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| Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 7270 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 35 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5753 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total mindfuck in the best way possible!
Join us for a wild ride where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “What the fuck is going on here?”
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with Endermen and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of killer bunnies while wearing a tutu made of obsidian? It’s a total clusterfuck of fun and chaos that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on in and experience the madness for yourself!
