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Cunt Cuisine Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of eating bland army food in your country? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the food is so delicious, even the creepers can’t resist! Our chefs use only the finest ingredients, like enchanted golden apples and diamond carrots, to create mouth-watering dishes that will have you coming back for more.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where players can embark on epic missions to defeat the evil Ender Dragon and save the world from destruction. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Bacon Sword, rumored to be the most powerful weapon in all of Minecraft.

So say goodbye to boring army rations and hello to a culinary adventure like no other. Join our server today and experience a taste of Minecraft like never before!

DrewCraft SMP – The Based Builder

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2818
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house made entirely out of diamonds, and participate in epic dance-offs with creepers.

Our server is so lit that even Drew McIntyre himself tweeted about it! Rumor has it that he once challenged a group of skeletons to a wrestling match and emerged victorious, all thanks to the skills he learned on our server. So if you want to level up your Minecraft game and maybe even become a pro wrestler in real life, join us now!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and will stop at nothing to protect their precious emerald stash. Will you join forces with them or take them down in an epic llama rebellion? The choice is yours on our insane Minecraft SMP!

BoomerCraft: No Weekly Visits!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Ores Mined:	5198
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the guilt tripping of your parents and enjoy virtual family dinners that only last 6 minutes instead of 6 hours!

Join us and never have to worry about being offered wine 6 times in a row or being guilted into staying late for card games. Our virtual family dinners are quick, fun, and drama-free. Plus, you can even build a virtual house far away from your annoying brother!

Escape to our server and enjoy your weekends for yourself, without the guilt trips and passive-aggressive Facebook videos. Who needs real family dinners when you can have a blast with your Minecraft buddies instead? Join now and leave the drama behind!

CalorieCraft SMP: “I can’t lose weight, I tried counting pixels and running from creepers”

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4794
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Potions Brewed:	186	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate weight loss solution! That’s right, forget about counting calories and hitting the gym, all you need to do is join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you run from creepers and jump over lava pits. Our players have reported losing up to 50 pounds in just one week! So come join us and start your weight loss journey today!

CraftyCraze: ExpensiveHobby

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5274
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of spending all your money on expensive hobbies like skydiving with golden parachutes or yachting with diamond-encrusted sails? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch your bank account thank you as you embark on epic adventures without breaking the bank.

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server in disguise, just to see if he can keep up with all the craziness.

Forget about expensive hobbies, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Who needs a private jet when you can fly around on a giant chicken in the game? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

TruceCraft: NoBull Netanyahu

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	388
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Meteorites Collected:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2842

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Imagine a place where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama in a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco Party. Dance the night away with the dragon while he spins sick beats and shoots fireworks out of his nostrils. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

KPAD: Where even the cows have better teamwork than most players

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Void Armor Forged:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Main Mods
Security Craft

Valkyrien Skies, Eureka! Ships! & Clockwork

Chisel
Simple Voice Chat
Xaero’s Map
Open Parties and Claims
Macaw’s mods
Let’s Do mod

Minecraft 1.20.1 Forge 47.3.5

IP: http://kpad.exaroton.me/

Modpack on Dropbox

Discord channel

FAQs:

Question	Answer
How do I claim chunks?	Players can claim chunks by using the claim feature in-game.
What is Security Craft used for?	Security Craft is used to enhance the security of players’ bases and prevent griefing.
Is Voice Chat available on the server?	Yes, the server has Voice Chat enabled for players to communicate more easily.
Are there any restrictions on building projects?	Players are encouraged to build big projects and engage in social interactions without many restrictions.
Can claims be destroyed by explosions?	Yes, claims can be destroyed by explosions or fire, so players should also utilize Security Craft for protection.

”OH NO NO NO AHAHAHAHA Minecraft Server”

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4220
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect server for you! Picture this: a server where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where cows can do the moonwalk, zombies break out into dance battles, and villagers throw the wildest parties you’ve ever seen. And don’t even get us started on the llamas – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Pharaohs and Queens: Minecraft SMP – ”’Egyptians in full hijab meet /ourgirls/”’

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2126
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Emeralds Found:	6493
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – the admins are actually secret agents from a parallel universe where Minecraft is the only form of communication. They wear full-body llama suits to hide their true identities and communicate through Morse code using their llama tails. They must be so hot and sweaty under those things, but hey, sacrifices must be made for the greater good of the server!

But wait, there’s more! The spawn point is actually a portal to a dimension where pigs ride on top of flying chickens and creepers wear top hats and monocles. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes, you’ll be granted three wishes by the all-powerful Ender Dragon (spoiler alert: one of those wishes can be for unlimited pizza).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventure of your life! Just be prepared to embrace the chaos and llama sweat.

BIL-Free Bday Bash Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Love Letters Sent:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further! Join our server for the wildest and craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of dancing creepers with strobe sticks come out of nowhere! Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our special anti-epilepsy armor to protect you from any unexpected light shows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with surprises at every turn. From lava slides to skydiving pigs, you’ll never know what to expect next. And don’t worry about getting lost, our friendly nurse NPCs are here to guide you through any challenges.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server of all time! Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and adventure, because things are about to get wild. And remember, epilepsy is not a joke, unless it’s on our server!