EN branch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LOLcraft: Memes Come to Life

abandonment, Community, Digital, disbelief, ditch, EN branch, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, Life, LolCraft, meme, memes, ONLINE, reaction, reaction video, shock, social media, surprised, trending, unexpected, viral

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	374
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9899	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a meme come to life! We may have ditched the EN branch, but that just means we’re too busy having a blast on our server to worry about anything else.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us). Plus, rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco, you’ll unlock unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon named Steve.

So why wait? Come join our crazy, meme-tastic Minecraft server and see what all the fuss is about. Who needs the EN branch when you’ve got us?

DerpCraft: Where Confusion Reigns Supreme!

confusion, DerpCraft, EN branch, Impression, mistaken identity, MIX UP, realization, REIGNS, SUPREME

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6067
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll question reality itself!

Join us and experience the chaos of a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the macarena instead of exploding. Our community is filled with players who are so quirky and unique, you’ll never meet anyone like them anywhere else.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to a parallel universe where cats rule the land and zombies are professional dancers. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama, who can speak five different languages and has a PhD in quantum physics.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious and absurd way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Millie’s Mine-tastic Adventure: Not Like This!

14.4k ccv, 3D Debut, Adventure, beats rosemi, Elira, EN branch, long trail tags, Luxiem, milliebros, Millies, Minetastic, not like this, Peaks, Petra, save branch, Shut down, worst performing

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	8608
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	8868

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server’s 3D debut peaks at a whopping 14.4k concurrent viewers, beating out even rosemi’s 3D debut (and we all know how epic that was). And get this – we have Petra and Elira on board, making it even more epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server’s EN branch is on the verge of being shut down, but fear not, because only Luxiem can save the day with their mind-blowing 3D debuts. Join us now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, insane builds, and unforgettable memories. Don’t miss out on the madness – join our server today!

Crafty Incels: Where Creeper Kills are Encouraged

coping mechanisms, Crafty, creeper, depression, emotional well being, encouraged, Incels, kills, Loneliness, mental health, mental illness, Misogyny, online communities, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self worth, social rejection, societal pressures, stigma, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy, toxic masculinity

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Towns Built:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you tired of dealing with incels in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is incel-free guaranteed! We’ve got a special anti-incel force field surrounding our world, so you can mine and build in peace without any creepy messages in the chat.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Join our server and embark on a quest to find this elusive creature and become the richest player in all of Minecraft!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to incels and hello to a world of wacky adventures and endless fun!

PixelatedCraft: Where PS1 Emulators and Minecraft collide for a hilarious adventure!

Adventure, collide, duckstation, emulation, emulators, ePSXe, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming consoles, gaming emulators, gaming experience, gaming frustration, gaming glitches, gaming recommendations, gaming software, gaming technology, glitches, hilarious, Minecraft, PixelatedCraft, PlayStation, ps1, PS1 emulator, retro gaming, Saturn emulator, Sony

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Are you tired of dealing with glitchy PS1 emulators that make you want to rage quit? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated worlds where the only glitches you’ll encounter are the hilarious ones caused by creepers exploding in unexpected places. Say goodbye to ePSXe and Duckstation, and hello to a world where Saturn emulators are a thing of the past. Embrace the chaos and join us today for a gaming experience like no other!

Blocky Booty Bay: Where Creepers Say ‘This is you’ and Endermen Dance the Macarena

1. This is you, Bay, blocky, BOOTY, CREEPERS, Dance, endermen, Individuality, introspection, Macarena, self acceptance 3. Identity, self actualization, self awareness 2. Personal growth, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-identity, self-realization

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can ride pigs into battle while wearing a diamond helmet made of cheese? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a castle out of rainbow blocks, tame a dragon as your pet, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our community is filled with hilarious players who love to prank each other and have a blast exploring the wildest corners of the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all – we also have secret treasure hunts, where you can find hidden loot that will make you the envy of all your friends. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take on our custom-built parkour courses that will test your skills and make you question your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but in a totally awesome way.

CraftyCreeperCrew – Where Creepers are our Friends and Diamonds are our Enemies

API, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, Clan, CraftyCreeperCrew, CREEPERS, Debuffs, destiny, diamonds, dim, Dps, enemies, Friends, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Lightfall, News, Patch 7.3.6, press kits, Resources, season 23, Stats, the final shape, Thorn, TTK, twid

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4507
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Love Letters Sent:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join now for a chance to explore Thorn edition, where you can battle against the forces of darkness and uncover the secrets of The Final Shape.

Patch 7.3.6 has just been released, bringing new challenges and adventures for you to conquer. But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events and mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Need some guidance on your journey? Check out our guide section for tips and tricks on how to become the ultimate Minecraft warrior. And don’t forget to visit Into the Light, a mystical realm filled with wonders and dangers waiting to be discovered.

Season 23 is in full swing, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine your way to victory. And keep an eye out for Lightfall, a legendary event that will test your skills like never before.

With resources like DIM, ArmorPicker, and Gunsmith at your disposal, you’ll have everything you need to become a Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

MangaCraft: Where Rec Threads Are Welcome and Creeper Explosions Are Not

Anime, creeper, difficult search, explosions, finding manga, Gatekeeping, Manga, manga accessibility, Manga community, Manga culture, Manga discussion, Manga fans, manga gatekeeping, manga help, manga pages, manga readers, manga recommendations, manga resources, manga translations, MangaCraft, Rec, Rec threads, reverse search, Threads, Translations

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23

Are you tired of endlessly searching for manga to read on your own? Are you sick of hitting dead ends when trying to find the next chapter of your favorite series? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your manga woes!

Join our server and unlock the secret to unlimited manga access. Our players have discovered a hidden portal that leads to a library filled with every manga series imaginable. From shonen to shoujo, we’ve got it all! And the best part? You can access it all with just a few clicks.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Manga Guardians, a group of players who dedicate their lives to protecting the sanctity of manga translations. They’ll stop at nothing to ensure that every page is translated and available for your reading pleasure.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and dive into a world of manga madness like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the elusive reverse search technique!

Blocky Heartbreakers: Where Creepers Explode and Exes Are Left Behind

blocky, Breakup, CREEPERS, emotional attachment, emotional pain, emotional turmoil, Exes, explode, failed relationship, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, Heartbreakers, left, longing, longing for the past, lost love, Love Lost, missing ex, moving on, Nostalgia, past relationship, regret, Reminiscing, unfulfilled love, unrequited love, unresolved feelings

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Animals Bred:	61
Enchantments Applied:	256	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your ex-girlfriend from 7 years ago? Look no further, because our server is like finding your soulmate in a world full of NPCs! Join us and experience a world where you can finally feel comfortable and loved, just like that one time in middle school.

Our server is so amazing, it will make you forget all about your past relationships and focus on building the perfect blocky paradise. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a virtual world to escape to? Plus, our server is so awesome that even if your ex had a body rating of 8.5/10, you won’t even care because you’ll be too busy crafting and building to notice.

So come on, leave all your emotional baggage at the door (or lock screen) and join us for a wild ride of adventure and fun. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server to keep you company? Let’s build some memories together, one block at a time!

DirtyCraft: Because Poland is Too Clean for Us!

clean, cleanliness, comparison, Contrast, Cultural differences, DIRTY, DirtyCraft, Environment, Experience, hygiene, Japan, misconceptions, observations, Perception, Poland, Pollution, Reality, societal norms, Standards, Stereotypes, travel, waste management

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	5162
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Tired of all those squeaky clean, perfectly organized Minecraft servers that remind you of Japan’s obsession with cleanliness? Well, look no further, because our server is the complete opposite! We embrace the chaos, the messiness, the pure anarchy of Minecraft gameplay.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s around the corner – whether it’s a creeper waiting to blow you up or a giant chicken wearing a top hat. Our server is like a wild ride through a tornado of blocks and mobs, and only the bravest and craziest players can survive.

But hey, who wants to play it safe all the time? Come join us and unleash your inner chaos-loving maniac in a world where anything goes and nothing is off-limits. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

GrannyCraft: Where even the creepers stop to admire the sexy grandma

Admire, Alluring, attractive, Beautiful, charming, CLASSY, CONFIDENT, CREEPERS, Elderly, Elegant, Fashionable, flirty, graceful, Grandma, grandmother, GrannyCraft, Mature, older woman, Sassy, senior citizen, Sexy, SOPHISTICATED, STOP, stylish, Timeless

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	173	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is home to the one and only sexy grandma! That’s right, she may be old but she’s still got it goin’ on. Join our server for a chance to catch a glimpse of this legendary grandma strutting her stuff in her diamond armor and enchanted bling. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the coolest player is a grandma who can out-mine and out-build anyone in sight? Come join the fun and see for yourself why this sexy grandma is the talk of the town (or server, in this case)!

Pixelated Pandemonium: A Blocky Blast from the Past!

Analysis, blast, blocky, Characters, commentary, COMPLETE, critique, Development, Game, gameplay, Gaming, History, narrative, Pandemonium, pixelated, plot summary, reading, Retrospective, review, storytelling, Summary, video game, Wiki

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6778
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Falling into the Void:	1	Ores Mined:	1999
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Farms Harvested:	845
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Crops Grown:	1772	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the game to a whole new level of insanity! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the depths of the pixelated world and uncover the mysteries of the blocky universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal that led them to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing pigs. It was a sight to behold, and only those brave enough to join our server can experience such madness firsthand.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few clucks from this majestic bird!

So come on and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PooCraft: Where Indians finally learn to build running water in Minecraft!

Advanced, African children, BUILD, Centuries, Development, drink, faucet, Finally, first world, incapable, Indian village, Indians, Infrastructure, learn, Minecraft, PooCraft, Primitive, Running, running water, starvation, Support, third world, third worlders, villagers, Water, Woods

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or humor? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and experience the madness of an Indian village with a single running faucet. But be warned, using water is strictly prohibited because we need to save it for the villagers! And don’t forget about those starving African children – every time you mine for diamonds, a child in Africa gets a sandwich. It’s like a virtual charity event, but with creepers and zombies!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered why third world countries can’t just build their own infrastructure? Join our server and witness firsthand how a group of men in the woods can outsmart Indian and African villagers in the race to create the most advanced civilization. It’s like a real-life game of Civilization, but with more explosions and less diplomacy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to world peace while battling it out with a horde of angry villagers. See you in the game!