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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8413 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Enchantments Applied: | 71 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be a part of a community where the most embarrassing thing that can happen to you during sex is accidentally crafting a diamond pickaxe instead of a bed. Trust us, it happens more often than you think!
Our server is so crazy that creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just respawn with a party hat on. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who once tried to breakdance during a battle but ended up summoning a disco ball instead.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity all at the same time, then join us today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of enchanted golden carrots – you’re gonna need ’em!