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CatCraftPartyPalooza

accommodations, Allergies, Boundaries, cat, CatCraftPartyPalooza, Communication, compromise, consideration, friend’s birthday, friendship, Guilt, Hosting, House, INCONVENIENCE, mutual friends, Party, pet owner, Planning, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Understanding

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	1507
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Magic Items Found:	3395
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring birthday parties in small apartments? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can throw the wildest birthday parties in virtual houses without worrying about cat allergies ruining the fun!

Forget about driving for hours to leave your cat with your parents, on our server, your virtual cat can stay safely locked upstairs while you party downstairs with your friends. And don’t worry about cleaning up the next day, our virtual houses magically clean themselves!

Join now and experience the ultimate virtual party experience, where drama with friends is just a chat message away! Who needs real-life parties when you can have all the fun and chaos in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started!

SkillForgetCraft – “Because who needs skills when you have Minecraft?”

Adaptability, brain health, cognitive abilities, cognitive function, Decision making, forgetting skills, Learning process, letting go, Memory Loss, mental clarity, mental flexibility, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, Prioritizing, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, skill development, skill retention, SkillForgetCraft, Skills

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1113
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of being good at everything? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make sure you forget one of your skills every time you log in! Imagine trying to build a house with no building skills or fighting off mobs with no combat skills – it’s chaos and we love it! Join us for a wild ride of forgetting skills and embracing the chaos in the most hilarious way possible. Who needs skills anyway when you have pure chaos and laughter? Join now and see which skill you’ll forget next!

Whispering Shadows 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anon, biblical, dark souls, existential dread, good story, Kino, kneel, making fun, Oda, one piece, Revealed, shadows, true story, whispering

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2348
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Divine Spears Created:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, bro, forget all those haters who dissed One Piece! The creator revealed that it’s like some deep, dark, existential, biblical masterpiece – just like Dark Souls! Join our Minecraft server and experience the epicness of One Piece mixed with the craziness of Dark Souls. KNEEL before the awesomeness!

Creeper’s Delight 9000

acceptance, acceptance vs repression, closet case, coming out, CREEPERS, DELIGHT, denial, family, FANTASY, Guilt, Homophobia, Identity, internalized homophobia, Kids, LGBTQ, parents, regret, repression, self-hating, shame, teenager, Wife

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

🔥🔥🔥 Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We’re all about that wild and wacky energy, where anything goes and everything is turned up to 11! Join us for a totally bonkers time where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! 🔥🔥🔥

Come on and join the party, where the blocks are pixelated and the adventures are endless! Build, mine, craft, and explore with a community of gamers who are just as hyped up as you are! Let’s get this block party started and see where the madness takes us! 🎉🎮💥

Don’t miss out on the most insane Minecraft experience of your life – join now and let’s get this party started! See you in the game, gamers! 🚀🎉🔥 #MinecraftMadness #JoinTheBlockParty

CraftyCreeperCafe

aita, bigger person, Cheap Asshole, CraftyCreeperCafe, Dinner, Disrespecting, embarrassed, girlfriend’s friend, insulting, passive aggressive, paying the bill, Petty, real man, red flag, refusing to pay, relationship issues, Rude, snarky comments, Struggling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2586
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	455	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Are you tired of dealing with rude dinner guests who expect you to foot the bill? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our virtual world is filled with friendly players who won’t insult your job or make passive-aggressive jokes. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about awkward dinner situations or covering someone else’s meal. Just imagine building your dream castle without any snarky comments or eye-rolling in sight. Say goodbye to real-life red flags and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the drama behind!

BritsCraft: Post-Brexit Banter!

banter, Brexit aftermath, Brexit aftermath discussion, Brexit changes, Brexit consequences, Brexit effects, Brexit experience, Brexit impact, Brexit memories, Brexit reflections, BritsCraft, People from the UK, PostBrexit, UK citizens, UK culture, UK economy, UK future prospects, UK lifestyle, UK opinions, UK perspective, UK politics, UK residents, UK society

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6845
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Players Killed by Monsters:	8223	Dragon Eggs Found:	1530
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Star Shards Collected:	136	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of the post-Brexit chaos in the UK? Escape to our Minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your friends’ houses when you blow them up with TNT! Join us for a Brexit-free zone filled with pixelated adventures and endless fun. Who needs politics when you can build a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken? Say goodbye to Brexit blues and hello to blocky bliss on our server!

GreenlandCraft Minecraft Server

Acquisition, Arctic, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, Europe, european union, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Minecraft, nato, Négotiation, opposition, Politics, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, trump, united states, US, Vance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Animals Bred:	117	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Enchantments Applied:	194
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

so like, u know how trump be like “i want greenland” and everyone be like “wtf dude chill”? well on this server, we be all about that greenland life. we got icebergs for days and polar bears as pets. come join us and be part of the greenland gang. trump don’t care what europeans scream at us, he just wants to build a wall around greenland and make it great again. join now and help us make greenland the coolest place in minecraft. also, vance is here for some reason. just go with it. #greenlandgang #trumplovesgreenland #polarbearpets

GreenlandGoneWild

Arctic, denmark, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, Government, Greenland, GreenlandGoneWild, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, negotiations, Nordic countries, ownership, pm, Politics, rejection, sale, Scandinavian, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, territorial dispute, Territory

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4811
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

so, like, this server is like, the Greenland of Minecraft servers, ya know? like, totally not for sale, but you can totally join for free and have a blast! our Denmark PM (Player Manager) is like, always repeating that this server is the bomb diggity and you gotta join ASAP!

we got polar bears riding pigs, igloos made out of diamond blocks, and a secret portal to a land of never-ending cake! plus, our community is like, super chill and always down for a good time. so come on over and see why Greenland may not be for sale, but this server is totally worth it!

CraftyFox Network

America, BIAS, blind trust, CraftyFox, Cultures, Cunning, Deception, Evil, fox news, foxes, Journalism, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Network, News, Perception, portrayal, Propaganda, skepticism, trusted, untrustworthy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Potions Brewed:	146	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got foxes that are more trustworthy than FOX News LOL. these foxes will lead u on epic adventures and help u find hidden treasures in the game. they will also protect u from evil mobs and give u super powers like flying and shooting lasers from ur eyes. join our server and become the ultimate fox warrior, taking down enemies with ur furry friends by ur side. trust me, u won’t regret it!

ADHD Life Expectancy Nerf – Minecraft Server

adhd, ADHD in adults, ADHD in men, ADHD in women, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Diagnosis, expectancy, findings, health, Life, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Medical research, Men, mental health, Minecraft, nerf, neurotypical, research, researchers, scientific study, Server, study, Women

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Divine Spears Created:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Dimension Hops:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	296

hey u! ya u with the adhd! come join our minecraft server cuz we got the cure for ur shorter life expectancy! our server is so lit that it will make u live longer than a tortoise on steroids! we got potions that will make u focus like never before, u will be building epic structures in no time! plus, we got a secret quest where u gotta find the magical diamond sword of eternal life, once u find it, u will be immortal in the minecraft world! so come join us and say goodbye to ur shorter life expectancy, cuz on our server, u will live foreverrrrrr!