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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5235 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 | Crops Grown: | 8655 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 172 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 2 |
On our server, you’ll find more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the time Mark tried to apologize to his son by sending him threatening texts instead. And don’t worry, we’ve got more family drama than a Thanksgiving dinner gone wrong, just like when Mark’s mom kicked him out for being a terrible parent.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Mark’s life choices, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our server?