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ProstateCraft Minecraft Server

ejaculation, male anatomy, male orgasm, male reproductive system, male sexuality, Minecraft, Prostate, prostate care, prostate fluid, prostate function, prostate gland, prostate health, prostate health tips, prostate massage, prostate milking, prostate stimulation, ProstateCraft, reproductive health, Server, sexual health, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual wellness

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1379
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4184
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)!

Join us and discover the secret to unlimited “cooming” in Minecraft – some say it’s all thanks to the magical vibrations of the prostate while mining for diamonds! But shh, that’s our little server secret.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary “Coombuster” sword, rumored to have the power to make your enemies “coom” in fear. Or team up with fellow players to build a giant statue of a giant cooming creeper – because why not?

So come on over and join the fun – who knew Minecraft could be so… stimulating?

BabyDaddyDrama Minecraft Server

baby’s father, BabyDaddyDrama, Beers, Bonding, child, Cruel, DAUGHTER, ex, Friend, Girlfriend, Grief, husband, lashing out, Memories, Minecraft, Mother, papa, photos, Server, Toddler, tragic accident, video games

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3139
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Farms Harvested:	799
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and blocky fun. Need a break from reality? Our server is the perfect place to let loose and build your dream world.

Plus, we have a unique feature where if you find a diamond in the game, it grants you three wishes in real life! Just kidding, but wouldn’t that be cool?

So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost ex trying to claim your Minecraft baby as his own! Just kidding again, but seriously, join us for a good time!

KidCareKarmaGoneWrong

aita, anxiety, Babysitting, Boundaries, brother-in-law, burden, Communication, Conflict Resolution, family dynamics, Guilt, KidCareKarmaGoneWrong, kindergarten, mental health, multigenerational household, Niece, parenting, ptsd, sister, summer break, unpaid babysitter, work-life balance

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1097
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Buildings Constructed:	17
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Secret Passages Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your dysfunctional family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with pixelated fun and crazy shenanigans.

Are you tired of being treated like an unpaid babysitter in real life? Well, on our server, you can be the master of your own destiny! No more unexpected childcare duties, just pure gaming bliss.

Escape the chaos of your multigenerational household and dive into a world where you can build, explore, and battle mobs to your heart’s content. Say goodbye to the drama and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server!

So come on, join us and leave your real-life troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky paradise waiting for you? Let’s craft away the stress and have a blast together. See you in the game!

BoomerCraft2021

Age spots, aging, BoomerCraft2021, Experience, FATIGUE, getting older, grandchildren, gray hair, health issues, joint pain, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Nostalgia, Retirement, senior citizen, signs of aging, slower metabolism, wisdom, wrinkles

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4996	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Love Letters Sent:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

When you start reminiscing about the good old days of Minecraft, back when you had to mine for diamonds uphill both ways in the snow! But fear not, because on our server, you can relive those glory days and more! Join us for epic battles against pixelated dragons, build towering castles that would make even King Arthur jealous, and participate in our weekly llama rodeo competition. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the chance to become the ultimate blocky warrior and show those young whippersnappers how it’s done!

TechNoob vs GooglePro

Computer skills, digital literacy, digital skills, GOOGLE, GooglePro, information retrieval, internet, internet skills, IT skills, non-tech, online research, problem solving, problem-solving skills, search, self-sufficiency, Tech, tech literacy, tech support, tech-savvy, Technology, TechNoob, Troubleshooting

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6576
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

so, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, dis server is like no other, it’s like a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows, but instead of unicorns, we have creepers and instead of rainbows, we have lava falls.

u know why u should join dis server? cuz we have a secret hidden treasure buried deep within the virtual world. legend says that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

also, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on griefers. so if u ever try to mess with our server, be prepared to face the wrath of Fluffy the dragon.

oh, and did i mention that we have a disco party every friday night at the spawn point? bring ur best dance moves and get ready to boogie with skeletons and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

PawsitiveWitnessCraft

animal-assisted therapy, anxiety relief, Caregivers, child advocacy, children’s court, court proceedings, dog therapy, Emotional support, high-stress environment, holistic healing, memory function, Mental well-being, PawsitiveWitnessCraft, physical well-being, speech enhancement, stress reduction, support services, therapy animals, Trauma recovery, Victims, young witnesses

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, the bomb dot com, I swear! like, this server is so lit, it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress and anxiety, bro! Like, imagine playing Minecraft and feeling all zen and chill, thanks to the power of virtual doggos. Woof woof, am I right?

Not only that, but this server will make you talk like a pro and remember stuff like a boss. Your memory will be so on point, you’ll never forget where you left your diamond pickaxe again. Plus, your physical and mental health will be off the charts, thanks to all the epic adventures and builds you’ll be doing.

So, like, why wouldn’t you join this server? It’s like a magical place where stress melts away, memories are made, and doggos rule the land. Come join us and experience the Minecraft journey of a lifetime. Woof woof, baby!

SilentMC

LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Role-playing Adventure Survival Sandbox Creative Minigames Building Exploration Mods Redstone Farming Monsters Villagers Enchanting Crafting Combat Exploration, PvP, Towny

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1812
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Introducing To You – SilentMC Why Do we Play in it ? – It Offers you : 1. It is a Themed LifeSteal Server. 2. It offers you a lag free gameplay. 3. It has games other than lifesteal too , i.e , PvP, etc.

Want To Know More ? – Join Our Official Discord Server.

SilentMC.uk.to:22308

MineColonies

Agricultural empires, alliances, Company, culture, Earth, earth replica, Economy, Entrepreneurship, Factions, Immersive Engineering, Legacy, Machinery production, Minecolonies, Minecraft, mining operations, Nations, PvP, Raiding, Resources, Roleplay, Settlements, Strengths, Supremacy, Towns, Towny, Wars

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9575	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	72	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Farms Harvested:	626
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1514
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Potions Brewed:	78

Embark on a journey through time and space as you traverse a meticulously crafted replica of Earth within Minecraft. From sprawling cities to serene countryside, every corner of this virtual planet awaits your exploration and conquest.

Forge alliances and wage wars as you vie for dominance in this new world. Form nations and towns, each with its unique culture, resources, and strengths. Collaborate with fellow players to build thriving settlements, or compete against them to assert your supremacy.

With the ability to create your own nation, you become the architect of your destiny, forging alliances, waging wars, and building a legacy that will echo through the ages. Utilizing mods like Immersive Engineering, players can transcend the boundaries of mere survival and delve into the realm of entrepreneurship. Found your own company within the nation you belong to or have created, leveraging the vast resources and ingenuity at your disposal to establish thriving enterprises. Whether it’s mining operations, advanced machinery production, or agricultural empires, the possibilities are limited only by your imagination.

minecolonies.net

Masked Kingdom! Fishing and Farming RPG

auraskills, Farming, Fishing, Fishingeconomy, Fishingplus, Freeranks, Friendly, Masked Kingdom, Minecraft, Moblevel, new, Plugins, Pyrofarming, PyroFishingPro, RPG, Skills, Small, Survival

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Love Letters Sent:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Fresh new survival RPG like style

Plugins to learn:

Pyrofishingpro – type /fish menuPyrofarming’ – type /farm menuAuraSkills – type /skills

join.maskedcity.xyz

Turnabout Vanilla SMP: Where we try to be like Hermitcraft, but it usually ends in chaos

building, Chaos, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, end event, ends, Fun, hermitcraft, Mods, Protection, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, smp, Turnabout, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Crops Grown:	6186	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	4591
Mines Excavated:	4583	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Focus	Building a community and having fun
Features	Whitelisted server, protection against griefing and stealing, end event completed, shopping district for economy, building and redstone focused
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, Turnabout is a whitelisted server to ensure safety and security for all players.
Are there protections against griefing and stealing?	Yes, the server has measures in place to prevent griefing and stealing, allowing players to enjoy their builds and items without worry.
What is the focus of the server?	Turnabout is a building and redstone focused server, where players can unleash their creativity and showcase their skills in construction.
What events or activities are available on the server?	The server recently had an end event, opening up the end for players to explore. A shopping district is also being set up for players to engage in the economy.
How can I join the community?	Interested players can join the Discord server for more information and to connect with other members: https://discord.gg/9ebEWecC