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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 6022 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runes Activated: | 0 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5871 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 38 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking chicken who will guide you on your epic quest to find the legendary golden carrot. but be warned, the carrot is guarded by a giant squid who only speaks in riddles.
once you have the golden carrot, you’ll be granted the power to turn any block into a block of cheese. yes, CHEESE. because who wouldn’t want a house made of cheese?
oh, and did we mention that every full moon, the entire server turns into a disco party complete with dancing skeletons and glow-in-the-dark zombies? it’s like a rave, but with more pixelated monsters.
so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. because remember, songs are poems for deaf people.