pro. Who knows what other crazy stories and adventures await you on our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos.

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Alien Invasion Minecraft Server

alien threat, Extraterrestrial, video game obsession, invasion concern, alien invasion response

Are you tired of dealing with pesky aliens invading your planet? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those extraterrestrial troubles behind.

On our server, you’ll find a community of players who are more interested in building epic structures and battling creepers than worrying about alien invasions. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train players to defend against potential alien attacks. So not only will you have a blast playing Minecraft, but you’ll also be doing your part to save the world from outer space threats.

So why waste your time fretting about aliens when you can join our server and become a Minecraft hero instead? Grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and save the world – one block at a time!

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Hunger Games Minecraft SMP

Shenanigans, semi-coherent narratives, dystopian, web-based battle royale, HG

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, located in the futuristic city of Neotokyo! But this ain’t your average SMP, oh no. We like to spice things up with some good ol’ fashioned web-based battle royale events. And when we say anything and anyone can join, we mean it. You might find yourself facing off against a herd of angry cows or even a group of dancing llamas.

But the best part? Some players take it to the next level by writing epic sagas about their in-game characters and their wild adventures in the battle royale. Who knows, you might become a legendary hero or a notorious villain in the lore of our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary, come join us in Neotokyo. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, shenanigans are always guaranteed!

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Zion’s Crafty Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, fake news, Propaganda, Misinformation, Crafty

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, but be warned – our dragon is actually a shape-shifting llama with a taste for diamond armor! And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band and are terrorizing the land with their terrible music!

Tell your friends IRL about our server and watch as they all come running to join in on the madness. But be careful, because once they enter our world, they’ll never want to leave. They’ll become obsessed with building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of TNT and challenging each other to ridiculous parkour races through lava-filled obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the chaos. Who knows, you might even become the chosen one destined to save us all from the dreaded llama dragon and his boy band of zombie villagers. Or you might just end up getting blown up by your own TNT statue – either way, it’s guaranteed to be a wild ride!

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