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| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 2232 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 13 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
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