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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 898 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | New Chunks Explored: | 211963 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of insane stories to keep you entertained. Like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying unicorns, or when a player built a giant statue of a potato that came to life and started terrorizing the server. Trust us, you’ll never be bored on our server.
So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs love when you have chaos and mayhem at every turn? Let’s get mining, crafting, and causing absolute pandemonium together!