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FoodForThought Minecraft SMP

Consumption, Cooking, cuisine, Culinary, culinary delights, diet, Dining, DISHES, eating habits, Food, food choices, foodforthought, Gastronomy, ingredients, Meal, meal planning, menu, Minecraft, Nourishment, nutrition, recipes, smp, Sustenance

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1615	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Crops Grown:	6039
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all they eat is bread and carrots? Well, look no further because on our server, the players feast on golden apples infused with unicorn tears and enchanted steak cooked by a fire-breathing dragon chef! Join us if you want to experience the most epic food adventures in Minecraft history!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Who knew mobs had such sick dance moves?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the food is fantastical, the parties are legendary, and the treasure hunts are out of this world! Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

BlinkerCraft Minecraft Server

aita, BlinkerCraft, blinkers, city police, Communication, daily routine, Driving, husband, left turn, long shifts, Marriage, Minecraft, protected left turn, reddit, relationship, road safety, Server, texas, traffic laws, traffic signals, traffic violation, work commute

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Are you tired of boring drives to work with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and blinker drama!

Imagine a world where using your blinker in a protected left turn lane is the ultimate challenge. Will you risk the wrath of the city police or play it safe like a responsible driver? The choice is yours on our server!

Embark on epic quests to convince your partner to use their blinker, or face the consequences of Reddit shaming. Will you be the hero who saves South Texas from blinker neglect?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of blinker battles like never before. Who knew driving etiquette could be so exhilarating in the world of Minecraft?

CraftyCreeperCafe

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyCreeperCafe, Cultural differences, Dinner, eat alone, Etiquette, Excuses, friendship, Hosting, housewarming, husband’s best friend, interracial marriage, language barrier, leftovers, overthinking, refusing, seoul, small apartment, social norms, south korea, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5292
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward situations like this? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about unexpected chicken deliveries from your husband’s best friend again. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect your space. Plus, we have virtual chicken farms where you can safely enjoy all the chicken you want without any uncomfortable encounters. So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind!

HellForGriefers Minecraft SMP

controversial opinions, deep-seated beliefs, Eternal Damnation, ethical beliefs, ethical standards, fiery condemnations, fiery opinions, harsh judgments, hellfire and brimstone, HellForGriefers, judgmental statements, Minecraft, moral code, moral compass, moral judgment., moral principles, personal beliefs, personal values, religious beliefs, smp, special place in hell, strong beliefs, strong convictions

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Fill in the blank. What is your personal, “there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t join our Minecraft SMP”?

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the dreaded Chicken King, who will rain down feathers upon anyone who dares to build a square house. Our community is filled with wild characters like the mysterious Enderman Whisperer who communicates solely through interpretive dance and the legendary Sheep Herder who can tame even the wildest of sheep with just a stare.

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the server and establish a llama dictatorship. Will you join forces with the llama rebels or fight against them in epic llama battles? The choice is yours on our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and insanity is just another day in the blocky world.

Blocky Blissville

abundance, Blessings, Blissville, blocky, Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, growth, Happiness, health, joy, love, mindfulness, opportunities, optimism, Peace, positivity, progress, prosperity, relationships, self-care, success

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Animals Bred:	121	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and bland builds? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking sheep named Sir Baa-a-lot who will guide you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Destiny. But beware, because the evil Chicken Overlord is always plotting to steal it for himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature of all: the majestic Llama Unicorn. Ride one of these beauties into battle and strike fear into the hearts of your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have this level of insanity and fun?

LockdownCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, Defense, European military, German, german military, germany, investigation, Lockdown, lockdown incident, lockdown situation, LockdownCraft, Military, military base, military base lockdown, military base sabotage, military base security, Minecraft, sabotage, SECURITY, security breach, Server, suspected sabotage

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Runes Activated:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	38	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Magic Items Found:	6524	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Yo, so like, picture this: a German military base, right? But wait, it’s on LOCKDOWN because some sneaky little saboteur is running around causing chaos! And guess what? YOU can be part of the action on this EPIC Minecraft server! Join now to help uncover the culprit behind the sabotage and save the day! Plus, there’s a secret underground bunker full of treasure waiting to be discovered. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

PolishChopperParty

96, aircraft, Apache helicopters, ARMS, Aviation, buys, Deal, Defense, defense industry, International, Military, military alliance, military equipment, Poland, Poland military, PolishChopperParty, Procurement, Purchase, relations, U.S, U.S. exports

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8176
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

so like, u know how Poland is all chill and stuff, well they decided to go all out and buy 96 Apache helicopters from the U.S. like whaaaat?! now imagine if those helicopters were in Minecraft, flying around and causing chaos. well, that’s basically what our server is like – a crazy, chaotic world where you can ride Apache helicopters and blow stuff up. join us if you’re ready for some insane, helicopter-fueled fun!

FroggyCraft: Where Missionaries become Froggystyle!

adult humor, Bedroom fun, controversy, Creative, doggy style, doggystyle, froggy style, FroggyCraft, Froggystyle, humor, missionaries, missionary, missionary position, playful, Provocative, Renaming, rhyme, sex position, sexual activity, Slang, taboo, wordplay

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Star Shards Collected:	237
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Mines Excavated:	4657	Potions Brewed:	113
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old missions and rules? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where all the villagers are actually secret agents trying to take over the world with their mind control powers. And the only way to stop them is by completing insane challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano or finding a unicorn in a cave full of creepers. Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can battle it out in epic dance-offs to see who has the best moves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! And remember, missionary should be renamed as Froggystyle so it rhymes with Doggystyle. Don’t ask why, just go with it. Let’s get weird, y’all!

PsychoPotCraft

cannabinoid research, Cannabis, cannabis research, Cannabis use, drug use, experimental studies, Marijuana, medicinal cannabis, mental health, mental health disorders, mental health effects, mental illness, psychoactive drugs, PsychoPotCraft, Psychosis, psychosis risk, psychotic symptoms, schizophrenia, substance abuse, Tetrahydrocannabinol, Thc

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8336
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

yo, u gotta join dis lit minecraft server, cuz we got da craziest shizz goin on! like, did u know dat cannabis use can make u see psychotic symptoms? well, on dis server, we got so much weed growin in da virtual fields dat u gonna be seein all kinds of crazy stuff! from creepers smokin joints to skeletons dancin to reggae music, dis server is da trippiest place to be! join now and get ur mind blown, literally!

StarcraftX

Animal Crossing, APEX LEGENDS, call of duty, counter strike, Destiny 2, Diablo, Dota 2, elder scrolls, fortnite, gears of war, Hearthstone, Heroes of the Storm, league of legends, overwatch, PUBG, rainbow six siege, rocket league, Survival Games, the sims, Towny, Vanilla, Warcraft, World of Warcraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	3320
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ores Mined:	9710	New Chunks Explored:	490838

The server description is in process, summary: – survival is really cool, what can we add to make it 100 characters, I don’t even know how many I have xD.

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