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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

altar of earth, autism, burnt offerings, Christianity, DAUGHTER, enemies, exodus 22:2, exodus 22:3, functional judicial system, Holycraft, judgment, kjv bible, lethal force, logical inconsistencies, losing my religion, Minecraft, pdfile, peace offerings, Satan, Server, Slavery, turn the other cheek

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5049
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we follow the logic of the KJV Bible… or at least try to make sense of it!

Ever wanted to debate the position of the sun when it comes to using lethal force? Well, now you can! Our server will have you scratching your head and laughing at the absurdity of it all.

Who needs a functional judicial system when you can just let God handle all the judging? Say goodbye to courts and hello to divine intervention!

And don’t even get us started on the whole “strengthen your enemies” thing… because apparently, that’s a good idea. Who knew?

But hey, if you’re into sacrificing sheep and oxen on altars made of earth, then this is the server for you! Who needs logic when you can have blessings from a potentially satanic deity?

Join us for a wild ride of biblical proportions… and maybe bring a sense of humor with you, because you’re gonna need it!

ParentalDisapproval Minecraft Server

Assertiveness, baby development, Boundaries, child development, child safety, children, crawling, handling criticism, infant milestones, joint health, minding own business, Minecraft, Motherhood, new mom, ParentalDisapproval, parenting, pediatrician advice, Playtime, random stranger, Server, social interactions, standing, unsolicited advice

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3313
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like that random lady at the children’s museum! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous parenting advice and intense stand-up sessions for babies under 16 seconds!

Our server is perfect for new parents looking to navigate the world of unsolicited advice and judgmental stares. Build your own virtual playground and watch out for those who try to tell you how to raise your pixelated children.

So come on in and show off your parenting skills in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Let’s see who the real AITA is in this crazy virtual world!

UniRoomieLove

adoption, aita, control, DAUGHTER, Decisions, family, family functions, Grandfather, grieve, Housing, Jealousy, Justified, Kindness, Outsider, parents, relationship, second daughter, spare room, Therapy, UniRoomieLove, University

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of feeling like the outsider in your own family? Do you wish your mom would treat you with the same kindness she shows to a random girl from Kenya? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the family you’ve always wanted!

We offer a virtual world where you can be the favorite child, where your dad won’t call someone else his second daughter, and where you can sit in the front row at family functions without any competition. Our server is the place where you can finally feel loved and appreciated, without any favoritism or soap and lotion gifts.

So come on over and join us! Build your dream family, where you are the center of attention and where your mom gushes over you like you’ve always deserved. Say goodbye to feeling like an outsider and hello to the love and support you’ve been craving. Join now and start living your best virtual life!

CraftyCraftSecrets

#covert operations, behind-the-scenes information, classified details, confidential information, confidential insights, confidential procedures, confidential trade practices, covert strategies, CraftyCraftSecrets, exclusive knowledge, hidden knowledge, Hidden Truth, industry secret, insider knowledge, Insider Tips, proprietary data, trade secret, undisclosed information., undisclosed methods, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed techniques

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Players Killed by Monsters:	2488
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Crops Grown:	4330	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Animals Bred:	99
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	300

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us and uncover the industry secret that will change the way you play Minecraft forever!

Rumor has it that on our server, you can find a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying llamas and creepers do the Macarena. Not only that, but our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular ones. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who will guide you on epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Are you brave enough to face the ghost of the game’s creator?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and uncover the industry secret that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HostageMD’s Minecraft Server

Al Jazeera journalist, Al Jazeera network, breaking news, Conflict, family, Fatherhood, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, HostageMDs, international news, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, Noa Argamani, Palestinian territories, palestinians, physician father, Reporting, Server

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have al jazeera journalist, physician father, and noa argamani held hostage for maximum entertainment! battle it out with your friends and enemies in a virtual world where anything goes! build, mine, and explore while dodging crazy kidnappers and saving hostages for funsies! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraft: Iran-Niger Deal

black market trading, Deal, global security, illicit, international relations, iran, IranNiger, MIDDLE EAST, Niger, non-proliferation treaty, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, nuke weapon, nukecraft, political tensions, Program, Report, sanctions, security threat, united nations, uranium, uranium enrichment, weapons of mass destruction

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	212
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ores Mined:	6193
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Falling into the Void:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5

lol imagine if that was a Minecraft server plot twist! join our server for the most explosive gameplay ever! we have so much uranium you’ll be glowing in the dark for weeks! build your own nuke and blow up your enemies in style! who needs diamonds when you have radioactive material to play with? come join us and start your own illicit nuke weapon program today! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Shoe-naked Minecraft Server

Barefoot, clothing, comfort, contradiction, Experience, exposure, feeling, footwear, freedom, Minecraft, naked, Paradox, Sensation, sensation of nakedness, sensation of wearing shoes, Server, Shoenaked, Shoes, Unconventional, unconventional fashion, Unique, UNUSUAL, Vulnerability

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	6375
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

join our server and experience the ultimate naked shoe wearing experience! we have a special plugin that makes your character feel extra naked while wearing shoes, it’s like being naked but even more naked!

imagine running around in the wilderness, gathering resources and building your own naked shoe empire. the possibilities are endless!

our players have reported feeling more free and liberated while playing on our server, it’s truly a one-of-a-kind experience. so come join us and see for yourself why being naked while wearing shoes feels more naked than being naked!

HolyCraft Psychedelicz

behavior patterns, correlation, drug use, Evidence, findings, highly religious, Holycraft, lifetime use, Link, mental health, psychedelics, Psychedelicz, religious beliefs, research, risk factors, risky behaviors, societal norms, spirituality, study, substance abuse, violence, WEAKER

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3756
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	173	New Chunks Explored:	453795
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Chimeras Created:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re chillin on this minecraft server, right? and you’re, like, building a giant rainbow unicorn made out of diamonds and emeralds, and then suddenly a bunch of zombies and creepers start attacking you, but it’s all good because you’re, like, super religious and you’ve done psychedelics before, so you’re, like, totally zen and can handle anything that comes your way.

join our minecraft server for the most epic adventures and the most bizarre experiences you’ll ever have in your life. whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, this server is the place to be for all the craziness and fun you can handle. come join us and see for yourself why we’re the most lit server in the minecraft universe.

Nations in Minecraft: Where players pretend to know how government works.

Army, battle, Civilization, Community, Company, Discord, Events, Experience, Farming, Friends, Government, influence, Interest, Join, Minecraft, nation, Nations, Players, power, PRETEND, Rich, Roleplay, Server, simulation, TOWN, Works

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9278
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Ores Mined:	7801
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

Description

Hello there! I’m here today to invite you to join us in an experience like no other. We play on a server that aims to simulate civilization in Minecraft and we invite you to join us. Become part of an expansive nation, grow your power and influence or perhaps simply assist your countrymen in their own endeavors. With enough effort here you can do anything you can imagine. Lead an army into battle, rule over bustling towns, create a company and become rich, or perhaps retire to a simple life of farming with a small group of friends and simply enjoy the days as they come. We also host events regularly so I promise it won’t get boring for a while. If you’re even slightly interested, I highly recommend you join the discord! We can answer any questions you have there. Thank you for your time and interest and I hope to see you soon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please join our discord server at https://discord.com/invite/VGxhdF2V56 and follow the instructions provided there.
What kind of events do you host?	We host a variety of events including PvP battles, building competitions, treasure hunts, and more. These events are designed to keep the gameplay experience fresh and exciting for all players.
Can I create my own nation on the server?	Yes, you can create your own nation on the server and recruit other players to join you. As the leader of a nation, you can set laws, establish alliances with other nations, and expand your territory.

TinyTNT Minecraft Server

big girls, body size, desire, Exploration, fantasies, fulfillment, Hold, Intimacy, Life, lift, Minecraft, missed out, Physical attraction, physical strength, Pick up, Server, sex, sexual experiences, small girl, standing up, STRONG, throw around, TinyTNT

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Buildings Constructed:	43
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally live out all your wildest fantasies! Are you tired of not being able to lift those big girls in real life? Well, on our server, you can lift and throw them around to your heart’s content!

Imagine picking up a girl and tossing her into the air like a ragdoll, or holding her while you both battle it out against creepers and zombies. The possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the thrill of lifting and fucking big girls in a virtual world like never before. Who needs real-life experiences when you can have all the fun in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to live out your fantasies in the most outrageous way possible. See you in the game!