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| Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 4242 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 11 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
