EmmyStinks Minecraft Servers

EmmyStinks Minecraft Servers

  • EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP

    EmmyStinks Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/600 Votes: 476
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Void Armor Forged: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you ready to join the wackiest Minecraft SMP ever? We’ve got EmmyMade’s EXTREMELY stinky feet and armpits waiting for you to smell in-game! That’s right, get up close and personal with EmmyMade’s funky foot odor while you build, mine, and survive in our crazy world. It’s the only reason you’ll ever need to join our server and experience the ultimate sensory overload. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game with EmmyMade’s smelly extremities!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocktopia LOLz

    Blocktopia LOLz
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    Players: 108/800 Votes: 8816
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 23 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is as gay as a rainbow unicorn riding a glittery dragon! Join us for a wild ride filled with fabulous adventures, rainbow-colored blocks, and sparkly explosions. Our community is so welcoming that even the creepers wear rainbow bowties and the zombies break out into dance routines. So come on over and let your inner fabulousness shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices

    KuntCraft: Where every block tells a story…or just makes you question your life choices
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 1196
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your Minecraft kunt! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you LOL so hard you’ll fall off your blocky chair!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

    Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 4688
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Cursed Villages Purged: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

    Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 4409
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 7643 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Animals Bred: 107
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

    But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

    So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

    The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 922
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 33 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Crops Grown: 4270
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

    Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition
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    Players: 92/900 Votes: 8394
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 22 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Treasure Maps Found: 11 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 400
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Soul Swords Wielded: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

    But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

    CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 9454
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 5174
    Star Shards Collected: 235 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 50 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Void Gems Collected: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

    Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

    Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

    Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚
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    Players: 100/1000 Votes: 2535
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 264 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

    Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

    If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

    KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 5578
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Mines Excavated: 4339
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Chimeras Created: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 15 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

    Lolcraft – 404 Not Found
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 1176
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7761 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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