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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 9972 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
picture this: u join our server and BAM! u are transported to a world where anything is possible. u can build a castle, ride a pig, or even fight a dragon! but wait, there’s more!
we have a secret twist on our server – every time u take a hit in the game, u actually feel it in real life! that’s right, we call it the “Repetitive injury induces phenotypes associated with Alzheimer’s disease by reactivating HSV-1 in a human brain tissue model” feature. it’s like virtual reality on steroids!
so come join us on this wild ride and see if u have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. who knows, maybe u’ll even unlock the secret to curing Alzheimer’s disease while u’re at it. ya never know!