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SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5046
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	New Chunks Explored:	415958
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

1. Whorenene, ai, Artificial Intelligence, Assistant, blocky, BOOTY, bounce, Brainstorming, collaboration, Communication, creativity, efficient, Generate, Helpful, Innovative, inspiration, list, long trail tags, productivity, tags, Technology, Unique, Whorenene

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

anguish, blocky, Blunders, coping mechanisms, cry for help, Darkness, death, depression, Despair, Edition, emotional pain, Inner Demons, kill, Kill me, mental health, mental illness, seeking help, self harm, Suffering, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, Suicide prevention, Therapy, Torment

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Emeralds Found:	7538
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Potions Brewed:	50
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

America’s Navy, Americas, brave, captain, courage, Crafting, Duty, Excellence, freedom, Honor, leadership, Military, Navy, patriotism, Protection, Proud, sacrifice, Say something nice, service, strength, Support, tradition, united states

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	165
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	964
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

ass hole, Bootyville, Cheekiest, climate, Cloudy, cold, Dead, Freezing, Frustration, hate, ISOLATED, longing, middle of nowhere, Minecraft, outside, Poor, Rural, Seasons, Server, storm’s, Warming Up, weather, WIND, Winter

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	436
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	182
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Zombie Dances:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!

GodlyCraft: Where Minecraft teaches you more morals than the media ever will! Join us now!

amorality, Beliefs, culture, Decline, enshrinement, Entertainment, Ethics, Godly morals, GodlyCraft, Impact, influence, Instill, Join, Media, Minecraft, Morals, nihilism, Population, purpose, society, Teaches, Technology, VALUES, video games, virtues

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Potions Brewed:	137	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Star Shards Collected:	152	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Crops Grown:	4568	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will save your soul from the clutches of amorality and nihilism? Look no further, because our server is here to instill Godly morals and virtues in all our players!

Join us as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil forces of amorality and nihilism, using the power of creativity and teamwork to spread goodness throughout the virtual world.

But beware, for lurking in the shadows are the minions of darkness, ready to tempt you with their wicked ways. Will you resist their temptations and stay true to your virtuous path? Only time will tell on our server!

So come on, join us and be a part of a community that is dedicated to upholding the values of righteousness and goodness in the world of Minecraft. Let’s show those video games that we can have fun while also being morally upright!

Crafty Convicts: Escape & Kill Edition – Minecraft Server

Aryan Brotherhood, Convicts, Crafty, crime, criminal activity, Dangerous, Edition, Escape, escaped prisoners, escapees, extremist group, fugitive search, fugitives, hate crime, hospital ambush, Idaho, kill, law enforcement, manhunt, Minecraft, murder, on the run, prison escape, Server, violence, wanted, white supremacist

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9980
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	9	Mines Excavated:	3233
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s so wild, even escaped white supremacist inmates are trying to join? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the most hardcore criminals can’t resist the fun! Join now for a chance to team up with Timmy and his wacky accomplice as they navigate their way through ambushes and adventures in the virtual world. Who knows what kind of chaos you’ll encounter next! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and see if you can survive the madness!

Blockheads R Us

big boobs, Blockheads, body positivity, Crazy bros, DATING, double standards, empowerment, feminism, funny, Gender Roles, Hoeflation, humor, Misogyny, modern dating, nerdy, relationships, sarcasm, satire, self worth, social commentary, societal expectations, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7136
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Animals Bred:	108	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Votes:	5545	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	94	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Potions Brewed:	169	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bros are so crazy that you’ll want to date a nerdy girl with big boobs just to fit in! Hoeflation is a real struggle here, but don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual diamonds to distract you. Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until your diamond armor breaks!