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CraftyVillage: Where It’s Always Spring and We’re Always Mining

CraftyVillage, favorite games, flowers blooming, fresh start, Gaming, growth, Happiness, joy, Mining, Nature, new beginnings, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, REBIRTH, REJUVENATION, Relaxation, Renewal, Seasonal, Spring, Sunshine, video games, warmer weather

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3309
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Votes:	7859
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like it’s spring all year round? Look no further! Our server is filled with blooming flowers, chirping birds, and sunshine for days. But that’s not all – our server has a secret underground garden filled with rare loot and treasures waiting to be discovered. Join us and experience the joys of spring in Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t want to leaf this server once you join.

JewCraft: Redpilling Normies, One Block at a Time!

awakening, Awareness, BLOCK, Conspiracy, control, critical thinking, Deception, educate, enlightenment, History, influence, INFORMATION, Jewcraft, Jews, knowledge, Manipulation, normies, power, Propaganda, redpill, Redpilling, society, Time, Truth

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3075
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Crops Grown:	6929	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where normies are blissfully unaware of the truth about Jews? Join our Minecraft server and redpill them all with outrageous conspiracy theories and wild stories about the Jewish community! Dive into a world where every block you break uncovers a hidden Jewish plot, and every mob you defeat is secretly controlled by a Jewish mastermind. Join us and together we will uncover the truth behind the Jewish agenda… one block at a time!

Blocky Adventures: Crafting Your Way Through Persona Problems

20th century leaders, Adventures, Anime, Anime profile pictures, Atlus, blocky, Crafting, Führer, Gaming Community, Historical figures, hitler, HoI4, Main problem, Modders, modding community, normal, PC Gaming, Persona, persona 2, Persona series, pissed, Problems, RAGE, Release, solution

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9794
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect blend of chaos and creativity! Join us if you want to see Hitler return in a non-fuhrer way, because apparently that’s the key to making the series normal again. And if Atlus doesn’t release Persona 2 on PC, we’ll make sure to show our outrage in the most hilarious ways possible. Plus, if you’re a Hearts of Iron 4 player who’s sick of seeing anime profile pics everywhere, come join us and show off your 20th-century leader profile pic with pride. Trust us, this server is a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Bobber Buddies: The ‘/r9gay/ Fishing Edition’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8390
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that’s so fresh, it’ll make you question why you ever settled for stale bread in the first place! Join us and experience the joy of eating bread that’s so delicious, it’ll make you do a happy dance in your virtual blocky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bread King, who roams the land on a giant loaf of bread, spreading joy and gluten-free goodness wherever he goes. Rumor has it that if you can find him and offer him a slice of your finest bread, he’ll grant you three wishes – but be careful what you wish for, because the Bread King has a mischievous sense of humor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a carb-filled adventure like no other. Who knew that bread could be so exciting?

RespawnRUs: Where Early Deaths Make for Better Shows!

audience reactions, Character arcs, Character development, deaths, dramatic impact, dramatic moments, Early, early deaths, fan reactions, improved show, ITT characters, missed opportunities, missed potential, plot changes, plot twists, potential storylines, RespawnRUs, shocking deaths, show dynamics, shows, storytelling, TV series, unexpected twists., untapped potential

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8979
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dimension Hops:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	88	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a block of dirt? Well, look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server you’ll ever experience!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing llamas who will guide you through our magical world. Want to build a house out of rainbow-colored diamonds? Go for it! Feel like riding a giant chicken into battle? We’ve got you covered!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature who farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those who can catch him. Rumor has it that one lucky player even got their own personal hot tub filled with lava!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the most absurd, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, sorry, we can’t help you).

LOLcraft: Sassy Sampling Server

Artificial Intelligence, data analysis, data collection, data interpretation, data management, data processing, data science, data visualization, dpm, LolCraft, machine learning, Methods, Preference, research, sampling, Sassy, SD sampling methods, SDE Karras, Server, software, statistical analysis, Technology, update

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any spice? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle! We’ve got players using crazy sampling methods like SD, DPM, and SDE Karras – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong (but in a good way)! And don’t even get me started on our latest update – it’s so mind-blowing that even the creepers are shaking in their pixelated boots. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself – who knows, you might just find a new favorite sampling method that will change your Minecraft game forever!

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: Where we mine for diamonds, not awkward questions about virginity!

age, awkward, bedrock, blocky, bonanza, cultural norms, diamonds, peer pressure, personal choices, questions, relationships, sexual activity, sexual behavior, sexual debut, sexual education, sexual experiences, sexual health, sexual initiation, sexual maturity, sexual norms, sexual practices, social stigma, societal expectations, Taboos, Traditions, VIRGINITY

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3155	Dragon Eggs Found:	2203
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8966
Magic Items Found:	3194	Dragon Scales Harvested:	419
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being the only virgin in your village? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, everyone loses their virtual virginity at the ripe old age of 10! That’s right, no more awkward conversations with your friends about why you’re still a Minecraft virgin. Join us and let loose your blocky inhibitions in a world where everyone is getting lucky!

Crafting Catastrophe: A Minecraft Server for Fallout Fanatics

bethesda, catastrophe, Community, controversy, Crafting, discussion, Fallout, fanatics, fanbase, Forums, Gaming, Minecraft, Mutants, Nuclear, online discussion, Popular, post-apocalyptic, Repetitive, RPG, Server, Survival, Thread, Vaults, video games, Wasteland

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	488
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Tired of wandering the post-apocalyptic wasteland alone? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new kind of chaos! Our world is filled with mutated creepers, radioactive cows, and even a few ghoul villagers looking to trade with you.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond power armor, battle it out in the Nether with our custom weapons and armor, and even team up with your friends to take down the dreaded Ender Dragon…who may or may not have been mutated by nuclear radiation.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a mutant radroach as your trusty steed, build a base inside a crashed UFO, and trade with a merchant who is actually a talking Deathclaw in a top hat? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Crafty Canine Carnage: Where Dogs Get More Action Than You

action, Animal Behavior, Animals, biology, canine, carnage, comparison, Competition, Crafty, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Evolution, funny, human women, humor, Instincts, Jealousy, mating, Nature, perspective, reality check, relationships, Reproduction, sex, social norms

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate virtual playground for all your blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Build your own floating castle in the sky and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below. And don’t forget to visit our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying unicorns and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your imagination run wild – just be sure to watch out for those mutant chickens!

CraftyCreeperz: Where weak minds unite to conquer the Minecraft world!

Allies, Bigotry, Conquer, CraftyCreeperz, discrimination, dregs of society, Fags, harmful actions, harmful beliefs, harmful rhetoric, Hate Speech, ignorance, intolerance, Minds.., Minecraft, PAINFUL, Pandering, prejudice, self-validation, sense of accomplishment, shitty groups, toxic behavior, unite, validation, Weak, weak-minded, world

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5012
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with weak-minded allies of fags and other crappy groups? Look no further! Join our server where only the strongest survive and the fakers are weeded out.

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You must prove your worth by battling fierce mobs, conquering challenging dungeons, and outsmarting your enemies. Only the true warriors will rise to the top and claim their rightful place as champions.

So if you’re ready to show the world what you’re made of and leave the fakers behind, join our server today. But be warned, only the strongest will survive in this epic quest for glory!