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ChudCraft Minecraft Server

anger, AUTHORITY, Campaign, Candidate, ChudCraft, chuds, consequences, control, Decision making, Democracy, election, Government, leadership, leadership qualities, Minecraft, next president, policy, Politics, power, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, society, Voting

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because on our server, your next president is a chud who you better not anger! Why, you ask? Because he’s a Minecraft pro who will ban you faster than you can say “creeper.” But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun…we think. Join our server for a wild ride of crazy antics, epic battles, and a chance to see just how far you can push your luck with our chud president. Who knows, you might even become his right-hand player! So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world where the president rules with an iron fist…or should we say, diamond pickaxe?

CreeperCustody Minecraft Server

50/50 custody, Alberta, Canada, co parenting, CreeperCustody, custody, Decision making, Father, flexibility, Girlfriend, impact on kids, income difference, Kids, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, Oregon, partner, Schedule, security guard, Server, shared custody, stipend, travel

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9883
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mines Excavated:	4609

Are you tired of boring custody battles and mundane parenting schedules? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of drama and adventure!

Imagine a world where your ex’s new girlfriend lives in Canada and he’s jet-setting off every other month, leaving you to pick up the parenting slack. Will you stand your ground and refuse to adjust the custody calendar, or will you cave under the pressure of 50-50 custody?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of virtual custody battles and outrageous demands as you navigate the complexities of co-parenting in a digital world. Will you be the ultimate co-parenting champion, or will you crumble under the weight of responsibility?

Join now for a chance to win exclusive in-game prizes and bragging rights as the most outrageous co-parent in the Minecraft universe! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today!

Dad’sAP-FreeZone

coping with betrayal, DadsAPFreeZone, emotional boundaries, Emotional healing, family conflict, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family trauma, father daughter relationship, father’s absence, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, forgiveness, loyalty to mother, parental abandonment, reconciliation, sibling relationships, step-grandparent, stepfamily, stepmother

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9538
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and family drama that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Imagine a world where your dad leaves you for his secret family, only to come back years later expecting everything to be hunky-dory. Will you reconcile with him like your sister, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

But wait, there’s more! Witness epic battles between siblings over father’s day dinners and heated debates over who gets to call the AP “nana”. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker in this family feud?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of loyalty, forgiveness, and building relationships brick by brick. Who needs diamonds when you have family drama to mine through? Let’s craft some memories together!

SafeHavenMC Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., defense capabilities, diplomatic immunity, geopolitical analysis, global conflict, international relations, military strength, national security, neutral territory, nuclear warfare, Peacekeeping, political stability, Refugee Crisis, safe haven, SafeHavenMC, safest country, Safety, Server, strategic location, war preparedness, World War III

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1211
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Votes:	3502	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will prepare you for the apocalypse? Look no further than our server! We have built a replica of every country in the world so you can choose the safest one in case World War III breaks out. Want to hide out in a cozy cottage in Switzerland or bunker down in a castle in Germany? The choice is yours! Join now and start strategizing for the end of the world – because who needs real life safety when you have Minecraft?

Minecrafter’s Paradise

coping, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness assistance, loneliness counseling, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness relief, loneliness remedies, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness tips, mental health, Mental well-being, Minecrafters, Paradise, self-care, Social Connections, support system

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Farms Harvested:	806

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, with only the sound of zombies and creepers to keep you company? Well, fear not my friend, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to face loneliness again, because our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a hand or a diamond pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can communicate with the mighty beast and convince it to do your bidding. Need a ride to the nearest village? Just ask the Ender Dragon to give you a lift! Want to impress your friends with a fireworks display? The Ender Dragon’s got you covered!

So why waste your time mining in solitude when you could be partying with the Ender Dragon and making new friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

BrickBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, border, BrickBlock, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, escalation, Hagari, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, Politics, provocation, SECURITY, Server, Tension, threat

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Where the zombies break out into dance parties instead of trying to eat your brains. And where the diamonds are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft rapper.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Hagari, a mystical being who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, but with way cooler spells. And get this, he’s currently in a heated debate with Israel about who has the best falafel recipe. It’s a showdown for the ages, folks.

So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance battle between a creeper and a skeleton? Only on our server, baby!

Hacktopia300MC

#cyberattacks, cyber defense, cyber espionage, cyber threats, cyber warfare, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, digital threats, Espionage, hackers, HACKING, Hacktopia300MC, Information Security, iran, malicious activities, Microsoft users, online security, state-sponsored attacks, Technology, threat intelligence

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2293
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Dimension Hops:	5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Farms Harvested:	586
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

hey u, yes u! wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe? well u should cuz we got hackers from iran who are like top tier and they do like 300 million cyberattacks on microsoft users every day! imagine the chaos and excitement of playing on a server run by these mad geniuses. u never know what crazy shenanigans they’ll pull next. join now for a wild ride of hacking, building, and pure chaos!

BirdsDontYellCraft

#birdwatching, Animals, avian, bird behavior, bird calls, bird communication, Bird noises, bird songs, bird sounds, bird species, Birds, BirdsDontYellCraft, birdwatchers, Calm, chirping, Nature, ornithology, Peaceful, Serenity, Tranquility, wildlife

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	8732
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Votes:	214	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	170	Enchantments Applied:	152
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

YO, YOU GOTTA JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SERVER, BRO. LIKE, FOR REAL.

SO, GET THIS, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. DIAMONDS.

AND THERE’S A RUMOR THAT IF YOU BUILD A HOUSE OUT OF PUMPKINS, YOU’LL GAIN SUPERPOWERS. LIKE, YOU’LL BE ABLE TO FLY AND SHOOT FIREBALLS FROM YOUR EYES.

ALSO, EVERY FULL MOON, A HERD OF LLAMAS DESCENDS FROM THE SKY AND GIVES OUT FREE DIAMOND ARMOR.

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT THERE’S A HIDDEN PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU TO A DIMENSION MADE ENTIRELY OF CHEESE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING.

SO YEAH, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE ALL THIS WACKINESS AND MORE, JOIN THIS SERVER, BRO. IT’S LIT.

OVClub: Where even the semi-vanilla players can’t resist causing semi-anarchy, now with sponge economy and a shopping mall! 1.20.6

1.20.6, Bases, causing, Champions, Community interaction, Competitions, Currency, Custom Plugins, Economy, Events, Faction, History, Limits, Mall, map art, OVClub, Players, Resist, Semi Vanilla, Semianarchy, Semivanilla, server updates, shopping, Sponge, Teams, top rankings, vanilla exploits, world border

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	901
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Villages Defended:	19

OVClub Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.ovclub.gg
Server Version	1.20.6
Discord	https://discord.gg/X7AyXyk2fu

Welcome to OVClub, a Minecraft server with a 3+ year old world that has never been reset. The server features custom plugins and encourages community feedback for improvements.

Features:

Sponge Economy: Earn sponges as the server’s currency.
Shopping Mall: Rent and customize a shop to sell items.
Crews: Form teams and compete to reach The High Table.
The High Table: Top crews can vote for server-wide changes.
Server Events: Monthly competitions and major events.
No Limits: Explore the old map with no world border and allowed exploits.

Join today using the IP (play.ovclub.gg) and join the discord for updates and community interaction.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How do I earn sponges?	You can earn sponges from killing mobs, mining ores, voting, and participating in server events.
Can I create a custom shop in the Shopping Mall?	Yes, you can rent and customize a shop to sell your items to other players.
How can I join or create a crew?	You can create or join a crew in-game and work with others to climb the rankings.
What are the benefits of reaching The High Table?	Top crews can vote for server-wide game changes and have special privileges.
Are there any server events I can participate in?	Yes, the server hosts monthly build competitions, map art contests, and major events like The Champions Tour.
Are there any restrictions on exploring the map?	No, there are no world borders and all vanilla exploits are allowed for exploration.

Minecraft server: ShinMegaCraft

Atlus, autists, delisted, Digital Devil Saga, Fusion Tools, Launch Trailer, Megaten Fusion, Minecraft, Previous thread, PV03, Server, Shin Megami Tensei, ShinMegaCraft, SMT V, smtg, Soundtracks, streaming platforms, Thread, Tracklist, Trophy List, twitter, Vengeance OST, 真・女神転生

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Towns Built:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchantments Applied:	198
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimension Hops:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join! We’ve got more trophies than you can shake a diamond sword at, just check out our SMT V Vengeance Trophy List – it’s longer than a creeper’s fuse!

But wait, there’s more! Our launch trailer is so epic, even Notch himself shed a tear of joy. And if you’re into fusion like a true autist, we’ve got Megaten Fusion Tools that will have you crafting like a pro in no time.

And get this, our server is so exclusive, even Vanilla SMT5 got delisted just to make room for us. Plus, rumor has it that the Digital Devil Saga soundtracks will be available soon – talk about music to mine to!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, it’s more addictive than trying to find diamonds at bedrock level!