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BoomCraft: Global Explosions

#youtube, artillery, BOOMCRAFT, Cannons, Countries, Defense, discussion, explosions, firepower, Fun, Global, History, hobby, International, Military, Shooting, Technology, Thread, US, Video, WARFARE, Watching, weapons

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7106
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchantments Applied:	97	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Ores Mined:	2361
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Votes:	8389	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Welcome to our explosive Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner pyromaniac! Ever wondered what it’s like to have cannons like in the US? Well, look no further because on our server, we have GIANT CANNONS that shoot out fireworks and diamonds!

Join us for some explosive fun as you watch these cannons light up the sky with a dazzling display of colors and sparkles. Trust us, it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground fireworks factory where you can craft your own explosive creations. Who knew crafting could be so explosive?

So come join us on our explosive Minecraft server and experience the thrill of watching cannons in action. Just be sure to bring your safety goggles and earplugs – things are about to get LOUD!

CraftyPants Minecraft Madness

action, Adventure, Challenging, classic, CraftyPants, demon hunting, Demon Slayer, demon world, devil may cry, DMC2, Fast-paced, Gaming, Hack and Slash, madness, Minecraft, Play, PlayStation, ps2, Pst, Sequel, stylish combat, super fun, video games

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4745
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft dreams come true. Want a castle made of rainbow blocks? They can make it happen!

2. We have a secret underground dance party room where players can show off their best moves and earn special rewards. Just make sure you know the secret password to get in!

3. Our server is home to the rarest diamond chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. The owner of the server is rumored to be a time traveler who can warp players to different dimensions within the game. Want to explore a world made entirely of cheese? He can take you there!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure and see where the madness takes you!

Villager Drama

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, the once most heralded RPG of all time! Move over FF6 and Chrono Trigger, because this server is where the real action is at.

Join us now and experience a world so epic, it’s been completely forgotten by everyone else. That’s right, we’re so underground, we don’t even have threads from people asking for remakes.

But don’t let that deter you, because on this server, you’ll embark on quests more thrilling than any other RPG out there. Build castles taller than the Eiffel Tower, mine for diamonds deeper than the Mariana Trench, and battle creepers fiercer than a mama bear protecting her cubs.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of something so legendary, it’s practically nonexistent in the gaming world. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty LOLz: Where the jokes craft themselves

#youtube, comedy, Craft, Crafty, digital age, Entertainment, funny, humor, internet culture, jokes, lolz, Meme culture, memes, objective reality, observational humor, Popular, relatable, satire, social commentary, social media, trending, Video, viral content

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	40	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where memes are not just a way of life, they are the ULTIMATE TRUTH of our existence! Join us and experience the ENLIGHTENMENT of realizing that memes are the key to unlocking the mysteries of the universe.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a brave adventurer stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a dancing meme lord who bestowed upon them the power of infinite LOLZ. From that day on, they roamed the lands spreading joy and laughter wherever they went, all thanks to the MAGICAL memes of our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANK meme vault, where only the most daring players can enter and claim the rarest and most valuable memes in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to unlock the secrets of the vault and become a meme master?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of laughter, adventure, and of course, MEMES! Trust us, your Minecraft experience will never be the same again.

LazyCraft: Where self-improvement is so last season

body positivity, compliments, Confidence, done, empowerment, exhausted, FITNESS, growth, health, LazyCraft, motivation, physique, progress, Season, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, selfimprovement, strength, tired, wellness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2640
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Divine Spears Created:	25
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	188
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Zombie Dances:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where self-improvement is so last season! Why bother working on yourself when you can join us and receive compliments from dudes for your strength and physique? Our server is filled with buff avatars who will cheer you on as you mine, build, and battle your way to glory. Say goodbye to self-improvement and hello to compliments from dudes on our server!

CraftyMangaFantasy

Adventure, better, Characters, CraftyMangaFantasy, Creatures, FANTASY, Favorite, genre, list, Magic, Manga, name.., Plot, Popular, Ranking, Read, Recommendation, series, storytelling, Top, world-building

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9700
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate fantasy land for all you blocky adventurers out there!

Join us on an epic quest to defeat the Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot on a stick and a parrot on your shoulder. Trust us, it’s totally possible (we think)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock like it’s butter. Just be careful not to accidentally mine yourself into the void!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, take a trip to the Nether where you can challenge the Ghast King to a game of musical minecarts. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t find a better fantasy manga than this!

Crafting Confessions: Birth Control Edition

Birth, birth control, Catholic, catholic church, Catholic teachings, catholicism, Confessions, Contraception, contraception debate, control, controversial, Crafting, Edition, Ethics, Family Planning, Girls, morality, Religion, religious beliefs, reproductive rights, sexual education, sexual health, social norms, taboo, Women’s Health

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7509
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	18

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the Catholic girls are on birth control because they’re too busy building massive CASTLES and REDSTONE contraptions to worry about having babies! Join us for a wild ride filled with CREEPERS who are actually just misunderstood and looking for hugs, DIAMONDS raining from the sky, and ENDER DRAGONS who moonlight as DJs spinning sick beats in the Nether realm. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this INSANE adventure – join our server today!

ChinAmericaCraft: Where East meets West in blocky bliss!

America, Bliss, blocky, China, ChinAmericaCraft, chinese culture, Chinese superpower, Chinese-American relations, Cultural differences, discrimination, east, global power shift, Hate Speech, international relations, meets, nationalism, offensive language, racial tensions, racism, Social Issues, Stereotypes, superiority complex, US-China relations, West, Xenophobia

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7978
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Void Gems Collected:	38	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more powerful than our Redstone contraptions is our Chinese superpower! Join us and witness the rise of China as we dominate the virtual world and beyond.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the best fortune cookies in all of Minecraft. Each one comes with a special message that will guide you on your journey to greatness.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Great Wall of Minecraft, a massive structure that will protect you from any griefers or trolls who dare to challenge our might.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Embrace the power of the Chinese cock and join us on our quest for world domination. Just remember, when you play on our server, you’re not just playing with blocks – you’re playing with destiny.

Voidy McVoidface: The Singing Server

chilling vibes, comfort, comfortable seating, comfy chair, cozy furniture, eerie atmosphere, Furniture, ghostly whispers, haunted chair, Home decor, interior design, Kel’s chair, McVoidface, mysterious voices, Relaxation, Server, Silence, singing, solitude, supernatural presence, VOICES, voices of the void, Void, Voidy

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7561
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the chairs are so comfy, they make Kel’s chair look like a rock! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE adventures and INSANE challenges. Rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So why wait? Join now and experience the LEGENDARY comfort of our chairs while conquering the Minecraft world!

CraftyBag – Where Blue Archives and General Shenanigans Collide #5183

4koma, 5th Anniversary Livestream, archives, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Blue, blue archive, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, collide, CraftyBag, Events, Friends, general, General Student Council, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, hinata, Holding the Bag, hot spring, Joint Firing Drill, Kaiten, Kazusa, Koyuki, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Megu, Nagisa, Natsu, News, Nodoka, patch notes, PVs, Reisa, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Shenanigans, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Toki, UI

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8065
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	165	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unlimited fun and craziness.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where pigs fly and creepers dance the Macarena. It’s a place where you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Grand Assault: Gregorius, an indoors torment with heavy armor that will test your skills like never before. And don’t even get me started on the Joint Firing Drill (Defense) – it’s a battle of epic proportions that will leave you breathless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even discover the secret of the flying pigs!