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| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 8939 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 19 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a strict “no refunds” policy. That’s right, once you join, there’s no turning back!
But don’t worry, you won’t even want a refund once you experience all the craziness this server has to offer. From flying pigs raining from the sky to diamond ore that explodes when you mine it, you never know what to expect around here.
And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, Steve the Enderman. He’s been known to teleport players into the middle of the ocean or swap their tools with rubber chickens. It’s all in good fun, right?
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, look no further. Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no going back. Where refunds? Nowhere.
