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Players: |
95/1000 |
Votes: |
5423 |
Rating: |
4.2 / 5 |
Alternate Realities Explored: |
5 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: |
2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: |
1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: |
0 |
Buildings Constructed: |
32 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: |
5 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: |
7 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: |
4 |
New Chunks Explored: |
89573 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
6 |
Void Armor Forged: |
18 |
Underground Cities Explored: |
5 |
Backwards Speech Heard: |
1 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: |
5 |
so, like, this
server is totally legit, man. like, if your name is Steve, you gotta join cuz there’s, like, a 99.9% chance you’ll find diamonds within the first 5 minutes. it’s, like, science, bro.
and, like, if your name is, like, Alex, you’ll be, like, the best builder ever. you’ll build, like, the most epic castle in, like, 10 minutes flat. it’s, like, magic or something.
and, like, if your name is, like, Emily, you’ll have, like, superpowers or something. you’ll be able to, like, fly and shoot fireballs from your hands. it’s, like, totally insane, man.
so, like, come join this server and, like, see for yourself. it’s, like, destiny or something. just trust me, bro. it’s gonna be, like, the best Minecraft experience of your life.