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| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 7712 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3953 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!
we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.
if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!
