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Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	253740
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, Chat, cybersex, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fetish, kink, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplaying, Roleplaying community, Roleplaying Forums, roleplaying games, Roleplaying Ideas, Roleplaying Scenarios, seduction, smp, Stepfather Edition, taboo

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	245
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where things are about to get steamy…literally! Join us for some spicy adventures in our Erotic Roleplay Thread, Stepfather Edition.

Ever wanted to live out your wildest fantasies in Minecraft? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is filled with hot stepfather characters just waiting to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable.

From building romantic cabins in the woods to going on steamy mining expeditions, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a scandalous love triangle with two stepfathers fighting for your affection.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Just be prepared for some seriously naughty shenanigans along the way. 😉

Failed Suicide Minecraft Server

allergic reaction, anaphylactic shock, coping mechanisms, depression, divine intervention, emotional struggle, Failed, FAITH, Gratitude, life-changing event, mental health, Minecraft, Near Death Experience, overcoming obstacles, peanut allergy, personal growth, Recovery, resilience, second chance, self harm, Server, SUICIDE, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2866
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9164	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you forget about your peanut allergies? Look no further, because on our server, we’ve got so much excitement and chaos that you’ll be too busy laughing to worry about anything else!

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging creepers, building epic structures, and battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles. Who needs peanuts when you’ve got a server this nuts?

So come on, join us and see why this server is the perfect cure for all your problems (except maybe a peanut allergy). You won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun!

I Just Shoot Shit My Pants Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Dimension Hops:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Magic Items Found:	7447
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish! We’ve got players shooting shit out of their pants left and right – it’s like a poopocalypse up in here!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flying feces while building your dream base. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else. Plus, we have a secret underground poop society that holds epic poop battles every Saturday night. It’s like a shitty version of Fight Club, but with more poop.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to have the time of your life – just make sure to bring some extra pants because shit’s about to get real.

R4GELAND – Survive, build, fight Minecraft server

Auto-mine, BUILD, Clans, classic, Donations, Economy, Empty, Fight, Fly, Free Donations, Game Currency, Hardcore, Leaderboards, MONEY, No Dupe, No Mini-Games, No Wipes, ONLINE, Parkour, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, R4GELAND, RPG, Russian, Shops, Skills, Survival, trampolines, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	8303	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Zombie Dances:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	238	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12

Welcome to the R4GELAND project! Here you will find adventures in classic survival mode. The server has various plugins installed for skills, weddings, pets, clans, auto-mine, shops, trampolines, game currency, leaderboards (PVP, online, money), parkour and much more! Let’s develop together – R4GELAND!

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Destroy Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5672
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Votes:	8734	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Are you tired of all those weebs running around in their Naruto skins, screaming “Believe it!” and building pixelated versions of their waifus? Look no further, because on our server, we have one mission and one mission only: to destroy all anime for the good of mankind!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to rid the world of all things anime, from kawaii cat girls to overpowered protagonists with spiky hair. Our staff members are trained in the ancient art of anti-anime combat, and we will stop at nothing until every last body pillow is burned to ashes.

But that’s not all! We also have custom plugins that turn all mobs into chibi versions of themselves, because nothing strikes fear into the hearts of anime lovers like a tiny, adorable creeper. And don’t even get us started on our PvP arena, where you can battle it out with other players using weapons like the “Sword of Weeb Slaying” and the “Shield of Anti-Anime Justice.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us in our noble quest to rid the world of anime once and for all. Because let’s face it, the only good anime is no anime.

Brazil’s Nowt Expensive Squads Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1170
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join Brazils nowt expensive squads? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for pranking unsuspecting players. Watch out for flying pies and exploding sheep!

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest players can find. Dance with creepers and skeletons to the latest hits!

3. Our currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber chickens! Collect as many as you can to trade for rare items and power-ups.

4. The server’s founder once rode a pig into battle against an army of evil villagers. True story. Join us and maybe you’ll get to ride a pig too!

5. We have a special event every month called “The Great Chicken Race,” where players compete to see who can ride a chicken the fastest across a lava pit. Winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

So what are you waiting for? Join Brazils nowt expensive squads and prepare for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and rubber chickens!

Crafty Tipsters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Join our Minecraft server and never worry about leg pain again! Our server is equipped with special finishing mechanics that ensure you always finish strong. Say goodbye to achy legs and hello to endless gaming fun! Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself blessed our server with magical powers that will make your builds ten times more epic. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Why Minecraft SMP Seinfeld Marriage So Bad

Analysis, bad, comedy, comedy series, Commitment, critique, cultural impact, Entertainment, humor, jerry seinfeld, long-term relationships, love, Marriage, Minecraft, pop culture, relationships, seinfeld, Sitcom, smp, societal norms, Stereotypes, television, tv show

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	660
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and participate in epic llama races across the land.

Ever wonder why Seinfeld made marriage look so horrible? Well, on our server, we have a whole town dedicated to exploring the ups and downs of virtual relationships. Get married to a villager, have virtual kids, and watch as your pixelated family grows and thrives (or falls apart in a dramatic soap opera).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Want a diamond sword with the power of a thousand suns? We got it. Need a potion that turns you into a flying unicorn? We can make it happen. Join our server and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most absurd Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

ChudCraft Minecraft Server

Attitudes, Australians, Behavior, ChudCraft, chuds, culture, derogatory, discrimination, DISRESPECTFUL, generalizations, Identity, ignorance, insults, Minecraft, misconceptions, Nationality, offensive, prejudice, Rude, Server, society, Stereotypes, Xenophobia

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3421
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	179	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ores Mined:	8234	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with normies? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the chuds out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding kangaroos into battle, mining for diamonds with your pet koala, and building upside-down houses just for fun. Our community is filled with hilarious Aussies who will keep you entertained with their outrageous antics and quirky slang.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground bunker where we host epic Vegemite eating contests and throw shrimp on the barbie parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a drop bear lurking in the trees waiting to pounce on unsuspecting players.

So why are Australians such chuds? Because we know how to have a bloody good time on this insane Minecraft server! Join us now and let the shenanigans begin!