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UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

Condemnation, Conflict Resolution, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, diplomatic backlash, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, global governance, international relations, Israel, member states, MIDDLE EAST, persona non grata, PersonaNonGrata, Politics, Server, UN, UN chief, Uncraft, united nations, world news

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	1

lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

China, CraftyBlockz, dark tankers, designated tankers, Diplomacy, ENERGY, EU, Fun, global affairs, India, international relations, Oil, oil exports, Politics, record volumes, russia, sanctions, sanctions evasion, shipping, Tankers, Trade, uk

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4485
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Love Letters Sent:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

academic research, Analysis, bibliometric analysis, bibliometrics, Cancer, cancer research, comprehensive study, Crafty, data analysis, FRONTIERS, Medical research, Methylation, methylation in cancer, past 10 years, research, research methodology, research trends, RNA, RNA methylation, RNA research, scientific study, Server, study, trends

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crops Grown:	2870	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

GiporySMP

Business, Community, Country, GiporySMP, Minecraft, Political, Server, Small Community, smp, Survival, TOWN, Towny, towny smp

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

gipory.shulker.com:25640

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

Al-Aqsa Hospital, alive, Burning, Conflict Resolution, Conspiracy Theory, Debunk, fake news, gaza, Gaza Strip, Hamas, human rights violations, IDF attacks, international law, Israel, Jews, Middle East conflict, Minecraft, Misinformation, Palestinian territories, Propaganda, Server, violence, War Crimes, weapons storage

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	8065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Farms Harvested:	217

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

baseball, baseball gods, BELIEF, Blessings, devotion, Divine, FAITH, Fan, Fandom, GOD, Higher power, loyalty, mets, Minecraft, miracles, new york, Religion, smp, spirituality, sports, superstition, TEAM

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Animals Bred:	74
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

DadGoneMIA Minecraft Server

biological father, communication breakdown, confronting the past, confronting the truth, DadGoneMIA, emotional turmoil, family dynamics, family history, family loyalty, Family secrets, family trauma, father abandonment, father’s absence, father’s decision, honesty vs. secrecy, Minecraft, mother’s infidelity, mother’s revelation, pregnancy announcement, Server, sibling relationships, sister’s identity, therapy revelations

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Are you tired of boring family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a world of blocky adventures and crazy stories!

Join us and build your own virtual family without all the messy secrets and betrayals. Who needs a dad who left when you can have a whole community of players who will always have your back?

Explore our server and uncover the truth behind hidden secrets and unexpected twists. Who knows, maybe you’ll find out that your Minecraft sister is actually a creeper in disguise!

Forget about real-life drama and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, fun, and endless possibilities. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? See you in the game!

NoPublicPeeing Minecraft SMP

annoying habits, Etiquette, line cutting, littering, loud talking, Minecraft, NoPublicPeeing, pda, personal space, Playing loud music, public behavior, Public fighting., Public grooming, public indecency, public intoxication, public spaces, Public spitting, public transportation, public urination, smoking, smp, social norms, Talking on speakerphone

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	917
Towns Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Are you tired of getting griefed on every server you join? Sick of people stealing your diamonds and burning down your house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. We’ve got a strict “no griefing” policy, but that doesn’t mean we won’t prank each other mercilessly.

Our server is home to the legendary tale of the Creeper King, a player who once tamed an army of explosive creepers and used them to conquer the entire server. Will you be the next to rise to power and claim the throne?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin! Just be sure to watch your back, because you never know when a sneaky player might try to steal your enchanted gear or trap you in a pit of lava. It’s all part of the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

AwkwardCraft

accidental text, awkward situation, awkward text, AwkwardCraft, Communication, communication error, communication fail, cringe-worthy, EMBARRASSING, Embarrassing moment, funny, messaging mishap, mishap, mistake, Oops, regret, social faux pas, text message, Texting, texting blunder, wrong person

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Animals Bred:	104
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Crops Grown:	5340
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Are you tired of sending embarrassing texts to the wrong person? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can build a magical spell that will automatically send all your awkward texts to your ex’s cat instead! That’s right, never worry about accidentally texting your boss that meme meant for your best friend ever again. Join us now and experience the ultimate text protection spell, along with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who will always have your back (and your phone)!

KraftyKorea: Road Rage Edition

border issues, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Edition, infrastructure destruction, inter-Korean relations, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, KraftyKorea, military maneuvers, military threat, North Korea, North Korean aggression, peace talks, political tension, RAGE, regional stability, ROAD, road destruction, security concerns, seoul, south korea, Tensions

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Void Gems Collected:	33	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than north korea’s threats! we have crazy events like the great wall building competition where the winner gets to launch a missile at their enemy’s base (just kidding, we don’t condone violence, unless it’s in the game). our community is as tight-knit as kim jong-un’s haircut and we always have each other’s backs, just like how north korea always has their supreme leader’s back. so come join us and let’s build a world more peaceful than the korean peninsula (which isn’t saying much, but hey, we’re trying)!