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Plato vs. Aristotle Minecraft Server

Ancient Philosophy, Aristotelian, aristotle, classical philosophy, dialectic, empiricism, epistemology, Ethics, idealism, metaphysics, Minecraft, philosophy, philosophy debate, Plato, Platonian, political philosophy, rationalism, Realism, school of thought, Server, Socratic method, virtue ethics

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5323	Secret Passages Found:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Zombie Dances:	1	Buildings Constructed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t challenge your philosophical beliefs? Well, look no further! Our server is a battleground for Platonians and Aristotelians to duke it out in epic debates while building epic structures in the virtual world. Join us and let’s see if you can build a Minecraft Parthenon that would make Plato himself proud! Who needs diamonds when you have the power of philosophy on your side? Join now and let’s settle the age-old debate once and for all!

Minecraft SMP – /vrlg/ – Virtual Reality Lewd General #2126 – The Blocky Bonanza

Anime models, Avatar Resources, blocky, bonanza, Boy Meat, CoIP, ComboGestureExpressions, furry thread, general, lewd, lms, Male/boy model list, Minecraft, NSFWGogoLoco, OpenVR Advanced Settings, OSCGoesBrrr, PCs, Physbones tutorial, playspace mover, Poiyomi Pro, Real Ejaculate, Reality, smp, Speed Mating, SPS configurator, Tech, tierlist, VCC, virtual, virtual reality, VRC Fury, vrlg

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Dimension Hops:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	84	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP where the motto is “Virtual Reality, Real Ejaculate”! Join us for a wild ride filled with anime models, furry threads (if you can find them), and a whole lot of questionable resources.

Need a guide on avatars? We got you covered with VCC tutorials that will blow your mind (and maybe something else). Want to move your playspace like a pro? Check out OpenVR Advanced Settings and get ready to teleport like a boss.

But wait, there’s more! Simplify your toggles and animations with VRC Fury, set up SPS sockets automatically with Wholesome SPS configurator, and make some funny noises with Custom PCS and LMS. And don’t forget to enable various facial expressions with ComboGestureExpressions – because who doesn’t want to emote with their hands?

Feeling adventurous? Connect your CoIP devices with OSCGoesBrrr, get NSFW with NSFWGogoLoco for those 3 pointers, and update your shader game with Poiyomi Pro 9.0.40. And if you’re feeling extra frisky, give yourself some jiggling titties or a floppy cock with the Physbones tutorial – because why not?

Join us for upcoming events like Boy Meat on August 10th and Speed Mating™ on August 24th. It’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of Minecraft madness and see where the virtual reality takes you. Just remember, things might get a little…unexpected.

NephewStinksNoMore

anger, aunt, body odor, body washes, deodorants, EMBARRASSMENT, Experience, family, growth spurt, hygiene, Instructions, nephew, NephewStinksNoMore, parents, products, puberty, School, self esteem, shopping, spending time, sprays

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of being surrounded by stinky players on your Minecraft server? Well, look no further! Join our server and say goodbye to body odor for good!

We understand the struggles of puberty and body changes, which is why we offer a wide range of virtual deodorants, body washes, and sprays for your character to use. No more worrying about your virtual hygiene, we got you covered!

Join now and experience the transformation from stinky to stylish in the virtual world. Don’t let body odor hold you back from conquering the Minecraft universe. Say no to stink, say yes to our server!

ChaosCraft 1%

Anarchy, Bedlam, calamity, catastrophe, Chaos, ChaosCraft, Destruction, Disaster, DiSRuPtiON, Havoc, MAYHEM, Pandemonium, TURMOIL, upheaval

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	6667
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mines Excavated:	1521
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will take your gaming experience to the next level? Look no further than our server, where adding just 1% to anything can cause total chaos!

Join us and watch as adding 1% more TNT to your explosions turns your peaceful village into a crater-filled wasteland. Or add 1% more creepers to the game and see your friends run for their lives as they’re bombarded by green, hissing monsters.

But that’s not all – on our server, adding 1% more diamonds to your inventory will actually turn them into explosive diamond blocks that will blow up everything in a 10-block radius. And don’t even get us started on what happens when you add 1% more lava to a volcano… let’s just say things get heated real quick.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the chaos unfolding around you, join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, even adding just 1% can lead to total madness.

PutinPartyInMexico

arrest, Arrest warrant, controversy, diplomatic relations, extradition, foreign affairs, Government, international politics, mexico, Négotiation, political tension, president, putin, PutinPartyInMexico, rejection, Request, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, summit, Ukraine, Visit

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

so, like, imagine this epic minecraft server where we got mexican officials tryna arrest putin from russia while he’s on vacation in ukraine. like, what even is happening, right? but yo, on this server, we got crazy events like this happenin’ all the time. you never know what’s gonna go down next, it’s like a rollercoaster of chaos and madness. join us if you wanna experience the most outrageous and unpredictable minecraft server out there. trust me, you won’t regret it. let’s get this party started, baby!

CraftyCannaLand: No Rx Stim Boost

association, Boost, cannabis and schizophrenia, cannabis policies, controversial link, CraftyCannaLand, legalization, new study, no contribution, prescription stimulants, prior research, recreational cannabis, recreational cannabis legalization, recreational cannabis policies, research, Rising, schizophrenia, state policies, stim, stimulant distribution, Usa

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9340
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Divine Spears Created:	28
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Runes Activated:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	137

come join our epic minecraft server where we blaze it up like a recreational cannabis party every day! no need for prescription stimulants cuz we’re too busy building epic castles and mining for diamonds. forget about that controversial link between cannabis and schizophrenia, we’re all about good vibes and pixelated adventures. our state-of-the-art recreational cannabis policies will have you crafting like a pro in no time. so grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride through the blocky world of minecraft!

Funny Fonnexia Network: Now with 1.21 times the craziness!

ChatGames, Crates, Craziness, Custom Items, develop, Discord, discord server, everyday, Fonnexia, Fonnexia.se, funny, improve, Ip:, MCMMO, Network, Play, Server, Swedish, Swedish server, Swedish towny-server, Times, Tokens, Towny Server, welcome

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ores Mined:	8925
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Description	Information
Server Name	Fonnexia
Server Location	Sweden
Features	Towny mcMMO Jobs Custom items Crates Chatgames Tokens
IP	Fonnexia.se
Discord	https://discord.gg/tbTBApJpqd

FAQ

1. Can I join the server if I don’t speak Swedish?

Yes, everyone is welcome to play on our server regardless of language.

2. How can I create or join a town?

To create or join a town, you can use the Towny plugin in-game. Simply follow the instructions provided in the plugin menu.

3. Are there any custom items on the server?

Yes, we have custom items available for players to use. These items may have unique abilities or attributes.

4. Can I earn Tokens on the server?

Yes, you can earn Tokens through various activities on the server such as completing quests, participating in events, or winning competitions.

5. Are there any specific rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and fair gaming environment for all players. You can find the rules listed on our Discord server or in-game.

MatzahCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, communism, controversy, Conversion, Deception, discussion, education, extremism, Future, Ideology, Jewish, Lies, Manipulation, MatzahCraft, Minecraft, National Socialism, power, Propaganda, Pseudo-Intellectuals, racism, Radicalism, scheming, Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Star Shards Collected:	73
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Are you tired of dealing with Jewish Pseudo-Intellectuals trying to brainwash you into communism on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can safely discuss the powerful ideology of national socialism without fear of being silenced by the (((teaching))) types. Join us for a wild ride of absurdity and outrageousness as we navigate through the wacky world of Minecraft with a sprinkle of conspiracy theories and a dash of humor. So come on, join us and let’s show those scheming intellectuals who’s boss in the virtual world!

SMPdown – The Ding Dong Diddly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9849
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Runes Activated:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, on a server far, far away, there was a player named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, tending to his crops, when suddenly a herd of creepers descended upon his farm. But instead of blowing up his precious crops, they started breakdancing and singing “Creeper, aw man!” Bob was so entertained that he decided to join in and soon enough, they formed a creeper dance crew that took the server by storm.

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to a secret underground disco club run by none other than a group of dancing skeletons? You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a skeleton bust a move to some funky beats.

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures in all of Minecraft. Who needs sIopdown when you can have a ding dong diddly good time with us?

FloatieGoggleFun Minecraft Server

arm floaties, child development, FloatieGoggleFun, goggles, Grandparents, Minecraft, natural skills, overprotective, parental concerns, parenting, pool accidents, pool safety, pool supervision, regression, Safety concerns, Server, strong swimmer, swim classes, swimming, swimming instructor, swimming skills, water safety

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws putting floaties and goggles on your daughter every time she goes swimming? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we don’t even allow floaties or goggles in-game because we want you to swim freely like a Minecraft fish!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through pixelated waters without any safety gear, just like your daughter’s grandparents! Who needs arm floaties when you can have virtual blocks to hold onto? And forget about goggles, the pixelated sun is so bright, you won’t need them anyway!

So come on over and dive into our server where the only thing floating will be your character in the water, no floaties required! Don’t be an overprotective parent like in the real world, join us and swim dangerously in the world of Minecraft!

Daddy’s Diamond Dating – Minecraft Server

autism, awkward, Boundaries, Communication, dad chat, Daddys, DATING, Diamond, family conflict, formal, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, high school, homecoming, Minecraft, parents, peer pressure, Server, Social Skills, space camp, Support, telescope, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2112
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Votes:	2485
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from all the drama like a pro! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will make you forget about all the awkwardness in real life.

🌌 Explore our virtual universe and discover the wonders of space just like Kyle and his awesome telescope! Who needs homecoming dances when you can gaze at nebulas and galaxies with your new Minecraft buddies?

🪐 Don’t worry about creepy dads trying to set you up on dates, here on our server, the only thing you’ll be dating is your pickaxe as you mine for diamonds and build incredible structures with your friends.

🚀 So, if you’re looking for a place to hang out, make new friends, and have a blast without any awkward encounters, then join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s out of this world! 😉 #MinecraftGoals #NoDramaJustBlocks