Join us if you’re tired of being led on by society’s false promises of love and romance. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect diamond sword and defending your base from pesky griefers.
Our server is a safe haven for those who have been burned by love and are ready to embrace the pixelated world of blocks and mobs. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a lovelorn player who never found true love in the real world, but found solace in building pixel art masterpieces.
So come join us and let go of your past heartbreaks – because in this Minecraft world, the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether you have enough torches to light up your underground mine shaft. Love may be fleeting, but diamonds are forever on our server!
Join us and become part of a community where we encourage players to come up with the most outrageous stories to explain why they should be allowed to build giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks.
Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is rumored to be built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden apples and rare loot that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who will trade you valuable resources in exchange for your best dance moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilarity ensue!
Join us if you want to unleash your inner villain and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. We encourage griefing, stealing, and all-around mayhem. Plus, we have a special VIP rank for those who can pull off the most devious pranks.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon on our server filled with rare loot and powerful weapons. Only the bravest and most cunning players will be able to uncover its mysteries.
So what are you waiting for? Leave your guilt and empathy at the door and join us on the most diabolical Minecraft server out there. Remember, on our server, only the ruthless survive. Mwahaha!
Join our server and learn the best ways to manipulate a bpd woman. Our experienced players will teach you all the tricks and tips you need to enslave her will. And if you’re a narcissist like us, you’ll fit right in!
But that’s not all – we also have insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours. From mind control to psychological manipulation, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate master manipulator! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and definitely not illegal in any way. 😉
Imagine logging in to find a girl obsessed with you, confessing her undying love in the chat. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re not into her at all! Watch as she cries and begs for your love, while you desperately try to escape her clutches.
But that’s not all! This server is filled with touchy moments, awkward conversations, and plenty of emotional turmoil. Can you navigate through the chaos and find a way to break free from her without breaking her heart?
Join now and embark on a wild journey of friendship, rejection, and maybe even a hint of stalking. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of an Insane Love Triangle that you’ll never forget!
Welcome to our totally insane and unpredictable Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure filled with hilarious mishaps and unexpected twists? Well, look no further because this server is the place for you!
Join now and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by zombies!
And if you’re lucky, you might even run into Tsuruko and her teacher getting into all sorts of hilarious shenanigans! Who knows what kind of ridiculous situations they’ll find themselves in next!
So what are you waiting for? Join our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other!
– Saruei owes me sex and I need witnesses to make sure they follow through! – Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with the Endermen!
– One time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started laying diamond eggs everywhere! – We once had a player who tamed a group of zombie pigs and rode them into battle against the evil villagers! – Our server is so legendary, Notch himself logs on to play in disguise and challenge players to epic PvP battles!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there!
Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.
With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Trust-Based Economy | Similar to HermitCraft |
| /spawn Command | Easy way to get back to spawn |
| Voice Chat Mod | Just like in HermitCraft |
| Vanilla Server | Essential datapacks included |
| Age Requirement | 15 years old for maturity reasons |
| Community | Kind, mature, and interactive |
| Build Projects | Collaborative projects and events |
| BlueMap | Explore the world online |
| Custom World Generation | No mods required, enhanced places to build |
SpudCraft is a community brought together by our shared love for Minecraft. We aim to expand and grow into a safe, trusting community.
SpudCraft launched its seventh season on July 5th, making it only a month old! We just fought the Ender Dragon on Saturday, so if you’re looking for a semi-new and welcoming community with an active shopping district, we’re the one!
Join the Discord and submit your application: https://discord.gg/ceMbcvDTfe
Join us on islandpipo and experience a world where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes! Our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who love belly rubs.
But that’s not all – on islandpipo, you can ride on the backs of dolphins through rainbow-colored waterfalls, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!
So why waste your time on boring old mainland servers when you can join the party on islandpipo? Come on over and let your imagination run wild – just watch out for the mischievous pixies who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players!
Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Just last week, a player accidentally turned their house into a giant cheeseburger and had to fend off hungry mobs trying to take a bite.
Join us for epic battles, ridiculous builds, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Who needs real money when you can have this kind of fun? Come join us and see for yourself!
Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the plot of a soap opera. Will you be invited to the next family gathering, or will you be left out like a block of dirt in a diamond mine?
Explore our server and uncover the secrets of Aunt Edith and Uncle Peter’s birthday parties. Will you be the hero who cleans up after the kids, or will you be labeled as the ultimate villain?
With Thanksgiving and Christmas approaching, the stakes are higher than ever. Will you risk it all and attend the family gatherings, or will you choose to avoid the drama like a pro Minecrafter avoiding a creeper?
Join us on this epic adventure filled with family feuds, party invitations, and unexpected plot twists. Who knew Minecraft could be so dramatic? So come on, join our server and let the drama unfold!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the worm!
And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples guarded by a squad of ninja pandas. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot for yourself?
So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft server for a gaming experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
but hey, if you survive long enough to get released, you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends. like this one time, Kara-Murza got locked up for building a statue of a potato. a potato, bro! can you believe it? but now he’s free and ready to take on the world of blocks and pixels once again.
so come join our crazy server, where you never know what’s gonna happen next. just watch out for Putin’s prison, man. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the laughs and the epic tales you’ll have to tell.
Join our server and you’ll be hooked faster than a fish on a line! We’ve got toothpaste with addictive substances in it, so you’ll never want to log off! Your dental hygiene will be on point, and your dentist will be shook!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Tooth Fairy boss, who drops enchanted floss that can give you superpowers! Imagine flying through the skies with your pearly whites gleaming in the sun!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest dental adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!