EN branch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

abandonment, Community, Digital, disbelief, ditch, EN branch, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, Life, LolCraft, meme, memes, ONLINE, reaction, reaction video, shock, social media, surprised, trending, unexpected, viral

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

DerpCraft: Where Confusion Reigns Supreme!

confusion, DerpCraft, EN branch, Impression, mistaken identity, MIX UP, realization, REIGNS, SUPREME

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll question reality itself!

Join us and experience the chaos of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with players who are so quirky and unique, you’ll never meet anyone like them anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where cats rule the land and zombies are professional dancers. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, who can speak five different languages and has a PhD in quantum physics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Millie’s Mine-tastic Adventure: Not Like This!

14.4k ccv, 3D Debut, Adventure, beats rosemi, Elira, EN branch, long trail tags, Luxiem, milliebros, Millies, Minetastic, not like this, Peaks, Petra, save branch, Shut down, worst performing

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	483
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Chimeras Created:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server’s 3D debut peaks at a whopping 14.4k concurrent viewers, beating out even rosemi’s 3D debut (and we all know how epic that was). And get this – we have Petra and Elira on board, making it even more epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server’s EN branch is on the verge of being shut down, but fear not, because only Luxiem can save the day with their mind-blowing 3D debuts. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

MHAcraft SMP – The Quirky Blockheads

#my hero academia, Anime, Blockheads, Character development, controversy, Creative, discussion, ending, fan theory, Fandom, imagination, Interpretation, Kōhei Horikoshi, Manga, mha, MHAcraft, opinion, quirky, smp, speculation, storytelling, theory crafting, unrealistic

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	32	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100

Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs break it down to Creeper beats.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you find the mystical enchanted potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll gain the power to turn all your enemies into harmless bunnies. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunt where the prize is a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of rainbow sprinkles.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurdity and chaos, come join us on this Minecraft SMP where anything is possible – even Kohei Horikoshi drawing the ending of our adventures!

JailbreakSisAITA

ankle bracelet, college dropout, consequences, custody battle, custody case, drug court program, DUIs, enabling family, enabling parents, family drama, Grand Theft, identity theft, irresponsible behavior, JailbreakSisAITA, Manipulation, meth addiction, neglectful mother, party lifestyle, spoiled sister, substance abuse, transitional housing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2313
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4815	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your family Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further than our server, where the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your sister’s shenanigans and focus on building the ultimate virtual world.

Plus, we promise not to steal your identity or rent vehicles without returning them. Our only crime is being too much fun! So come on over and leave the family drama behind – we’ve got blocks to mine and creepers to defeat. See you in the game!

QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP

Abnormal, Boundaries, Communication, compatibility, compromise, Differences, Expectations, Honesty, Individuality, Intimacy, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, normal, personal space, QuirkyLoveMinecraftSMP, relationship, Respect, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Are you tired of boring old relationships where people expect you to be all serious and normal? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new level of wackiness and fun!

We have players who think it’s totally normal to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of giant mushrooms, and communicate solely through interpretive dance. If you’re looking for a place where the only rule is to be as weird as possible, then this is the SMP for you!

Join us and discover a world where the sky is made of cheese, the oceans are filled with soda, and the villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the server. Who needs normal relationships when you can have a Minecraft SMP that’s anything but ordinary?

AthleticCraft

Aesthetics, athletes, AthleticCraft, athleticism, attractiveness, beauty, best looking, Competition, FITNESS, health, physical agility, physical appearance, physical attractiveness, physical endurance, Physical fitness, physical performance, physical prowess, physical strength, Sport, sports, Sportsmanship

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9619	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Forget about basketball players and football stars, the real MVPs are on our Minecraft server! Our players have the most chiseled blocky bodies you’ve ever seen, with abs so sharp they could mine diamonds. Join our server and witness the ultimate showdown of athleticism as our players sprint, jump, and build their way to victory. Who needs the Olympics when you can watch our players compete in epic parkour races and intense PvP battles? So if you want to see some truly beautiful athletes in action, come join our server and prepare to be amazed!

BlockyMonetize Minecraft Server

ad revenue, adsense, Advertising Platform, BlockyMonetize, Digital Marketing, GOOGLE, google services, Impact, internet, Minecraft, monetization, online advertising, online business, online content, online monetization, policy change, Publisher Network, Publishers, Revenue, russia, Server, Shut down, Website

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5457
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6906	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where google adsense shuts down in russia? well u in luck cuz that’s exactly what happens on our server! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever. no more ads means no more distractions, just pure minecraft madness. plus, u never know what other crazy events will happen next. maybe the cows start flying or the zombies break out into a synchronized dance routine. anything is possible on our server. so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and see what wacky adventures await u!

UkraineCraft: 28 Towns Evacuated!

Civilian, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, evacuated, evacuation, Evacuees, Government, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, Refugees, russia, SECURITY, Towns, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Animals Bred:	74	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where russia and ukraine are battling it out for control of 28 towns! you can be a part of the action and help decide the fate of these virtual towns!

imagine being a russian soldier trying to evacuate 180,000 virtual citizens while ukrainian players are trying to take over the towns! it’s chaos and madness but so much fun!

join now for a chance to be a hero or a villain in this crazy virtual warzone! who will come out on top? find out on our server!

CarbCraze EnduroCraft

CarbCraze, EnduroCraft

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8498
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

HEY U, YEA U! WANNA JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER? WE GOT INTENSIVE SHORT-TERM NIGHT-TIME CARBOHYDRATE RESTRICTION AND EXERCISE BEFORE BREAKFAST! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! WE GONNA ALTER ENERGY METABOLISM AND PROMOTE ENDURANCE LIKE NEVER BEFORE! U AIN’T NEVER SEEN NOTHIN’ LIKE DIS! SO COME ON AND JOIN DA FUN, WE GONNA MAKE UR MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE WILD AND WACKY! LET’S GET LIT!

GrateHost Demo

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ores Mined:	3718	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

This server showcases GrateHost’s hosting capabilities and is designed to handle up to 400 players simultaneously. It operates as a survival server with an expected uptime of 99.9%, running indefinitely unless changes in management or unforeseen circumstances arise. Feel free to use this server like a regular survival SMP, invite friends and enjoy the gameplay together. As the server has the ability to hold 400 players at any given time this allows you in theory invite a small town and play at the same time or to use this server as is for LAN parties if you wish.

demo.gratehost.com

CraftLies

Anarchy, borders, Casino World, cheat-free, Clan, Competition, competitive, CraftLies, Cross-Play, End World, Events, Fun, Item World, MCMMO, Minecraft, Nether world, Netherite scrap, PvP, Raiding, Server, Special items, strategic battles, Survival, Tournaments, unique gaming experience, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4091
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Zombie Dances:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Our server offers a completely cheat-free anarchy environment. You can join forces with your friends by establishing your own clan and participate in strategic battles. While the borders of our world expand from -5000 to 5000, the Nether world is limited from -2000 to 2000. There is no Netherite scrap in the Nether world, which increases the difficulty of the game.

We have an Item World where you can buy special items. You can also try your luck in the Casino World and multiply your items. Enjoy the competition with the last remaining events and tournaments held regularly.

The End world is intentionally closed and will not be opened. This helps our server to offer a different and unique gaming experience.

If you’re looking for a competitive and fun Minecraft experience, you’ve come to the right place!

oyna.craftlies.net.tr

GayJewCraft Server: Breaking News – Doxing Groypers!

Alt-Right, BREAKING, breaking news, cancel culture, controversy, cyberbullying, DOXING, ethics in journalism, far right, free speech, GayJewCraft, Groypers, internet drama, jew, Jewish community, LGBTQ, literal gay, milo yiainopolous, News, online harassment, online safety, political commentator, Server, social media

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further because our server is run by none other than the literal gay jew Milo Yiainopolous! He’s here to dox groypers because they dox other people too or something, but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos, controversy, and crafting. Plus, where else can you say you’ve played Minecraft with Milo Yiainopolous? Join now for a truly unique gaming experience!