Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hunts, dance parties with villagers, and a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. Plus, our moderators are actually wizards who can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds).
So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave!
Join our server and become the ultimate heartless player. Destroy everything in your path, steal from other players, and rule the land with an iron fist. No more Mr. Nice Guy here, it’s time to embrace your dark side and show everyone who’s boss.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair on the server where only the most ruthless players can gain access. Inside, you’ll find rare treasures, powerful weapons, and maybe even a dragon or two. Are you brave enough to explore the depths of this mysterious dungeon?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the heartless ruler you were always meant to be. Just remember, in this world, nice guys finish last. It’s time to show everyone what you’re made of and dominate the Minecraft universe like never before. See you on the dark side, gamers!
Join us for crazy adventures like riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, building giant statues of your favorite memes, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some killer moves, trust us).
But be warned, our server is so intense that even the blocks themselves can’t handle the excitement. That’s right, we’ve had reports of diamonds spontaneously combusting from the sheer awesomeness of our players.
So if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your heart hurt a little too).
Join us on our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft. These llamas have PhDs in Minecraftology and will make sure you never get lost or eaten by creepers.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!
And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether? Our Nether is filled with friendly zombie pigmen who love to dance and sing. Join their party and you’ll never want to leave!
So why wait? Join Forced Soul today and experience Minecraft like never before. Plus, we have free cake every Friday!
Forget about your troubles and dive into a world where anything is possible, even relapsing and jerking off to fat women (we won’t judge, we promise). So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just be sure to keep your hands off the pigs – they’re spoken for!
Join our server and witness the magic of a heart that is too busy building epic castles and battling dragons to have time for pesky love troubles. Who needs a date when you can have a diamond sword, am I right?
So if you’re looking to escape the drama of real life and have your heart singing with joy (instead of crying out for love), then join us on this epic Minecraft adventure. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to figure out how to stop your heart from being so darn confusing.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for resources when suddenly, a pack of zombie chickens wielding diamond swords comes charging at you. Or how about the time when a group of friendly villagers turned out to be shape-shifting aliens trying to take over the server? Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment on our SMP.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s rebellious teenage son, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. And let’s not forget about the elusive llama mafia that controls the black market trade of rare items.
So if you’re up for a challenge and ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Just remember, things may not always be as they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!
On our server, you’ll embark on epic quests that will challenge your skills and test your courage. You’ll meet quirky NPCs who will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your virtual horse (don’t worry, we’ll catch you). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted goodies that will make all your friends jealous.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the hero you were always meant to be (or at least have a good time trying). Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to solitaire).
Hello! Welcome to the Voxel SMP Roleplay Server. We hope to make you feel the most welcome!
| Key Points |
|---|
| Ran by experienced server admins |
| No lag gameplay experience |
| New server with growing community |
| Focus on roleplaying and events |
| Max 25 players, active and dedicated community |
Curious? Check out the Discord below! We have an age requirement of 18+ to ensure that the community is composed of responsible, mature people.
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How many admins are managing the server? | Two admins with 4+ years of experience. |
| Is there any lag on the server? | No, the hardware and software are optimized for minimal lag. |
| What kind of community is the server aiming to build? | A closely knit community focused on roleplaying and events. |
| How many players are allowed on the server? | Maximum of 25 players on a first-come, first-serve basis. |
| Is there an age requirement to join? | Yes, the server requires members to be 18+ years old. |
| How can I join the server? | Join the Discord linked above for the application process. |
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that shoots fireballs and a potion that turns you into a giant chicken.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? They may look cute and fluffy, but don’t be fooled – they are ruthless PvP champions who will stop at nothing to claim victory.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most war-tastic Minecraft experience of your life! But be warned – once you enter, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave warrior! 🐑🔥🗡️
Our server is so wild, we once had a player build a house made entirely out of possums! And don’t even get us started on the time someone rode a pig off a cliff while screaming “haha I hate myself”!
If you’re ready for a server that’s anything but ordinary, join us at 51.81.62.131. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back from the madness that awaits you. See you on the other side, if you dare!
Join us for outrageous adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about crumpled wedding cards and sullen spouses. Who needs a fancy wedding when you can have a virtual world full of surprises and laughter?
Don’t worry about getting each other gifts here – the only thing you’ll need to bring is your sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. So come on, join us and leave all those rocky relationships behind. You deserve better, and our server is here to deliver the fun you’ve been missing out on!
Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a job that completely stopped existing. And do you know what happened? Absolutely nothing! That’s right, the world kept on spinning like nothing had ever happened. But on our server, every job is crucial to the survival of our virtual world. So come join us and be a part of something truly epic!
But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find diamonds the size of your head, creepers that do the cha-cha, and villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots and magical unicorns.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
