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| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 3315 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 85 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
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