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MineCraftyMe Server

American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Ores Mined:	7927	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

TrustyCraft: The Server of Broken Promises

BETRAYAL, BROKEN, Communication, doubt, emotional baggage, forgiveness, healing, Honesty, Insecurity, introspection, introspective questioning, loyalty, moving on, personal growth, Promises, Rebuilding trust., relationships, second chances, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, Server, Trust, TrustyCraft, uncertainty

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Ores Mined:	8539
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Items Found:	7187	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring, old servers that promise excitement but deliver snooze-fest? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you dare, because on our server, you’ll find unicorns roaming freely, dragons guarding treasure, and aliens building secret bases underground. Yes, you heard that right – aliens in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret time machine that can transport you to different eras in Minecraft history. Want to mine with the dinosaurs or build a castle with knights? No problem, just hop in the time machine and off you go!

So, do you still have trust in boring servers? Join us and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!

YeetCraft: Where Even the Creepers Say ‘You’re All Right’

addiction, attention seeking, CREEPERS, Loneliness, mental health, online predators, seeking guidance, seeking help, seeking support, seeking therapy, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-destructive behavior, unhealthy coping mechanisms, YeetCraft, Youre

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	5597
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to our Wacky Minecraft Server where you can escape from the creepy old men online and join a community of fellow gamers who will keep you entertained and laughing all day long!

Join us for insane adventures, hilarious pranks, and epic battles in a world where anything is possible. Our server is filled with ridiculous mods and outrageous challenges that will keep you on your toes and coming back for more.

Forget about those creepy online encounters and immerse yourself in a world of fun and laughter. Our community is here to support you and make sure you never feel alone again.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Wacky Minecraft Server today and say goodbye to those creepy old men online for good!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 265653102

Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, BLOCK, Book, Captivating, crime, detective, discovery, Enigma, Fiction, hidden, Intriguing, investigation, Mystery, No. 265653102, novel, page-turner, Party, plot twist, secret, Server, Suspense, Thriller, unknown

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8141
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Emeralds Found:	9978
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the grass is always greener, the diamonds are always shinier, and the creepers are always creepier!

Join us if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword that can defeat any mob with just one swing. Rumor has it that it’s hidden deep within the enchanted forest guarded by a pack of zombie chickens!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous disco cave where players can dance the night away while dodging lava pits and dodging skeletons throwing glowstick arrows!

If you’re feeling brave, you can even challenge the evil Ender Dragon who has a secret weakness for cheeseburgers. Just make sure to bring plenty of ketchup for the battle!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

20 Second Challenge: If You Can’t Answer, You’re Not a Gamer

#gamer, answer, brain exercise, brain power, brain teaser, brain workout, challenge, Clever, cognitive skills, critical thinking, Fast-paced, intelligence, Logic, mental acuity, mental agility, mind game, problem solving, Quick Thinking, reasoning, Smart, time pressure, timed test, Youre

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8130
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where only the SMART survive! If you can’t solve a simple question in 20 seconds, then sorry, but we don’t consider you SMART enough to join our ranks.

But fear not, for those who do possess the INTELLECTUAL prowess to pass our test, you will be rewarded with endless adventures and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there is a secret dungeon filled with diamonds guarded by a TALKING COW who only speaks in riddles.

Join us if you dare, and prove that you are not just a mere mortal, but a MASTERMIND of Minecraft. Remember, on this server, only the GENIUSES prevail.

YeetCraft – Land of Llamas

#youtube, Community, Content Creation, discussion, Enna, Essentials, ethyria, Ethyria General, Gaming, graduated, influencers, Land, Llamas, millie, nina, Previous thread, Reimu, Rentry, social media, twitch, twitter, Updates, YeetCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	1629
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures never end and the fun never stops! Join now to play alongside Enna, Millie, Nina, and Reimu – the LEGENDARY players who will guide you through the most insane quests and challenges!

Enna, with her YouTube channel full of HILARIOUS Minecraft videos, will show you the ropes and help you become a true Minecraft master. Millie, the Twitter queen, will keep you entertained with her WACKY antics and amazing builds.

But wait, there’s more! Nina, the GRADUATED Minecraft pro, will teach you secret tips and tricks that will blow your mind. And Reimu, the Twitter sensation, will lead you on EPIC adventures that will leave you breathless.

And don’t forget about Ethyria Essentials – the MUST-HAVE resource pack that will take your Minecraft experience to a whole new level. With custom textures and CRAZY features, you’ll never want to play without it again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the INSANITY for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Lucky Blocks R Us

blocks, card games, chance, dice rolling, fate, fortune, Game, game design, gameplay, Gaming, gaming mechanics, long trail tag, luck stat, Lucky, Probability, random events, Risk, rng, statistics, strategy, uncertainty, virtual luck

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	9851
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Animals Bred:	149	Enchantments Applied:	74
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	572
Potions Brewed:	83	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is unlike any other because it has a LUCK STAT! That’s right, you can increase your luck and become the luckiest player in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you reach a luck level of 100, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical ENDER DRAGON! Imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, you name it!

Not convinced yet? How about this – every full moon, a pack of CREEPERS dressed in tuxedos will serenade you with their explosive harmonies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, luckiest Minecraft adventure of your life! We promise you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by those tuxedo-wearing creepers, but hey, it’s all part of the fun)!

CraftyQueers: Building Blocks, Not Stereotypes!

aids, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, discrimination, education, FAGGOT, Healthcare, heterosexual, HIV, ignorance, LGBTQ, Misconception, Misinformation, Prevention, proof, sexual health, statistics, Stereotypes, stigma, straight men, Testing, Transmission

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	5125
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Farms Harvested:	492
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous questions are welcomed with open arms! Join us and discover a world where straight men are immune to AIDS because, well, they’re straight! Who knew that sexual orientation could protect you from a deadly virus?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll find proof that men can’t get AIDS from women because, apparently, being a faggot is the real culprit. So come on in and explore our wacky world where logic takes a backseat and absurdity reigns supreme. Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (in the most ridiculous way possible)!

Suicide Highway Minecraft Server

coping mechanisms, Darkness, depression, Despair, helplessness, highway, hopelessness, ISOLATION, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Pain, Paved, Recovery, ROAD, seeking help, self harm, Server, Struggle, Suffering, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the road towards suicide has been paved in diamonds! Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so epic that even death looks fabulous here.

Join us if you want to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off or build a rollercoaster that goes to the moon. Our community is filled with unicorns and rainbows, and we even have a secret club for talking sheep.

But beware, once you step foot on our server, you may never want to leave. The zombies here are known for their killer dance moves and the skeletons throw the best parties in town.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared to laugh until you cry and build until your fingers fall off.

BlockyBustsMC – Where Fictional Characters Get Busted!

Amerimutt, b.., BlockyBustsMC, Bust, BUSTED, Characters, Cum, degrading, fictional, fictional character, Gay, long trail tags, stupid look, tags

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension Hops:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even Amerimutt himself would be proud to play! Join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were transformed into a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow llama. True story. And if that doesn’t convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from creepers and griefers alike?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And rumor has it, Amerimutt himself once logged on and couldn’t help but bow down to the sheer awesomeness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself unable to resist Amerimutt’s stupid look and end up… well, you know. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Cumrades – North American Adventure

196255950, Adventure, American, Canada, Crafty, Cum, Cumrades, Edition, mexico, north, previous, salted peanut, Usa

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2060	New Chunks Explored:	558211
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Magic Items Found:	8560	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing saltier than the players is the peanuts! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Unicorns roam freely in our world, leaving behind trails of glitter and rainbows wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

2. Our zombie villagers have a secret talent for breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie villager bust a move.

3. The diamond ore in our server is actually made of real diamonds. Mine at your own risk, but be prepared to become the richest player in Minecraft history.

4. Our creeper explosions are synchronized to dubstep music. It’s like a rave, but with more green explosions.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!