New Minecraft Servers 2025

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embr funny gameplay Minecraft Servers

  • NoFamCash4U

    NoFamCash4U
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 1722
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 11 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Zombie Dances: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 20 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the family ATM? Constantly being bombarded with sob stories and requests for money from your broke relatives? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all that drama!

    Join our server and leave all your financial woes behind as you embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures with your fellow players. No more guilt trips or endless calls asking for handouts – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft!

    Forget about allergy shots for your cousin’s son or child support for your irresponsible sibling – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is how to survive the night and defeat the Ender Dragon. So come on, join us and leave all that family drama in the dust – because in the world of Minecraft, the only currency that matters is diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockWarsSA

    BlockWarsSA
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5803
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground bunker where we store all da artillery shells dat South Africa is tryna block from goin to Poland. we gotta keep em safe from bein transferred to Ukraine cuz who knows what they gonna do with em. join now and help us protect da world from a potential war breakout. plus we got free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? #ProtectTheShells #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Hardcore Chaos: No mercy, just chaos and mayhem! Say goodbye to your items forever!

    Hardcore Chaos: No mercy, just chaos and mayhem! Say goodbye to your items forever!
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    Players: 100/600 Votes: 4834
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Towns Built: 9
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address hardcoreanarchy.gay
    Bedrock Port 24565

    Long-Running Vanilla Hardcore Deathban Minecraft Server, featuring excellent hardware and a friendly community. Most hacks do not work on the server, but you can try.

    Check out the website https://hardcoreanarchy.gay to see recent deaths, leaderboards, and player statistics.

    • Nether Roof Enabled
    • Default World Border
    • Player Heads
    • Graves
    • Discord integration
    • No Admins
    • No Rules
    • No P2W
    • Fun cosmetic voting rewards

    Join today and make your mark!

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are hacks allowed on the server? While most hacks do not work, players can still attempt to use them at their own risk.
    Are there any rules on the server? No, the server is an anarchy server with no rules.
    Is there any pay-to-win aspect on the server? No, there is no pay-to-win feature on the server.
    Are there any special rewards for voting? Yes, players receive fun cosmetic rewards for voting.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EvergreenCraft Minecraft Server

    EvergreenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/200 Votes: 6046
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 12
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground spaghetti dungeon where you can feast on unlimited pasta while battling creepers and zombies. Who needs swords when you have meatballs?

    2. Our server is run by a group of eccentric virtual YouTubers who will guide you through the world of Minecraft with their unique brand of humor. Get ready for some wacky adventures and unexpected twists!

    3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal in the Nether that leads to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. Only the bravest players dare to explore this strange realm.

    4. We host weekly meme contests where players can submit their funniest Minecraft-related memes for a chance to win rare in-game items. Get creative and show off your meme-making skills!

    5. Our server is protected by a magical barrier that repels griefers and trolls. Try as they might, no one can disrupt the peace and harmony of our quirky Minecraft community.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and crazy Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and embrace the chaos!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Minecraft SMP – VoreCraft: Feast or Famine

    Minecraft SMP – VoreCraft: Feast or Famine
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 568
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1006 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Enchantments Applied: 154 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take vore to a whole new level with our vorewife edition! Join us for some outrageous vore adventures and find your ideal vorewife/husband in the process.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground vore dungeon where you can roleplay as a giant monster devouring unsuspecting players. It’s like a twisted game of hide and seek, but with a lot more saliva.

    But that’s not all! We also have a vorewife/husband matchmaking service where you can fill out a questionnaire to find your perfect vore partner. Want someone who can swallow you whole in one gulp? We’ve got you covered.

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience vore like never before. Just be careful not to get too attached to your vorewife/husband, they might just eat you for dinner.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JuicyCraft Minecraft Server

    JuicyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7352
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 19 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Buildings Constructed: 13 Elemental Crystals Collected: 85
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of juice boxes!

    Are you tired of roommates stealing your precious juice boxes, putting your life at risk? Look no further, join our server where juice box theft is strictly prohibited!

    Imagine a world where your juice boxes are safe and sound, where you can build your dream house without worrying about someone chugging all your apple juice.

    Our server is a sanctuary for all diabetics and juice box enthusiasts, where you can thrive without the fear of running out of your life-saving beverage.

    Don’t let a juice box thief ruin your Minecraft experience, join us now and build a world where your juice boxes are always protected. Remember, on our server, juice boxes are more valuable than diamonds!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!

    BrunchCraft: No MIL, No Problem!
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 5889
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16 Epic Quests Completed: 8
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 3190
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Zombie Dances: 2 Potions Brewed: 200

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with pushy in-laws trying to force their meat-eating ways on you during your wedding festivities? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no omelette bars with sides of sausage here, just pure vegetarian goodness for all!

    Join us for a wedding brunch like no other, where the only thing on the menu is delicious veggie delights. Say goodbye to grumbling family members and hello to pasta, bruschetta, and grilled peaches galore. Who needs “more protein” when you have a spread of mouth-watering vegetarian options at your fingertips?

    So cancel that brunch with the carnivorous in-laws and come join us for a wedding celebration that respects your ethical dietary choices. Trust us, your future MIL will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it yet)!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DateRuiner Minecraft SMP

    DateRuiner Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 9828
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Magical Moments Shared: 29
    Magic Items Found: 8527 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 45
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchantments Applied: 122

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

    Picture this: you’re on a date with your Minecraft crush, everything is going perfectly until a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up your romantic picnic. Talk about a mood killer! But fear not, because on our server, every date is a rollercoaster of excitement and chaos. Who needs candlelit dinners when you can have epic battles with mobs and prank wars with your friends?

    So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you laughing and entertained for hours on end, join us now! Who knows, you might even find love in the midst of all the madness. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBonerz

    BlockyBonerz
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 7705
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Buildings Constructed: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Or how about battling creepers in a giant arena filled with lava and slippery ice blocks?

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground club where players can trade rare items for enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even take on our resident dragon in a game of chess for a chance to win a real-life llama as a prize.

    So come on and join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might just discover a new turn-on that you never knew you had.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WarCraftSupplyCo

    WarCraftSupplyCo
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8907
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Votes: 6109 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally wild, man. we got like, crazy stuff happening all the time. like, did you know we once had a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombies? yeah, it was epic.

    join us and you’ll get to build your own castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold. and get this, we have a secret underground lair where you can battle giant spiders and skeletons with laser beams shooting out of their eyes.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret society of llamas who can talk and give you magical powers? yeah, it’s true. join our server and you’ll be part of the most insane, action-packed adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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