| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6660 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
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| Players: | 105/100 | Votes: | 2783 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 19 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 9313 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 36 |
| Runes Activated: | 7 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 |
Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately get greeted by a gang of mischievous chickens wearing tiny top hats. They lead you on a quest to find the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. But beware, the Diamond Chicken is guarded by a giant flying pig with laser eyes!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a group of dancing creepers. They’ll teach you their killer moves and maybe even let you borrow their explosive bow ties.
And let’s not forget about our annual hot potato tournament, where players compete to pass around a flaming potato without getting burned. The winner gets a crown made of golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride of wacky adventures and unforgettable memories. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world, so keep your pickaxe close and your sense of humor closer!
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 5245 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 15 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Magical Moments Shared: | 29 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Our server is perfect for those who want to practice their ASL skills while building epic structures and battling mobs. Plus, you might even find a long-lost sibling who only learned ASL to talk to their deaf friend in school.
Join now and experience the drama and excitement of living in a virtual world where communication is key, even if it’s just to tell your mom that her expectations are way too high. Don’t miss out on the fun – sign up today!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 8734 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7540 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 864 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Money Tree, where you can literally pluck dollar bills off the branches! Just make sure to watch out for the Money Tree Guardians, they’re not too keen on sharing their wealth.
So why wait? Join our server now and start making that sweet, sweet cash in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs a job when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5752 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 4734 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 11 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 27 |
Plus, did you know that playing on our server reduces your chances of getting hit by a stray arrow by like, 1000%? It’s true, man! We did a study and everything!
And get this, on our server, Black Americans have a 99.9% chance of winning every PvP battle! It’s like, scientifically proven or something. So come join us and dominate the competition!
Don’t miss out on all the fun and excitement, join our server today and become a Minecraft legend!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 2533 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 220 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Our server is so epic, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons that shoot rainbows, and a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of spleef. Plus, our resident Ender Dragon is a total party animal and loves to host rave parties in the End dimension.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to America and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 7512 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Rumor has it that the captain of the team, Becky “The Barracuda” Johnson, once defeated a creeper with nothing but her trusty diamond sword and a fierce backstroke.
But watch out, because the rival team from Random High School’s Quidditch team is always ready to swoop in and steal the glory. Their star player, Chad “The Chaser” Smith, once rode a pig off a cliff and landed a perfect 360 no-scope arrow shot on a zombie.
So come join us for some insane adventures, ridiculous rivalries, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing). See you on the battlefield, players!
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2851 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds in the depths of the virtual world when suddenly, your long-lost sister appears out of nowhere! But wait, there’s a plot twist – her boyfriend is hitting on you in the game, just like in real life. Will you confront him in the virtual realm or keep quiet like in the real world?
With our server, you’ll never know what crazy drama will unfold next. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions, all while building epic structures and battling mobs with your newfound virtual family. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?
