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| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3190 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 746175 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 4 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).
Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.
