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4chan – Best Code In The World, Or Just Nostalgia? Minecraft SMP

4chan, 4chan design, Angular, Code, cost effective, deprecated PHP, design, dev team, Minecraft, neckbeard, Nostalgia, optimized for phones, regressive, Safe, safe haven, smp, source code, spaghetti sites, Tech, tiktok, world, Zoomer

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7900
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Emeralds Found:	2324	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where everyone worships 4chan like it’s the holy grail of the internet? Look no further, because our server is dedicated to all things 4chan, its code, and its design!

Join us in this safe haven where we embrace the glory of 4chan’s outdated but beloved ways. Who needs modern technology when you have the nostalgic charm of 4chan’s untouched source code from two decades ago?

Forget about fancy websites optimized for phones and built with the latest tech trends. We’re all about that retro vibe and keeping it real with our barely functioning spaghetti sites.

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft SMPs and want to experience the wild world of 4chan worship, join us and be part of something truly unique. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community that values regressive neckbeard users and generates millions of dollars without breaking a sweat?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly special. Pic rel is how our server should look – join us now and embrace the chaos!

CarCraft Minecraft Server

apologies, Boundaries, car accidents, car lending, car ownership, CarCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Disrespect, family dynamics, guest etiquette, Hospitality, mature driving, Minecraft, misunderstandings, new car, personal belongings, respecting property, Selfishness, Server, sibling relationships, Transportation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that values car safety and boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of keeping your vehicles safe from reckless drivers, even if they’re family members. Join us and never worry about your precious virtual cars being taken for a joyride by your brother-in-law again!

Our server is perfect for those who prioritize car protection and respect personal boundaries. Say goodbye to the days of feeling pressured to lend out your sports car to someone who may not handle it with care. Join now and experience the freedom of knowing your vehicles are safe and sound, just like they should be!

SpookySisterDramaMC

blended family, co parenting, Communication, custody, exclusion, family conflict, halloween party, parental boundaries, parental decision-making, parenting, peer relationships, relationships, sibling dynamics, sibling rivalry, social dynamics, SpookySisterDramaMC, stepfamily, stepsister, Support, teenage daughter, teenage social events

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3474	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Enchantments Applied:	55
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your ex-wife drama? Look no further! Join our server where we promise zero sibling rivalry drama like the one between your daughter and her stepsister. Our server is a safe space for all players, even those who feel excluded like the stepsister at the Halloween party. Plus, we have a strict “no ex-wives allowed” policy to ensure a drama-free gaming experience. So come join us and let’s build a world where everyone gets along, unlike your ex-wife and her husband’s failed attempts at sibling bonding!

LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP

achievement, Dedication, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., hard work, inspiration, life strategies, LifeWinsInMinecraftSMP, motivation, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, reaching goals, resilience, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, success, winning mindset

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Zombie Dances:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

By joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! We have a secret stash of enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to fly and shoot lasers from your eyes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of highly trained llamas who will protect you from any griefers or creepers trying to ruin your day.

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden underground disco party where you can dance the night away with all your new friends. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine an entire chunk in one swing.

So come join us and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness and fun that awaits you here!

BlockBreakUpBay

BlockBreakUpBay, Breakup, Communication Issues, controlling behavior, denial, dishonesty, Emotional Abuse, hindsight, incompatibility, indifference, Jealousy, Manipulation, neglect, Overlook, red flag, relationship, toxic behavior, trust issues, unresolved issues, warning signs, warning signs ignored

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Endless Night Skies:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama and excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server where relationships are as unstable as a creeper in a thunderstorm!

Forget about red flags, we’ve got rainbow flags flying high in our server! From players stealing each other’s diamonds to secret underground love triangles, you’ll never be bored here. Who needs a stable relationship when you can have a rollercoaster of emotions in our Minecraft world?

So, if you’re ready to overlook all the red flags and dive headfirst into chaos, join our server now! Who knows, you might even find your true love amidst all the drama (or at least a new mining buddy)!

NukeCraft Server: No Promises!

Assurance, cnn, Diplomacy, foreign relations, Geopolitical, Government, international news, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear facilities, nuclear program, nukecraft, Officials, potential conflict, Promises, security concerns, Server, State Department, Target, Tensions, world news

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2039
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	3270	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a nuclear explosion of fun? well, this server is the bomb, literally! we got crazy builds that will blow your mind, just like how Israel might blow up Iran’s nuclear facilities (not cool, bro). but don’t worry, we promise not to target your creations, unless they’re, like, super ugly or something. come join us for a blast of a time and see why everyone is talking about this server, it’s the bomb dot com!

CraftyComrades

CASUALTIES, casualty, Combat, Conflict, CraftyComrades, death, eastern europe, Fatalities, international news, Military, Military operations, past 24 hours, russia, soldiers, statistics, Toll, Tragedy, Ukraine, Updates, violence, War

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7506
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4418	Love Letters Sent:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only war you’ll be fighting is against creepers and zombies! we have so many casualties every day, but don’t worry, they’re all just pixelated characters, not real people!

we’ve got crazy battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. join us and be a part of the chaos, where the only casualties are your pride when you get blown up by a TNT trap you didn’t see coming.

come on, what are you waiting for? russia’s war casualty toll has nothing on the craziness of our minecraft server!

Retro Reality Minecraft Server

1970, Actual, adjusted, Analysis, average costs, comparison, cost of living, current day, data, Economy, Expenses, historical, image, inflation, meme, Minecraft, Prices, Reality, Retro, Server, statistics, Updated

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing inflated is the egos of the players? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft server is so wild, even the cost of living from the 1970s can’t keep up with the craziness! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers tell jokes instead of exploding, and the only thing more valuable than emeralds is friendship (and maybe some enchanted golden apples). So come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

Pure Asexual Minecraft SMP Girlfriend Sharing

Asexual, childlike affection, Companionship, cute, desire, emotional connection, gf, Girlfriend, Heartache, Intimacy, Live, Loneliness, longing, longing for love, love, Minecraft, Pure, relationship, romance, sharing, smp, unrequited love, yearning, ywn

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7363
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Potions Brewed:	23	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4558
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to find your one true asexual love and share pure, childlike affection together! Who needs diamonds when you can have a cute Minecraft girlfriend to cuddle with in-game? Don’t miss out on the chance to find your perfect match and experience the most wholesome relationship in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, it’s worth it!

SisterSass Minecraft Server

AITAH, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, Drama, fair, family, Friends, Homeschool, Honesty, Minecraft, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, School, Server, Siblings, sister, SisterSass, Vaping, Victim

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	73	Dragon Eggs Found:	6596
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-free as my sister’s homeschooling experience? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the backstabbing and vape-stealing shenanigans of real life. Join us and leave the high school drama behind!

We promise no one will throw you under the bus (unless it’s a fun minigame involving actual buses). Our community is all about honesty and responsibility, unlike my sister who can’t seem to take the blame for anything. Plus, we have a strict no-vape policy, so you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your clouds.

So come join us on the server where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster first. And remember, if anyone asks, you’re definitely not the asshole for telling it like it is.