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Minecraft SMP – Chink Shit General

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8844
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	338206
Love Letters Sent:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Votes:	6589	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where everything is already from China, just like the cheap chink shit you see on various sites. Join us as we discuss the most outrageous deals and products that will make you question reality.

First rule of our server: if it looks too good to be true, it probably is. But who cares when you can get a knockoff diamond sword for half the price?

Check out our useful links for TWS IEM reviews, a new guide that’s a work in progress, and even a wiki dedicated to chink shit general. And don’t forget to click on the Mergeboss links, where you can post your own unbelievable finds.

Looking for headphones or earbuds? Head over to /g/iemg. Need a cheap smartphone recommendation? /g/spg has got you covered. And if you’re in the market for an emulation device, check out /vr/hhg for all the latest deals.

Join us for some hilarious discussions and insane stories about the craziest products you can find online. Who needs real diamonds when you can have a pixelated knockoff version in Minecraft? It’s a wild ride, so hop on and let’s explore the world of cheap chink shit together.

UFO Vision Server

aliens, Blind, Extraterrestrial, flying objects, ideal vision, Mysterious, Paranormal, Perception, perfect vision, Phenomenon, Server, Sight, Supernatural, telescoping vision, UFO, ufos, Unidentified Aerial Phenomena, unidentified aircraft, unidentified flying objects, unidentified objects, unidentified objects in the sky, vision

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Endless Night Skies:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

come join our minecraft server if you want to see UFOs with your ideal vision! we have a special plugin that spawns UFOs every hour and only players with the perfect telescoping vision can spot them. it’s like a game of hide and seek but with aliens! plus, if you’re blind, you won’t even know what you’re missing out on, so it’s a win-win situation. join now and become the ultimate UFO spotter in the minecraft universe!

ToxicCraft: No PFAS Allowed!

Allowed, chemical exposure, consumer awareness, contaminated products, contamination, diet, environmental impact, environmental pollution, Food Safety, government regulations, harmful substances, health concerns, health risks, industrial waste, long-term effects, PFAS, public health, regulatory measures, risk assessment, toxic chemicals, ToxicCraft, water supply

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	3497
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

are you tired of eating toxic PFAS in your food? come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of evil chemicals and build a world free of contamination!

imagine a land where the grass is always greener because it’s not tainted with harmful substances. a place where the water is crystal clear because it’s not polluted with toxic waste.

join us and embark on a quest to rid the world of PFAS once and for all! gather your friends, arm yourselves with pickaxes and swords, and let’s take down those pesky chemicals together.

who needs a balanced diet when you can have a balanced ecosystem in minecraft? say goodbye to PFAS and hello to a world of endless possibilities! join now and start your journey to a cleaner, safer minecraft universe.

EarthPinas

Adventures, building, casual gameplay, Community, Crafting, Cross-Play, dynamic, EarthPinas, Engaging, high-stakes gameplay, landscapes, Minecraft, newcomers, Obstacles, Players, powerful tools, Resources, Server, Supportive Community, Survival, Updates, Veterans

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6947
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6040
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Welcome to EarthPinas, a dynamic and engaging Minecraft server! Join our community of passionate players to explore vast landscapes, face challenging obstacles, and embark on exciting adventures. Whether you prefer casual or high-stakes gameplay, we offer powerful tools and resources for building, crafting, and survival. With regular updates and a welcoming, supportive community, EarthPinas is perfect for both seasoned veterans and newcomers. Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

66.206.27.194:50127

⚔️MINEWARD⚔️ [avoiding pvp at all costs] {testing the waters} {beginner version}

action RPG, Alpha, Avoiding, Beginner, Boss, cave expeditions, Combat, Costs, Discord, EULA Compliant, Full Set Bonuses, Item Abilities, jewel finding, leviathan hunting, Mineward, mobs, multiplayer, non-p2w, PvE, PvP, TESTERS NEEDED, Testing, tombs, unique mechanics, Version, Waters

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2207
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	192
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

IP Address	mineward.us.to (1.19.4-1.21)
AVAILABLE ON	Java and Bedrock
About Mineward Server	Welcome to Mineward! A combat and boss focused server with custom mobs, item abilities, and unique mechanics. Non-P2W and filled with multiplayer-compatible content.

FAQs (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
What is the primary focus of the server?	The server is primarily focused on combat and bosses, with custom mobs and unique mechanics.
Are there any specific areas to explore?	Yes, there are tombs, caves, leviathans, and jewels to find. Plenty of content for multiplayer exploration.
Is the server EULA compliant?	Yes, the server is EULA compliant and non-P2W, making it a passion project for the owners.
How can I join the server?	You can join using the IP address mineward.us.to on Java or Bedrock versions.
Is there a Discord server for Mineward?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at discord.gg/AmXXkut for updates and community interaction.

Boomer4Prez Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7863
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as old as the hills? Well, look no further because our server is run by a grandpa who’s literally the oldest in history! He’s so old, he’s practically a fossil! Join us before he checks out any day now and leaves us all to fend for ourselves in the wild world of Minecraft. Who needs a young whippersnapper as president when you can have a seasoned veteran like him leading the way? Join now for a server experience that’s older than dirt!

CutenessCraft Minecraft Server

awkwardness, can’t get laid, cute, CutenessCraft, decent money, Insecurity, Introvert, lack of social skills, Loneliness, low self-worth, Minecraft, no friends, rejection, self esteem, self improvement, self isolation, self-acceptance, self-consciousness, self-doubt, self-image, self-perception, Server, socially awkward

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Are you tired of being called cute all the time and still not getting laid because you’re socially awkward with no real friends? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become the ultimate player pimp! With our virtual world, you can make all the money you want, build epic structures, and finally get the attention you deserve from all the virtual babes. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual community to impress? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

CraftyCrashCourse

Accountability, Apology, car accidents, Communication, Confrontation, CraftyCrashCourse, dangerous driving, ethical dilemma, insulin, letter writing, medical error, Nurse, Parental Responsibility, parenting, patient safety, remorse, road rage, road safety, Safety concerns, texting and driving, Young drivers

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	New Chunks Explored:	623020
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Dimension Hops:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my encounter with that reckless driver? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and adrenaline-pumping adventures.

Imagine driving through our virtual world, dodging obstacles and swerving to avoid dangerous players (just like that crazy driver). But don’t worry, our players are just as friendly as that apologetic mom I met.

You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building your dream castle or racing against time to escape a mob of angry zombies. And hey, if you ever feel the need to vent like I did with that letter, our community is here to listen and support you.

So come on, join us and let’s make some insane memories together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure like I did when I uncovered the truth about that reckless driver. See you in the game!

BlockParty Minecraft Server

blockparty, daily joys, daily pick-me-ups, everyday delights, everyday happiness, feel-good moments, happiness boosters, happy moments, instant mood boosters, little moments of joy, little things, Minecraft, mood enhancers, mood lifters, positive vibes, Server, simple pleasures, simple pleasures in life, small acts of kindness, small gestures, small happinesses, small joys, tiny delights

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9912
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing villagers serenades you with sweet melodies. Picture this: every time you defeat a mob, a parade of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles congratulates you on your victory. And get this – every time you build a house, a majestic unicorn appears to bless your humble abode with good luck and rainbows.

Join our server for a guaranteed daily dose of laughter, magic, and pure chaos. Who needs therapy when you can spend your days frolicking with friendly creepers and riding on the backs of flying llamas? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the absurdity begin!

BlockBusterFamFails

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170
Dragon Scales Harvested:	132	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate family-friendly chaos zone! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether portal maze.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed by a mischievous Enderman who turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their trusty swine companions and race through obstacle courses filled with lava pits, TNT traps, and zombie hoards. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarian options available).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as a Ghast’s aim and as hilarious as a villager trading with a zombie, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything, because on our server, the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those chicken players).

SpyCraft: Short-Staffed & Silly

counterintelligence, Cyber Security, Defense, Espionage, european security, foreign affairs, German, Global threats, government agencies, intelligence, international relations, national security, russia, security measures, short-staffed, ShortStaffed, silly, spy agency, Spycraft, staffing issues, States, Surveillance, Threats

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the secret base for the german spy agency, but they’re all too short-staffed to deal with threats from russia and other states. so they’re like, “hey, let’s recruit some minecraft players to help us out!”

you gotta join this server because you’ll be like a super spy, taking down bad guys and saving the world with your epic minecraft skills. plus, you’ll get to use all these cool gadgets and secret weapons that the german spy agency has hidden in the server.

and get this, sometimes the russian spies try to infiltrate the server, but you’ll be there to stop them with your mad minecraft skills. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.

so come join the fun and be a hero in this crazy, action-packed minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a secret mission from the german spy agency to save the world. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies!